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PANIC!
All articles tagged "PANIC!"
PANIC!
Sep 8
1:52 PM
Rush Limbaugh Flees Liberal Hoax
Katie Herzog
News
Jul 26
1:31 PM
The Pentagon Thought Trump Was Announcing a Military Strike On North Korea
Dan Savage
PANIC!
Nov 17
11:59 AM
Tips for Surviving Your Racist Family Thanksgiving
Andie Main
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Tech
May 24
2:51 PM
Meet "Pepper"—Your Newest Robot Overlord
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Portland
Mar 3
2:14 PM
Portland Earthquake Porn: The More the Merrier!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
News
Feb 2
6:29 PM
For Your Nightmares:
Cryptomaster behemoth
Shelby R. King
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News
Jan 4
10:00 AM
The Militant Takeover in Harney County Is Just Oregon's Latest Symptom of Anger Over Federal Ownership
Dirk VanderHart
Horrors
Jul 13
11:17 AM
Portland's Upcoming Cataclysmic Quake: The First Four Minutes
Nathan Gilles
Events
Dec 16
11:44 AM
The Zombie Apocalypse Disaster Preparedness Game
Marjorie Skinner
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News
Oct 30
10:44 AM
Trade Publication Warns: "Look Behind the Curtains" Before Taking Mult Co Emergency Management Job
Dirk VanderHart
Horrors
Jul 7
1:59 PM
Today in PANIC!!!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
May 13
2:14 PM
Float-Away Bouncy Houses: Think of the Children!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV
May 8
1:14 PM
Morning Show Host Doesn't Know How a Nail Gun Works, Really
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Video
Apr 16
5:47 PM
Watch Some Skateboarder Pee in the Mount Tabor Reservoir!
Denis C. Theriault
PANIC!
Apr 7
10:44 AM
Speaking of Climate Change
Alison Hallett
News
Jan 6
11:29 AM
BEWARE THE ZOMBIE HORDES! A Peek Inside Portland’s Emergency Coordination Center
Nathan Gilles
Food and Drink
Dec 13
9:44 AM
OMG Stock Up on Sriracha!
Bethany Jean Clement
PANIC!
Nov 21
10:03 AM
Tonight's Nightmare... Today!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
?!?!?
Nov 20
10:14 AM
Tonight's Nightmare... Today!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
Nov 5
10:44 AM
So Wait... Now We're Teaching Robots to CHEAT?!?
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
Aug 13
10:14 AM
Visiting Sweden? Awesome! Look Out for Testicle-Eating Fish.
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
Jul 24
2:44 PM
Whalenado! (Okay, Actually it's Just a Whale That Almost Eats a Diver.)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Media
Jul 2
10:44 AM
At Least You're Not in Irvine
Wm. Steven Humphrey
News
Jun 13
11:14 AM
Not Saying Merkley's Making Hay About NSA Surveillance for Publicity But...
Dirk VanderHart
?!?!?
Jun 4
2:14 PM
Alien Suicide!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Apocalypse
May 21
9:59 AM
Birth of a Killer Tornado
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
May 9
11:59 AM
20 Phrases to Write on Your Anti-Fluoride Sign
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
May 6
2:29 PM
Today in Chumming the Anti-Fluoridated Waters...
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
May 1
1:29 PM
Keep Your Fluoridation Chemicals Out Of My Water Chemicals
Alex Falcone
News
Apr 19
12:15 PM
Cops Catch "Hammer Pants Bandit": A Win for Them, an Enormous Loss for Us
Dirk VanderHart
News
Mar 20
3:14 PM
Disaster Porn’s Second Coming, or More Earthquaking Good Times
Nathan Gilles
PANIC!
