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Hey #bundyeroticfanfic: There Are Actual Double-Headed Dildos At the Wildlife Refuge
News Jan 13 10:13 AM

Hey #bundyeroticfanfic: There Are Actual Double-Headed Dildos At the Wildlife Refuge

Shelby R. King
Today in Casual Racism: I Don't Think Paula Deen Learned Her Lesson
TV Jul 7 1:29 PM

Today in Casual Racism: I Don't Think Paula Deen Learned Her Lesson

Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV Land Yanks <i>Dukes of Hazzard</i>, and a Confederate Merchandise Roundup
TV Jul 1 1:29 PM

TV Land Yanks Dukes of Hazzard, and a Confederate Merchandise Roundup

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Pigs or People: Which is for Dinner?
Food and Drink Apr 23 1:13 PM

Pigs or People: Which is for Dinner?

Shelby R. King
Media Apr 25 10:44 AM

"Welfare Queen in a Cowboy Hat"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Watch Some Skateboarder Pee in the Mount Tabor Reservoir!
Video Apr 16 5:47 PM

Watch Some Skateboarder Pee in the Mount Tabor Reservoir!

Denis C. Theriault
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Please Don't Feed the Alligators
Horrors Apr 3 9:44 AM

Please Don't Feed the Alligators

Paul Constant
<i>Duck Dynasty</i> Star Suspended; Conservative Cry Fowl (GET IT?!?)
Politics Dec 19 10:29 AM

Duck Dynasty Star Suspended; Conservative Cry Fowl (GET IT?!?)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Play Bass? Like Nickelback? Read This.
Hillbilly Oct 16 4:29 PM

Play Bass? Like Nickelback? Read This.

Ned Lannamann
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What Do Republican Commenters Think of the Shutdown Deal?
Hillbilly Oct 16 1:29 PM

What Do Republican Commenters Think of the Shutdown Deal?

Paul Constant
Council Follows Novick's Charge Against "Soviet-Style" Walmart
News Oct 2 12:14 PM

Council Follows Novick's Charge Against "Soviet-Style" Walmart

Denis C. Theriault
Get Yer Tickets for the CHILI JAMBOREE! Yeee-haww!
Hillbilly Sep 26 2:44 PM

Get Yer Tickets for the CHILI JAMBOREE! Yeee-haww!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Evil Hillbilly Franco
Movies & TV Sep 13 10:14 AM

Evil Hillbilly Franco

Erik Henriksen
Fine. You Can Open Carry. But That Means the Rest of Us Get to Bombard 911
Cops Jan 9 4:44 PM

Fine. You Can Open Carry. But That Means the Rest of Us Get to Bombard 911

Denis C. Theriault
What are You Doing with that Sledgehammer, Bimzie?
Hillbilly Jan 7 2:14 PM

What are You Doing with that Sledgehammer, Bimzie?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
When Hillbillies Catch Sharks
Sports Jul 12 11:29 AM

When Hillbillies Catch Sharks

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You History!: Spanking Women Questionaire
Media Jul 9 4:14 PM

Oh, You History!: Spanking Women Questionaire

Wm. Steven Humphrey
What God Thinks about the God Particle
Religion Jul 5 10:59 AM

What God Thinks about the God Particle

Anthony Hecht
Product of the Week: Hannah Montana Coon Repellent
Hillbilly Jul 5 10:44 AM

Product of the Week: Hannah Montana Coon Repellent

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Homo-Hatin' Hillbilly Just Got Himself Into a Heap of Trouble
Hillbilly May 1 10:14 AM

Homo-Hatin' Hillbilly Just Got Himself Into a Heap of Trouble

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Secret Service Talked to Ted
Hillbilly Apr 20 9:44 AM

The Secret Service Talked to Ted "Poopy-Pants" Nugent Yesterday

Paul Constant
The Race to Get the First Hot Tub Boat
Portland Mar 2 10:44 AM

The Race to Get the First Hot Tub Boat

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today in Hillbilly Pornography: Goat Massage
Sex Feb 24 3:14 PM

Today in Hillbilly Pornography: Goat Massage

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Last Minute Erotic Valentines!
Sex Feb 14 10:44 AM

Last Minute Erotic Valentines!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
<i>Eastbound & Down</i> Season Three Trailer!
TV Jan 9 2:00 PM

Eastbound & Down Season Three Trailer!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Don't Fuck with John McMillan's Yard Signs Either
Hillbilly Jan 6 9:59 AM

Don't Fuck with John McMillan's Yard Signs Either

Erik Henriksen
Don't Fuck with Kathy Peterson's Yard Signs
Hillbilly Jan 5 2:14 PM

Don't Fuck with Kathy Peterson's Yard Signs

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Lowe's Commenters Make <i>Oregonian</i> Commenters Look Like Commie Pinkos
TV Dec 12 2:44 PM

Lowe's Commenters Make Oregonian Commenters Look Like Commie Pinkos

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Milburn's Haunted Manor
Horrors Oct 31 11:59 AM

Milburn's Haunted Manor

Marjorie Skinner
Occupy Portland: Yeah... But What are the OregonLive Commenters Saying??
Portland Oct 6 4:00 PM

Occupy Portland: Yeah... But What are the OregonLive Commenters Saying??

