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Rush Limbaugh Flees Liberal Hoax
PANIC! Sep 8 1:52 PM

Rush Limbaugh Flees Liberal Hoax

Katie Herzog
The Pentagon Thought Trump Was Announcing a Military Strike On North Korea
News Jul 26 1:31 PM

The Pentagon Thought Trump Was Announcing a Military Strike On North Korea

Dan Savage
Tips for Surviving Your Racist Family Thanksgiving
PANIC! Nov 17 11:59 AM

Tips for Surviving Your Racist Family Thanksgiving

Andie Main
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Meet "Pepper"—Your Newest Robot Overlord
Tech May 24 2:51 PM

Meet "Pepper"—Your Newest Robot Overlord

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Portland Earthquake Porn: The More the Merrier!
Portland Mar 3 2:14 PM

Portland Earthquake Porn: The More the Merrier!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
For Your Nightmares: Cryptomaster behemoth
News Feb 2 6:29 PM

For Your Nightmares: Cryptomaster behemoth

Shelby R. King
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The Militant Takeover in Harney County Is Just Oregon's Latest Symptom of Anger Over Federal Ownership
News Jan 4 10:00 AM

The Militant Takeover in Harney County Is Just Oregon's Latest Symptom of Anger Over Federal Ownership

Dirk VanderHart
Portland's Upcoming Cataclysmic Quake: The First Four Minutes
Horrors Jul 13 11:17 AM

Portland's Upcoming Cataclysmic Quake: The First Four Minutes

Nathan Gilles
The Zombie Apocalypse Disaster Preparedness Game
Events Dec 16 11:44 AM

The Zombie Apocalypse Disaster Preparedness Game

Marjorie Skinner
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Trade Publication Warns: "Look Behind the Curtains" Before Taking Mult Co Emergency Management Job
News Oct 30 10:44 AM

Trade Publication Warns: "Look Behind the Curtains" Before Taking Mult Co Emergency Management Job

Dirk VanderHart
Today in PANIC!!!
Horrors Jul 7 1:59 PM

Today in PANIC!!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Float-Away Bouncy Houses: Think of the Children!
PANIC! May 13 2:14 PM

Float-Away Bouncy Houses: Think of the Children!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Morning Show Host Doesn't Know How a Nail Gun Works, Really
TV May 8 1:14 PM

Morning Show Host Doesn't Know How a Nail Gun Works, Really

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Watch Some Skateboarder Pee in the Mount Tabor Reservoir!
Video Apr 16 5:47 PM

Watch Some Skateboarder Pee in the Mount Tabor Reservoir!

Denis C. Theriault
Speaking of Climate Change
PANIC! Apr 7 10:44 AM

Speaking of Climate Change

Alison Hallett
BEWARE THE ZOMBIE HORDES! A Peek Inside Portland’s Emergency Coordination Center
News Jan 6 11:29 AM

BEWARE THE ZOMBIE HORDES! A Peek Inside Portland’s Emergency Coordination Center

Nathan Gilles
OMG Stock Up on Sriracha!
Food and Drink Dec 13 9:44 AM

OMG Stock Up on Sriracha!

Bethany Jean Clement
Tonight's Nightmare... Today!
PANIC! Nov 21 10:03 AM

Tonight's Nightmare... Today!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tonight's Nightmare... Today!
?!?!? Nov 20 10:14 AM

Tonight's Nightmare... Today!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
So Wait... Now We're Teaching Robots to CHEAT?!?
PANIC! Nov 5 10:44 AM

So Wait... Now We're Teaching Robots to CHEAT?!?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Visiting Sweden? Awesome! Look Out for Testicle-Eating Fish.
PANIC! Aug 13 10:14 AM

Visiting Sweden? Awesome! Look Out for Testicle-Eating Fish.

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Whalenado! (Okay, Actually it's Just a Whale That Almost Eats a Diver.)
PANIC! Jul 24 2:44 PM

Whalenado! (Okay, Actually it's Just a Whale That Almost Eats a Diver.)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
At Least You're Not in Irvine
Media Jul 2 10:44 AM

At Least You're Not in Irvine

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Not Saying Merkley's Making Hay About NSA Surveillance for Publicity But...
News Jun 13 11:14 AM

Not Saying Merkley's Making Hay About NSA Surveillance for Publicity But...

