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Rush Limbaugh Flees Liberal Hoax
PANIC! Sep 8 1:52 PM

Rush Limbaugh Flees Liberal Hoax

Katie Herzog
The Pentagon Thought Trump Was Announcing a Military Strike On North Korea
News Jul 26 1:31 PM

The Pentagon Thought Trump Was Announcing a Military Strike On North Korea

Dan Savage
Tips for Surviving Your Racist Family Thanksgiving
PANIC! Nov 17 11:59 AM

Tips for Surviving Your Racist Family Thanksgiving

Andie Main
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Meet
Tech May 24 2:51 PM

Meet "Pepper"—Your Newest Robot Overlord

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Portland Earthquake Porn: The More the Merrier!
Portland Mar 3 2:14 PM

Portland Earthquake Porn: The More the Merrier!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
For Your Nightmares: <i>Cryptomaster behemoth</i>
News Feb 2 6:29 PM

For Your Nightmares: Cryptomaster behemoth

Shelby R. King
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The Militant Takeover in Harney County Is Just Oregon's Latest Symptom of Anger Over Federal Ownership
News Jan 4 10:00 AM

The Militant Takeover in Harney County Is Just Oregon's Latest Symptom of Anger Over Federal Ownership

Dirk VanderHart
Portland's Upcoming Cataclysmic Quake: The First Four Minutes
Horrors Jul 13 11:17 AM

Portland's Upcoming Cataclysmic Quake: The First Four Minutes

Nathan Gilles
The Zombie Apocalypse Disaster Preparedness Game
Events Dec 16 11:44 AM

The Zombie Apocalypse Disaster Preparedness Game

Marjorie Skinner
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Trade Publication Warns:
News Oct 30 10:44 AM

Trade Publication Warns: "Look Behind the Curtains" Before Taking Mult Co Emergency Management Job

Dirk VanderHart
Today in PANIC!!!
Horrors Jul 7 1:59 PM

Today in PANIC!!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Float-Away Bouncy Houses: Think of the Children!
PANIC! May 13 2:14 PM

Float-Away Bouncy Houses: Think of the Children!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Morning Show Host Doesn't Know How a Nail Gun Works, Really
TV May 8 1:14 PM

Morning Show Host Doesn't Know How a Nail Gun Works, Really

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Watch Some Skateboarder Pee in the Mount Tabor Reservoir!
Video Apr 16 5:47 PM

Watch Some Skateboarder Pee in the Mount Tabor Reservoir!

Denis C. Theriault
Speaking of Climate Change
PANIC! Apr 7 10:44 AM

Speaking of Climate Change

Alison Hallett
BEWARE THE ZOMBIE HORDES! A Peek Inside Portland’s Emergency Coordination Center
News Jan 6 11:29 AM

BEWARE THE ZOMBIE HORDES! A Peek Inside Portland’s Emergency Coordination Center

Nathan Gilles
OMG Stock Up on Sriracha!
Food and Drink Dec 13 9:44 AM

OMG Stock Up on Sriracha!

Bethany Jean Clement
Tonight's Nightmare... Today!
PANIC! Nov 21 10:03 AM

Tonight's Nightmare... Today!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Tonight's Nightmare... Today!
?!?!? Nov 20 10:14 AM

Tonight's Nightmare... Today!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
So Wait... Now We're Teaching Robots to CHEAT?!?
PANIC! Nov 5 10:44 AM

So Wait... Now We're Teaching Robots to CHEAT?!?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Visiting Sweden? Awesome! Look Out for Testicle-Eating Fish.
PANIC! Aug 13 10:14 AM

Visiting Sweden? Awesome! Look Out for Testicle-Eating Fish.

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Whalenado! (Okay, Actually it's Just a Whale That Almost Eats a Diver.)
PANIC! Jul 24 2:44 PM

Whalenado! (Okay, Actually it's Just a Whale That Almost Eats a Diver.)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
At Least You're Not in Irvine
Media Jul 2 10:44 AM

At Least You're Not in Irvine

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Not Saying Merkley's Making Hay About NSA Surveillance for Publicity But...
News Jun 13 11:14 AM

Not Saying Merkley's Making Hay About NSA Surveillance for Publicity But...

