Election 2012

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Romney Tattoos Are Not Forever
Election 2012 Nov 29 2:44 PM

Romney Tattoos Are Not Forever

Paul Constant
GOPers Finally Coming to Terms With Mitt Romney's Unexpected Defeat
Election 2012 Nov 20 1:44 PM

GOPers Finally Coming to Terms With Mitt Romney's Unexpected Defeat

Goldy
Christian Right: "How come nobody wikes us? All we wanna do is persecute gay famblies and force women to have wape babies. And nobody wikes us! Wah!"
Religion Nov 12 9:59 AM

Christian Right: "How come nobody wikes us? All we wanna do is persecute gay famblies and force women to have wape babies. And nobody wikes us! Wah!"

Dan Savage
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That Had to Hurt
Religion Nov 9 1:29 PM

That Had to Hurt

Dan Savage
Mitt Romney's Campaign Really Believed He Was Going to Win, Right Up Until He Lost
Election 2012 Nov 9 9:59 AM

Mitt Romney's Campaign Really Believed He Was Going to Win, Right Up Until He Lost

Paul Constant
President-Elect Romney's Transition Website Briefly Went Online
Election 2012 Nov 8 2:14 PM

President-Elect Romney's Transition Website Briefly Went Online

Paul Constant
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The Time Has Come for National Vote-by-Mail
Politics Nov 8 11:29 AM

The Time Has Come for National Vote-by-Mail

Goldy
What Went Wrong with Republican Predictions
Election 2012 Nov 8 10:29 AM

What Went Wrong with Republican Predictions

Paul Constant
Who Were the Biggest Losers?
$$$ Nov 8 9:59 AM

Who Were the Biggest Losers?

Eli Sanders
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Snaps from Last Night's Mercury Election Partayyyy!
Drunk Nov 7 3:14 PM

Snaps from Last Night's Mercury Election Partayyyy!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
What Would Republicans Do to Not Vote for Chris Christie?
Election 2012 Nov 7 2:59 PM

What Would Republicans Do to Not Vote for Chris Christie?

Paul Constant
Bill O'Reilly Mourns the Death of the Privileged White Majority
Election 2012 Nov 7 2:29 PM

Bill O'Reilly Mourns the Death of the Privileged White Majority

Wm. Steven Humphrey
When Obama Won, the South Shook Itself Awake, Tried to Rise Again, and Embarrassed the Hell Out of Itself
Election 2012 Nov 7 1:44 PM

When Obama Won, the South Shook Itself Awake, Tried to Rise Again, and Embarrassed the Hell Out of Itself

Paul Constant
Shrieking White-Hot Sphere of Pure Rage In 2016
The Apocalypse Nov 7 1:14 PM

Shrieking White-Hot Sphere of Pure Rage In 2016

Erik Henriksen
14,660 Portlanders Wrote In Their Choice for Mayor
Election 2012 Nov 7 12:14 PM

14,660 Portlanders Wrote In Their Choice for Mayor

Sarah Mirk
Sarah Palin Is Concerned
Movies & TV Nov 7 11:14 AM

Sarah Palin Is Concerned

Erik Henriksen
The Movie was Okay, but Nate Silver Spoiled the Ending
Election 2012 Nov 7 10:44 AM

The Movie was Okay, but Nate Silver Spoiled the Ending

Alex Falcone
NOM's Sad Silver Lining
Election 2012 Nov 7 10:29 AM

NOM's Sad Silver Lining

Dan Savage
"Soon America Is Going to Suck for All of Us"
Election 2012 Nov 7 9:59 AM

"Soon America Is Going to Suck for All of Us"

Paul Constant
Local Portland and Oregon 2012 Election Results
Election 2012 Nov 7 9:39 AM

Local Portland and Oregon 2012 Election Results

Sarah Mirk
What Does Marijuana Legalization Actually Mean For Washington?
Election 2012 Nov 7 9:06 AM

What Does Marijuana Legalization Actually Mean For Washington?

Sarah Mirk
It's the Mercury's Election 2012 Live Blog
Election 2012 Nov 6 7:17 PM

It's the Mercury's Election 2012 Live Blog

Denis C. Theriault
Classic "Rock the Vote!" Vids
TV Nov 6 2:14 PM

Classic "Rock the Vote!" Vids

Wm. Steven Humphrey
A Bipartisan Post About Election Day Panic
Election 2012 Nov 6 1:44 PM

A Bipartisan Post About Election Day Panic

Paul Constant
The Mercury's Election Night Party! TONIGHT!
Election 2012 Nov 6 1:29 PM

The Mercury's Election Night Party! TONIGHT!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
One More Goddamn Election Post—But This One Has a Comic!
Comic Books Nov 6 11:44 AM

One More Goddamn Election Post—But This One Has a Comic!