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Hank Williams Jr. Compares Obama to Hitler
Hillbilly Oct 4 9:59 AM

Hank Williams Jr. Compares Obama to Hitler

Wm. Steven Humphrey
A Fellow Blogger!
Politics Oct 3 9:44 AM

A Fellow Blogger!

Dan Savage
Internet Driving You
Tech Aug 8 10:59 AM

Internet Driving You "Crazy"? Call... THE INTERNET POLICE!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Couple See Christ's Face on Walmart Receipt; EEEEEEEE!!!
Religion Jul 18 10:59 AM

Couple See Christ's Face on Walmart Receipt; EEEEEEEE!!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
It's a Strange and Beautiful World: Hillbilly on a Trampoline
Sports Jul 15 10:44 AM

It's a Strange and Beautiful World: Hillbilly on a Trampoline

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Another Fine Representative of Oregon
Hillbilly Jul 12 9:44 AM

Another Fine Representative of Oregon

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Do Not Feed Donuts to Your Obese Children...
Health Jun 30 9:59 AM

Do Not Feed Donuts to Your Obese Children...

Dan Savage
Everything About Her Is RILL, Okay!?
Hillbilly Jun 23 9:58 AM

Everything About Her Is RILL, Okay!?

Lindy West
Redneck Fire Tornado Chasers
Hillbilly Jun 13 10:44 AM

Redneck Fire Tornado Chasers

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Crawl into My Warm Snuggly Tummy, Said the Bear
Hillbilly May 26 9:44 AM

Crawl into My Warm Snuggly Tummy, Said the Bear

Courtney Ferguson
Hillbilly Kids Done Gone and Played the Gol' Darndest Thangs!
Music May 10 10:14 AM

Hillbilly Kids Done Gone and Played the Gol' Darndest Thangs!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Why You Probably Shouldn't Snort Bath Salts
Drugs May 3 10:14 AM

Why You Probably Shouldn't Snort Bath Salts

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Now THIS is How You Celebrate a Political Assassination
Politics May 3 9:44 AM

Now THIS is How You Celebrate a Political Assassination

Wm. Steven Humphrey
No, Seriously, This is Obama's REAL Birth Certificate!
Politics Apr 28 11:14 AM

No, Seriously, This is Obama's REAL Birth Certificate!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Tea Party Isn't <i>Racist</i>—They Just Don't Think the Nigras Should Be Allowed to Vote.
Hillbilly Apr 25 2:29 PM

The Tea Party Isn't Racist—They Just Don't Think the Nigras Should Be Allowed to Vote.

Lindy West
Today's Mercury Several Moments of Inspirations"">
Hillbilly Apr 21 9:43 AM

Today's "Mercury Several Moments of Inspirations"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Hamster Ball Derby is Coming!!
Horrors Mar 21 12:19 PM

The Hamster Ball Derby is Coming!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Blogtowners... I Love You (Comparatively Speaking, Of Course)
Hillbilly Mar 11 3:13 PM

Blogtowners... I Love You (Comparatively Speaking, Of Course)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh... so THAT'S When a Sit-Lie Law Goes Too Far
Hillbilly Feb 28 3:14 PM

Oh... so THAT'S When a Sit-Lie Law Goes Too Far

Denis C. Theriault
One Day Later, Republican Congressman Finally Condemns Obama Assassination Joke
Politics Feb 25 3:16 PM

One Day Later, Republican Congressman Finally Condemns Obama Assassination Joke

Paul Constant
The Uncomfortable Shame of Rectal Itch
Hillbilly Jan 20 1:12 PM

The Uncomfortable Shame of Rectal Itch

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Battle Hymn of the Sarah Palin Republic
Politics Jan 18 9:25 AM

The Battle Hymn of the Sarah Palin Republic

Wm. Steven Humphrey
What Should Beaverton's New Slogan Be?
Hillbilly Dec 7 1:44 PM

What Should Beaverton's New Slogan Be?