Dirk VanderHart
Alien Suicide!
?!?!? Jun 4 2:14 PM

Alien Suicide!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Birth of a Killer Tornado
The Apocalypse May 21 9:59 AM

Birth of a Killer Tornado

Wm. Steven Humphrey
20 Phrases to Write on Your Anti-Fluoride Sign
PANIC! May 9 11:59 AM

20 Phrases to Write on Your Anti-Fluoride Sign

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today in Chumming the Anti-Fluoridated Waters...
PANIC! May 6 2:29 PM

Today in Chumming the Anti-Fluoridated Waters...

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Keep Your Fluoridation Chemicals Out Of My Water Chemicals
PANIC! May 1 1:29 PM

Keep Your Fluoridation Chemicals Out Of My Water Chemicals

Alex Falcone
Cops Catch "Hammer Pants Bandit": A Win for Them, an Enormous Loss for Us
News Apr 19 12:15 PM

Cops Catch "Hammer Pants Bandit": A Win for Them, an Enormous Loss for Us

Dirk VanderHart
Disaster Porn’s Second Coming, or More Earthquaking Good Times
News Mar 20 3:14 PM

Disaster Porn’s Second Coming, or More Earthquaking Good Times

Nathan Gilles
Here Come the Superbugs
PANIC! Mar 11 9:44 AM

Here Come the Superbugs

Eli Sanders
The Asteroid Missed Us... As You Were
The Apocalypse Feb 15 12:59 PM

The Asteroid Missed Us... As You Were

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Meteorocalypse! (Asterocalypse? WHATEVER!) Sweet Video of Meteor Explosions!
Astronomy Feb 15 9:44 AM

Meteorocalypse! (Asterocalypse? WHATEVER!) Sweet Video of Meteor Explosions!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
BREAKING: Telekinetic Panda Still on the Loose
PANIC! Feb 12 2:00 PM

BREAKING: Telekinetic Panda Still on the Loose

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Your Friday Doomsday Reading
PANIC! Feb 1 2:14 PM

Your Friday Doomsday Reading

Paul Constant
Cold Weather Safety PSA for Idiots from Miami
PANIC! Jan 28 10:59 AM

Cold Weather Safety PSA for Idiots from Miami

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Fun Stops for TSA Employees
PANIC! Jan 18 1:29 PM

The Fun Stops for TSA Employees

Dominic Holden
It's Not Too Late for Flu Vaccine
PANIC! Jan 14 4:29 PM

It's Not Too Late for Flu Vaccine

Alison Hallett
Reminder! The World Ends Tomorrow.
Oh, You Kids! Dec 20 1:29 PM

Reminder! The World Ends Tomorrow.

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Backspace, Facing New Year's Eviction Deadline, Looking to Raise Cash
Portland Dec 17 4:29 PM

Backspace, Facing New Year's Eviction Deadline, Looking to Raise Cash

Denis C. Theriault
A Public (Peanut Butter) Service Announcement
Food and Drink Sep 25 9:44 AM

A Public (Peanut Butter) Service Announcement

Bethany Jean Clement
Military Robot Dogs: Prepare to Evacuate Your Bowels
Puppy Sep 12 2:14 PM

Military Robot Dogs: Prepare to Evacuate Your Bowels

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Probably the Best Birthday Party Ever
Neighborhoods Sep 10 3:14 PM

Probably the Best Birthday Party Ever

Erik Henriksen
The Rock: A True American British Hero
Movies & TV Sep 4 9:59 AM

The Rock: A True American British Hero

Erik Henriksen
Last-Minute Hecklevision Blogtown Meet-Up!
PANIC! Aug 24 3:59 PM

Last-Minute Hecklevision Blogtown Meet-Up!

Alison Hallett
Tonight's Nightmare... Today!
Music Aug 21 1:59 PM

Tonight's Nightmare... Today!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, No. Not Another Luchador/Ostrich Crime Spree!
?!?!? Aug 10 10:44 AM

Oh, No. Not Another Luchador/Ostrich Crime Spree!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
URGENT POLL: Should the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Say "Cowabunga!" or "Booyakasha"?
Poll Jul 13 3:29 PM

URGENT POLL: Should the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Say "Cowabunga!" or "Booyakasha"?