Erik Henriksen
Stop Instagramming Your Ballots, Dummies
Election 2012 Nov 6 10:59 AM

Stop Instagramming Your Ballots, Dummies

Alison Hallett
You Can Sit In Front of Your Computer All Day Stressing Out About the Election...
Election 2012 Nov 6 10:29 AM

You Can Sit In Front of Your Computer All Day Stressing Out About the Election...

Dan Savage
Happy Election Day! Here's a Map of Voter Suppression
Election 2012 Nov 6 9:44 AM

Happy Election Day! Here's a Map of Voter Suppression

Paul Constant
Obama Wins!! (At Least According to South Park)
TV Nov 5 2:59 PM

Obama Wins!! (At Least According to South Park)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Today in Faith-Based Voting
Religion Nov 5 2:44 PM

Today in Faith-Based Voting

Paul Constant
Voting Cheat Sheet and Ballot Drop-Off Locations!
Election 2012 Nov 5 2:29 PM

Voting Cheat Sheet and Ballot Drop-Off Locations!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Where's My Election Night Party At?!
Election 2012 Nov 5 1:44 PM

Where's My Election Night Party At?!

Sarah Mirk
Don't Miss the Mercury's Election Night Party! TOMORROW!
Events Nov 5 11:14 AM

Don't Miss the Mercury's Election Night Party! TOMORROW!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Nate Silver: "Obama led in 19 battleground state polls today. Romney led in one."
Election 2012 Nov 5 9:44 AM

Nate Silver: "Obama led in 19 battleground state polls today. Romney led in one."

Charles Mudede
Mitt Romney's Threat: If He's Not Elected, His Party Will Trash the Economy
Election 2012 Nov 2 3:01 PM

Mitt Romney's Threat: If He's Not Elected, His Party Will Trash the Economy

Paul Constant
Republican Ballot Tampering Alleged in Clackamas
Election 2012 Nov 2 12:02 PM

Republican Ballot Tampering Alleged in Clackamas

Sarah Mirk
Join Us for the Mercury Election Night Party! TUESDAY!
Drunk Nov 2 11:29 AM

Join Us for the Mercury Election Night Party! TUESDAY!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
As Mitt Awkwardly Grins, a Romney Rally Boos Down a Protester's Mention of Climate Change
Election 2012 Nov 2 9:44 AM

As Mitt Awkwardly Grins, a Romney Rally Boos Down a Protester's Mention of Climate Change

Paul Constant
They Sure Unskewed the Hell Out of Those Polls
Election 2012 Nov 1 2:29 PM

They Sure Unskewed the Hell Out of Those Polls

Paul Constant
Hales, Smith Talk About the Cops' Deal With the Feds
Cops Oct 31 2:59 PM

Hales, Smith Talk About the Cops' Deal With the Feds

Denis C. Theriault
Paul Ryan Shoots Deer with a Handgun—GUYS! He Needs to Protect Himself!!
Election 2012 Oct 31 1:29 PM

Paul Ryan Shoots Deer with a Handgun—GUYS! He Needs to Protect Himself!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Let's Send a Message to Charlie Hales!
Election 2012 Oct 31 1:14 PM

Let's Send a Message to Charlie Hales!

Denis C. Theriault
Come to the Mercury Election Night Party! Next Tuesday!
Events Oct 31 11:29 AM

Come to the Mercury Election Night Party! Next Tuesday!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
It's Hard to Let a Good Endorsement Die...
Election 2012 Oct 31 10:44 AM

It's Hard to Let a Good Endorsement Die...

Denis C. Theriault
Watch Mitt Romney Ignore Eleven Separate FEMA Questions
Election 2012 Oct 31 10:29 AM

Watch Mitt Romney Ignore Eleven Separate FEMA Questions

Paul Constant
Mitt Romney Can't Hear Your Questions About FEMA Because He's Sticking His Fingers In His Ears and Going "Nyah-Nyah-Nyah-Nyah-Nyah"
Election 2012 Oct 31 9:44 AM

Mitt Romney Can't Hear Your Questions About FEMA Because He's Sticking His Fingers In His Ears and Going "Nyah-Nyah-Nyah-Nyah-Nyah"

Paul Constant
Governor Romney Refused to Prepare for Floods, Then Told Flood Victims They're on Their Own
Election 2012 Oct 30 2:44 PM

Governor Romney Refused to Prepare for Floods, Then Told Flood Victims They're on Their Own