Dirk VanderHart
Alien Suicide!
?!?!? Jun 4 2:14 PM

Alien Suicide!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Birth of a Killer Tornado
The Apocalypse May 21 9:59 AM

Birth of a Killer Tornado

Wm. Steven Humphrey
20 Phrases to Write on Your Anti-Fluoride Sign
PANIC! May 9 11:59 AM

20 Phrases to Write on Your Anti-Fluoride Sign

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today in Chumming the Anti-Fluoridated Waters...
PANIC! May 6 2:29 PM

Today in Chumming the Anti-Fluoridated Waters...

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Keep Your Fluoridation Chemicals Out Of My Water Chemicals
PANIC! May 1 1:29 PM

Keep Your Fluoridation Chemicals Out Of My Water Chemicals

Alex Falcone
Cops Catch
News Apr 19 12:15 PM

Cops Catch "Hammer Pants Bandit": A Win for Them, an Enormous Loss for Us

Dirk VanderHart
Disaster Porn’s Second Coming, or More Earthquaking Good Times
News Mar 20 3:14 PM

Disaster Porn’s Second Coming, or More Earthquaking Good Times

Nathan Gilles
Here Come the Superbugs
PANIC! Mar 11 9:44 AM

Here Come the Superbugs

Eli Sanders
The Asteroid Missed Us... As You Were
The Apocalypse Feb 15 12:59 PM

The Asteroid Missed Us... As You Were

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Meteorocalypse! (Asterocalypse? WHATEVER!) Sweet Video of Meteor Explosions!
Astronomy Feb 15 9:44 AM

Meteorocalypse! (Asterocalypse? WHATEVER!) Sweet Video of Meteor Explosions!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
BREAKING: Telekinetic Panda Still on the Loose
PANIC! Feb 12 2:00 PM

BREAKING: Telekinetic Panda Still on the Loose

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Your Friday Doomsday Reading
PANIC! Feb 1 2:14 PM

Your Friday Doomsday Reading

Paul Constant
Cold Weather Safety PSA for Idiots from Miami
PANIC! Jan 28 10:59 AM

Cold Weather Safety PSA for Idiots from Miami

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Fun Stops for TSA Employees
PANIC! Jan 18 1:29 PM

The Fun Stops for TSA Employees

Dominic Holden
It's Not Too Late for Flu Vaccine
PANIC! Jan 14 4:29 PM

It's Not Too Late for Flu Vaccine

Alison Hallett
Reminder! The World Ends Tomorrow.
Oh, You Kids! Dec 20 1:29 PM

Reminder! The World Ends Tomorrow.

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Backspace, Facing New Year's Eviction Deadline, Looking to Raise Cash
Portland Dec 17 4:29 PM

Backspace, Facing New Year's Eviction Deadline, Looking to Raise Cash

Denis C. Theriault
A Public (Peanut Butter) Service Announcement
Food and Drink Sep 25 9:44 AM

A Public (Peanut Butter) Service Announcement

Bethany Jean Clement
Military Robot Dogs: Prepare to Evacuate Your Bowels
Puppy Sep 12 2:14 PM

Military Robot Dogs: Prepare to Evacuate Your Bowels

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Probably the Best Birthday Party Ever
Neighborhoods Sep 10 3:14 PM

Probably the Best Birthday Party Ever

Erik Henriksen
The Rock: A True <strike>American</strike> British Hero
Movies & TV Sep 4 9:59 AM

The Rock: A True American British Hero

Erik Henriksen
Last-Minute Hecklevision Blogtown Meet-Up!
PANIC! Aug 24 3:59 PM

Last-Minute Hecklevision Blogtown Meet-Up!

Alison Hallett
Tonight's Nightmare... Today!
Music Aug 21 1:59 PM

Tonight's Nightmare... Today!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, No. Not Another Luchador/Ostrich Crime Spree!
?!?!? Aug 10 10:44 AM

Oh, No. Not Another Luchador/Ostrich Crime Spree!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
URGENT POLL: Should the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Say
Poll Jul 13 3:29 PM

URGENT POLL: Should the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Say "Cowabunga!" or "Booyakasha"?

Erik Henriksen
Say
PANIC! Jul 2 2:14 PM

Say "Hello" to Lara Flynn Boyle's Toe!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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