Sarah Mirk
Christmas Tree Kitty Cat? Yew are Sooo Ba-yad!
Cats Dec 6 3:14 PM

Christmas Tree Kitty Cat? Yew are Sooo Ba-yad!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Proudly Presenting the Greatest News Story of All Time
News Nov 12 3:44 PM

Proudly Presenting the Greatest News Story of All Time

Erik Henriksen
Politics Nov 12 3:29 PM

"P" Is For "President." Also "Plagiarist."

Denis C. Theriault
That's My Home State: Alabama Opens First Ever Sex Shop Drive-Thru
Sex Nov 10 10:14 AM

That's My Home State: Alabama Opens First Ever Sex Shop Drive-Thru

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Hey Fox News Viewers! Did You Hear About that Weird Rally or Whatever?
TV Nov 1 4:13 PM

Hey Fox News Viewers! Did You Hear About that Weird Rally or Whatever?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
It's White Power/Breast Cancer Awareness Day, Ya'll!
Girls Only! Oct 20 10:28 AM

It's White Power/Breast Cancer Awareness Day, Ya'll!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Dispatch #3 from Pendleton: Join this Punk Band.
Hillbilly Sep 19 9:43 AM

Dispatch #3 from Pendleton: Join this Punk Band.

Sarah Mirk
Dispatch #2 from the Pendleton Round: Photos!
Hillbilly Sep 17 1:29 PM

Dispatch #2 from the Pendleton Round: Photos!

Sarah Mirk
Hello From Pendleton! (Also: I'm Going to Hell)
Hillbilly Sep 17 8:57 AM

Hello From Pendleton! (Also: I'm Going to Hell)

Sarah Mirk
<i>The Daily Show</i> Decimates
Hillbilly Jul 29 9:57 AM

The Daily Show Decimates "Gay Nazi Historian"

David Schmader
Flame Thrower vs. Fire Extinguisher: ON WHICH DO YOU WAGER?!?
Tech Jul 28 4:31 PM

Flame Thrower vs. Fire Extinguisher: ON WHICH DO YOU WAGER?!?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The National Organization for Marriage's Summer Tour Continues
Homo Jul 22 9:59 AM

The National Organization for Marriage's Summer Tour Continues

David Schmader
Happy Fourth of July from Blogtown!
Hillbilly Jul 2 2:58 PM

Happy Fourth of July from Blogtown!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
More Patriotic Than You: Babies
Hillbilly Jul 2 1:28 PM

More Patriotic Than You: Babies

Wm. Steven Humphrey
More Patriotic than You: Alligators
Hillbilly Jul 2 11:29 AM

More Patriotic than You: Alligators

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Only in Utah!
Crime Jun 29 10:13 AM

Only in Utah!

Dan Savage
The Haters are Coming to Grant High School
Hillbilly Jun 2 11:53 AM

The Haters are Coming to Grant High School

Stefan Kamph
Today in Hillbilly
News May 18 3:19 PM

Today in Hillbilly

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today in Hillbilly Political Candidates
Politics May 12 12:12 PM

Today in Hillbilly Political Candidates

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, GREAT. Now All the Germans Think We Wash Our Hands in Urinals.
Hillbilly May 10 4:07 PM

Oh, GREAT. Now All the Germans Think We Wash Our Hands in Urinals.

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Seen Today in the <i>Mercury</i> Office
Hillbilly May 3 3:42 PM

Seen Today in the Mercury Office

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, I Know Who Chely Wright Is... Wait. No, I Don't.
Homo May 3 10:02 AM

Oh, I Know Who Chely Wright Is... Wait. No, I Don't.

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Arizona: The Hits Just Keep On Coming
Politics Apr 30 2:42 PM

Arizona: The Hits Just Keep On Coming

Anthony Hecht
Keep Digging, Arizona
Politics Apr 30 1:42 PM

Keep Digging, Arizona

Anthony Hecht
Microchipping the Illegals
Politics Apr 28 1:28 PM

Microchipping the Illegals

Dan Savage
English, Gol' Durn it!">
Politics Apr 27 11:44 AM

"This am Alabama! We Talk English, Gol' Durn it!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Maybe You Should've Thought About How Your State Was Still Reeling From The Recession...
News Apr 27 9:50 AM

Maybe You Should've Thought About How Your State Was Still Reeling From The Recession...

Dan Savage
Health Apr 21 11:44 AM

"It Would Be Virtually Impossible to Structure a Chicken-Based CDO"

Today in Redneck Logic
Hillbilly Apr 20 8:26 AM

Today in Redneck Logic

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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