Mar 11
9:44 AM
Here Come the Superbugs
Eli Sanders
The Apocalypse
Feb 15
12:59 PM
The Asteroid Missed Us... As You Were
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Astronomy
Feb 15
9:44 AM
Meteorocalypse! (Asterocalypse? WHATEVER!) Sweet Video of Meteor Explosions!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
Feb 12
2:00 PM
BREAKING: Telekinetic Panda Still on the Loose
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
Feb 1
2:14 PM
Your Friday Doomsday Reading
Paul Constant
PANIC!
Jan 28
10:59 AM
Cold Weather Safety PSA for Idiots from Miami
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
Jan 18
1:29 PM
The Fun Stops for TSA Employees
Dominic Holden
PANIC!
Jan 14
4:29 PM
It's Not Too Late for Flu Vaccine
Alison Hallett
Oh, You Kids!
Dec 20
1:29 PM
Reminder! The World Ends Tomorrow.
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Portland
Dec 17
4:29 PM
Backspace, Facing New Year's Eviction Deadline, Looking to Raise Cash
Denis C. Theriault
Food and Drink
Sep 25
9:44 AM
A Public (Peanut Butter) Service Announcement
Bethany Jean Clement
Puppy
Sep 12
2:14 PM
Military Robot Dogs: Prepare to Evacuate Your Bowels
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Neighborhoods
Sep 10
3:14 PM
Probably the Best Birthday Party Ever
Erik Henriksen
Movies & TV
Sep 4
9:59 AM
The Rock: A True
American
British Hero
Erik Henriksen
PANIC!
Aug 24
3:59 PM
Last-Minute Hecklevision Blogtown Meet-Up!
Alison Hallett
Music
Aug 21
1:59 PM
Tonight's Nightmare... Today!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
?!?!?
Aug 10
10:44 AM
Oh, No. Not Another Luchador/Ostrich Crime Spree!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Poll
Jul 13
3:29 PM
URGENT POLL: Should the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Say "Cowabunga!" or "Booyakasha"?
Erik Henriksen
PANIC!
Jul 2
2:14 PM
Say "Hello" to Lara Flynn Boyle's Toe!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV
Jun 13
10:14 AM
Spiders... Earthquake...
ARACHNOQUAKE
!!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
Jun 12
12:54 PM
Burn, Baby, Burn! Climate Change and Forest Fires
Nathan Gilles
PANIC!
May 30
10:14 AM
Stupid, Stupid Spider: The Hand-Drawn Trap
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
May 29
3:44 PM
Earthquake Cassandra: A Conversation with Jerry Thompson
Nathan Gilles
PANIC!
May 23
10:14 AM
Mapping Destruction: City Releases Locations of Portland Hazards
Nathan Gilles
PANIC!
May 3
9:59 AM
Popchips Panics; Yanks Down Terrible, Racist Ashton Kutcher Video
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
May 2
11:14 AM
Put a Board on it!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
Apr 11
4:29 PM
EARTHQUAKE!!! (Not That Big of Deal)
Alex Zielinski
PANIC!
Mar 20
12:59 PM
Preparing for the Killer Quake (Because You Keep Asking About It)
Nathan Gilles
PANIC!
Mar 19
4:57 PM
Best Killer Quake Comment Ever!
Nathan Gilles
PANIC!
Mar 15
4:46 PM
Gold Star: The Mercury's Web Comment of the Week!
Alison Hallett
Media
Mar 12
2:44 PM
Doonesbury
Fallout Actually Has Me Agreeing with
Oregonian
Commenters
Denis C. Theriault
Media
Mar 9
4:44 PM
Abortion and Comics Don't Mix, Says
Oregonian
Denis C. Theriault
Sex
Mar 7
1:45 PM
Four Words You Never Wanted to Hear: Hulk Hogan Sex Tape
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Media
Feb 29
2:29 PM
The Most Frightening Report about an Inert Computer Virus from 1988 You Will Ever See!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Politics
Feb 16
2:29 PM
Got Tattoos? You Might Be a Terrorist!
BRENDAN KILEY
Sex
Feb 13
9:44 AM
Planned Parenthood Exposed!