Erik Henriksen
Say "Hello" to Lara Flynn Boyle's Toe!
PANIC! Jul 2 2:14 PM

Say "Hello" to Lara Flynn Boyle's Toe!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Spiders... Earthquake... ARACHNOQUAKE!!
TV Jun 13 10:14 AM

Spiders... Earthquake... ARACHNOQUAKE!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Burn, Baby, Burn! Climate Change and Forest Fires
PANIC! Jun 12 12:54 PM

Burn, Baby, Burn! Climate Change and Forest Fires

Nathan Gilles
Stupid, Stupid Spider: The Hand-Drawn Trap
PANIC! May 30 10:14 AM

Stupid, Stupid Spider: The Hand-Drawn Trap

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Earthquake Cassandra: A Conversation with Jerry Thompson
PANIC! May 29 3:44 PM

Earthquake Cassandra: A Conversation with Jerry Thompson

Nathan Gilles
Mapping Destruction: City Releases Locations of Portland Hazards
PANIC! May 23 10:14 AM

Mapping Destruction: City Releases Locations of Portland Hazards

Nathan Gilles
Popchips Panics; Yanks Down Terrible, Racist Ashton Kutcher Video
PANIC! May 3 9:59 AM

Popchips Panics; Yanks Down Terrible, Racist Ashton Kutcher Video

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Put a Board on it!
PANIC! May 2 11:14 AM

Put a Board on it!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
EARTHQUAKE!!! (Not That Big of Deal)
PANIC! Apr 11 4:29 PM

EARTHQUAKE!!! (Not That Big of Deal)

Alex Zielinski
Preparing for the Killer Quake (Because You Keep Asking About It)
PANIC! Mar 20 12:59 PM

Preparing for the Killer Quake (Because You Keep Asking About It)

Nathan Gilles
Best Killer Quake Comment Ever!
PANIC! Mar 19 4:57 PM

Best Killer Quake Comment Ever!

Nathan Gilles
Gold Star: The Mercury's Web Comment of the Week!
PANIC! Mar 15 4:46 PM

Gold Star: The Mercury's Web Comment of the Week!

Alison Hallett
Doonesbury Fallout Actually Has Me Agreeing with Oregonian Commenters
Media Mar 12 2:44 PM

Doonesbury Fallout Actually Has Me Agreeing with Oregonian Commenters

Denis C. Theriault
Abortion and Comics Don't Mix, Says Oregonian
Media Mar 9 4:44 PM

Abortion and Comics Don't Mix, Says Oregonian

Denis C. Theriault
Four Words You Never Wanted to Hear: Hulk Hogan Sex Tape
Sex Mar 7 1:45 PM

Four Words You Never Wanted to Hear: Hulk Hogan Sex Tape

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Most Frightening Report about an Inert Computer Virus from 1988 You Will Ever See!
Media Feb 29 2:29 PM

The Most Frightening Report about an Inert Computer Virus from 1988 You Will Ever See!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Got Tattoos? You Might Be a Terrorist!
Politics Feb 16 2:29 PM

Got Tattoos? You Might Be a Terrorist!

BRENDAN KILEY
Planned Parenthood Exposed!
Sex Feb 13 9:44 AM

Planned Parenthood Exposed!

David Schmader
Last Chance to Submit Your Mercury Reader Valentine!
Luv Feb 3 3:29 PM

Last Chance to Submit Your Mercury Reader Valentine!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
You Are Number Six
TV Jan 27 10:59 AM

You Are Number Six

Erik Henriksen
Freakish Mutant Heralds Future of Mankind, Will Soon Rule Earth with Iron Fist
Science! Jan 26 11:14 AM

Freakish Mutant Heralds Future of Mankind, Will Soon Rule Earth with Iron Fist

Erik Henriksen
Dead Memories Portland Calendar Giveaway
PANIC! Dec 22 10:58 AM

Dead Memories Portland Calendar Giveaway

Alison Hallett
Norway Is Suffering a Butter Shortage
PANIC! Dec 20 9:44 AM

Norway Is Suffering a Butter Shortage

Dan Savage
Time to Mandate Children-Free Driving?
PANIC! Dec 19 1:59 PM

Time to Mandate Children-Free Driving?

Goldy
Just Theoretically Speaking, Does North Korea Have a Missile That Can Hit Portland?
PANIC! Dec 19 9:59 AM

Just Theoretically Speaking, Does North Korea Have a Missile That Can Hit Portland?