David Schmader
Luv
Feb 3
3:29 PM
Last Chance to Submit Your
Mercury
Reader Valentine!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV
Jan 27
10:59 AM
You Are Number Six
Erik Henriksen
Science!
Jan 26
11:14 AM
Freakish Mutant Heralds Future of Mankind, Will Soon Rule Earth with Iron Fist
Erik Henriksen
PANIC!
Dec 22
10:58 AM
Dead Memories Portland Calendar Giveaway
Alison Hallett
PANIC!
Dec 20
9:44 AM
Norway Is Suffering a Butter Shortage
Dan Savage
PANIC!
Dec 19
1:59 PM
Time to Mandate Children-Free Driving?
Goldy
PANIC!
Dec 19
9:59 AM
Just Theoretically Speaking, Does North Korea Have a Missile That Can Hit Portland?
Eli Sanders
Books
Nov 18
1:44 PM
NaNoWriMo Is Slowly Killing Me
Erik Henriksen
Portland
Nov 2
2:29 PM
Fuuuuck!!! A GIANT CLOWN ON INLINE SKAAAAATES!!!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Conflict of Interest
Oct 11
3:59 PM
Taking The Next Step (Backwards)
Ezra Ace Caraeff
Astronomy
Sep 23
12:27 PM
Well, That's Comforting
Ned Lannamann
Fashion
Sep 20
11:44 AM
It's Beginning to Sound A Lot Like Christmas: First Bean Spilled on the Downtown Holiday Pop-Ups
Marjorie Skinner
PANIC!
Sep 15
3:59 PM
Today in It's Funny Because It's True
David Schmader
Movies & TV
Sep 8
9:44 AM
Contagion
: Oh God Oh God Oh God
Erik Henriksen
The Twitter
Sep 1
10:44 AM
Nerdlebrities Weigh in on the Star Wars Blu-rays
Erik Henriksen
Music
Aug 11
11:44 AM
Mötley Crüe: Unforgivable
Ned Lannamann
Fashion
Aug 3
2:46 PM
Watch Out, A-Hole! I'm Wearing My KICKIN' JEANS!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Girls Only!
Jun 28
3:29 PM
And This Concludes MailBagSlutGate.
Lindy West
Religion
Jun 28
10:59 AM
Why Pat Robertson Knows a Thing or Two about Gay Abomination
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Girls Only!
Jun 28
9:45 AM
MailBagSlutGate Part Deux: The Husband Speaks!
Lindy West
Ethics
Jun 27
2:59 PM
Help Me Answer My Mail!
Lindy West
Oh, You Kids!
Jun 17
10:14 AM
Today in Those Terrible Teens: "Tag... YOU'RE DEAD!!"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Cats
Jun 9
3:59 PM
The Bubonic Plague Hits Oregon... CAT!
Marjorie Skinner
?!?!?
Jun 8
4:14 PM
BlytheCon Cometh
Marjorie Skinner
Sports
Jun 3
9:44 AM
Ouch! (Also: Is Lying on the Ground Really the Best Way to Avoid Bees, Guys?)
Eli Sanders
PANIC!
May 20
10:03 AM
"Macho Man" Randy Savage, R.I.P.
Ezra Ace Caraeff
Religion
May 19
2:01 PM
I Fucking Hope the Rapture Happens on Saturday
Paul Constant
Religion
May 16
3:14 PM
The End is Nigh... Which Means "Saturday," Guys!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Politics
May 16
2:44 PM
Caption This Photo
Dan Savage
Music
Apr 22
12:59 PM
BREAKING: You Will Never Hear "My Humps" Again!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
Apr 13
9:58 AM
You Have to Pick One
Dan Savage
Sex
Apr 7
10:29 AM
America, Meet Your New Yellow Dinosaur Pedophile Hunter
Wm. Steven Humphrey
PANIC!
Mar 21
9:29 AM
Don't Drink the Water. Or Do
Goldy
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