Eli Sanders
NaNoWriMo Is Slowly Killing Me
Books Nov 18 1:44 PM

NaNoWriMo Is Slowly Killing Me

Erik Henriksen
Fuuuuck!!! A GIANT CLOWN ON INLINE SKAAAAATES!!!
Portland Nov 2 2:29 PM

Fuuuuck!!! A GIANT CLOWN ON INLINE SKAAAAATES!!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Taking The Next Step (Backwards)
Conflict of Interest Oct 11 3:59 PM

Taking The Next Step (Backwards)

Ezra Ace Caraeff
Well, That's Comforting
Astronomy Sep 23 12:27 PM

Well, That's Comforting

Ned Lannamann
It's Beginning to Sound A Lot Like Christmas: First Bean Spilled on the Downtown Holiday Pop-Ups
Fashion Sep 20 11:44 AM

It's Beginning to Sound A Lot Like Christmas: First Bean Spilled on the Downtown Holiday Pop-Ups

Marjorie Skinner
Today in It's Funny Because It's True
PANIC! Sep 15 3:59 PM

Today in It's Funny Because It's True

David Schmader
Contagion: Oh God Oh God Oh God
Movies & TV Sep 8 9:44 AM

Contagion: Oh God Oh God Oh God

Erik Henriksen
Nerdlebrities Weigh in on the Star Wars Blu-rays
The Twitter Sep 1 10:44 AM

Nerdlebrities Weigh in on the Star Wars Blu-rays

Erik Henriksen
Mötley Crüe: Unforgivable
Music Aug 11 11:44 AM

Mötley Crüe: Unforgivable

Ned Lannamann
Watch Out, A-Hole! I'm Wearing My KICKIN' JEANS!
Fashion Aug 3 2:46 PM

Watch Out, A-Hole! I'm Wearing My KICKIN' JEANS!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
And This Concludes MailBagSlutGate.
Girls Only! Jun 28 3:29 PM

And This Concludes MailBagSlutGate.

Lindy West
Why Pat Robertson Knows a Thing or Two about Gay Abomination
Religion Jun 28 10:59 AM

Why Pat Robertson Knows a Thing or Two about Gay Abomination

Wm. Steven Humphrey
MailBagSlutGate Part Deux: The Husband Speaks!
Girls Only! Jun 28 9:45 AM

MailBagSlutGate Part Deux: The Husband Speaks!

Lindy West
Help Me Answer My Mail!
Ethics Jun 27 2:59 PM

Help Me Answer My Mail!

Lindy West
Today in Those Terrible Teens: "Tag... YOU'RE DEAD!!"
Oh, You Kids! Jun 17 10:14 AM

Today in Those Terrible Teens: "Tag... YOU'RE DEAD!!"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Bubonic Plague Hits Oregon... CAT!
Cats Jun 9 3:59 PM

The Bubonic Plague Hits Oregon... CAT!

Marjorie Skinner
BlytheCon Cometh
?!?!? Jun 8 4:14 PM

BlytheCon Cometh

Marjorie Skinner
Ouch! (Also: Is Lying on the Ground Really the Best Way to Avoid Bees, Guys?)
Sports Jun 3 9:44 AM

Ouch! (Also: Is Lying on the Ground Really the Best Way to Avoid Bees, Guys?)

Eli Sanders
"Macho Man" Randy Savage, R.I.P.
PANIC! May 20 10:03 AM

"Macho Man" Randy Savage, R.I.P.

Ezra Ace Caraeff
I Fucking Hope the Rapture Happens on Saturday
Religion May 19 2:01 PM

I Fucking Hope the Rapture Happens on Saturday

Paul Constant
The End is Nigh... Which Means "Saturday," Guys!
Religion May 16 3:14 PM

The End is Nigh... Which Means "Saturday," Guys!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Caption This Photo
Politics May 16 2:44 PM

Caption This Photo

Dan Savage
BREAKING: You Will Never Hear "My Humps" Again!
Music Apr 22 12:59 PM

BREAKING: You Will Never Hear "My Humps" Again!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
You Have to Pick One
PANIC! Apr 13 9:58 AM

You Have to Pick One

Dan Savage
America, Meet Your New Yellow Dinosaur Pedophile Hunter
Sex Apr 7 10:29 AM

America, Meet Your New Yellow Dinosaur Pedophile Hunter

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Don't Drink the Water. Or Do
PANIC! Mar 21 9:29 AM

Don't Drink the Water. Or Do

Goldy
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