Paul Constant
Here's Mitt Romney Mocking Climate Change at the RNC
Election 2012 Oct 30 11:14 AM

Here's Mitt Romney Mocking Climate Change at the RNC

Paul Constant
Oregonian Poll: Hales, Fritz Lead City Races; Brown, Avakian Lead in State
Election 2012 Oct 29 5:13 PM

Oregonian Poll: Hales, Fritz Lead City Races; Brown, Avakian Lead in State

Denis C. Theriault
George Saunders Is a National Treasure
Books Oct 29 10:14 AM

George Saunders Is a National Treasure

Alison Hallett
What Do You Think About Modifying the Electoral College?
Election 2012 Oct 29 9:59 AM

What Do You Think About Modifying the Electoral College?

Paul Constant
Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney
Movies & TV Oct 29 9:44 AM

Joss Whedon Endorses Mitt Romney

Erik Henriksen
Millions in Scare Ads Hasn't Bought Any More Love for Measure 79
Election 2012 Oct 26 2:14 PM

Millions in Scare Ads Hasn't Bought Any More Love for Measure 79

Denis C. Theriault
Washington Vote for Same-Sex Marriage Will Be a Squeaker
Election 2012 Oct 26 1:44 PM

Washington Vote for Same-Sex Marriage Will Be a Squeaker

Sarah Mirk
Is This the Worst Version of "America the Beautiful" Ever?
Election 2012 Oct 26 1:29 PM

Is This the Worst Version of "America the Beautiful" Ever?

Paul Constant
Cast Your Ballot By Bike Tomorrow With Portland's Congressman
Election 2012 Oct 26 1:14 PM

Cast Your Ballot By Bike Tomorrow With Portland's Congressman

Sarah Mirk
Republicans Have a Lot of Words to Say About Lena Dunham
Girls Only! Oct 26 10:44 AM

Republicans Have a Lot of Words to Say About Lena Dunham

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mapping the Mayoral Money Race
Election 2012 Oct 26 10:14 AM

Mapping the Mayoral Money Race

Denis C. Theriault
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Final Debate!
Puppy Oct 26 9:59 AM

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog at the Final Debate!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Potty-Mouthed President Obama Expertly Dissects Ayn Rand's Novels
Election 2012 Oct 26 9:44 AM

Potty-Mouthed President Obama Expertly Dissects Ayn Rand's Novels

Paul Constant
What It's Like on the Ground in Swing States
Election 2012 Oct 25 2:44 PM

What It's Like on the Ground in Swing States

Paul Constant
GOP Rape Advisory Chart
Girls Only! Oct 25 9:59 AM

GOP Rape Advisory Chart

Dan Savage
You Should Read President Obama's Interview with the Des Moines Register
Election 2012 Oct 24 2:14 PM

You Should Read President Obama's Interview with the Des Moines Register

Paul Constant
Clowning Donald Trump's Last Act of Clownery Before the Election Is a Sad Clown Moment
Election 2012 Oct 24 10:59 AM

Clowning Donald Trump's Last Act of Clownery Before the Election Is a Sad Clown Moment

Paul Constant
The Best Political Analysis You'll Read All Day
Election 2012 Oct 24 9:44 AM

The Best Political Analysis You'll Read All Day

Paul Constant
The Final Debate: Songified for Your Pleasure!
Music Oct 23 2:14 PM

The Final Debate: Songified for Your Pleasure!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mitt Romney Supporter Donald Trump Will Bravely Unearth the Obamas' Divorce Papers Tomorrow
Election 2012 Oct 23 1:45 PM

Mitt Romney Supporter Donald Trump Will Bravely Unearth the Obamas' Divorce Papers Tomorrow

Paul Constant
Sweet Debate Tweets! (Ann Coulter Edition)
The Twitter Oct 23 10:44 AM

Sweet Debate Tweets! (Ann Coulter Edition)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mitt Romney, the Man of a Thousand Faces, Tried to Put on an Obama Mask. It Didn't Go Well.
Election 2012 Oct 23 9:59 AM

Mitt Romney, the Man of a Thousand Faces, Tried to Put on an Obama Mask. It Didn't Go Well.

Paul Constant
"The candidate I'm voting for is not even Christian. He's Mormon."
Election 2012 Oct 22 2:44 PM

"The candidate I'm voting for is not even Christian. He's Mormon."

Dan Savage
Watch the FINAL Prez Debate with the Mercury! TONIGHT!
Election 2012 Oct 22 1:14 PM

Watch the FINAL Prez Debate with the Mercury! TONIGHT!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Ballots Have Mailed! Everybody Freak Out!
Election 2012 Oct 22 12:14 PM

Ballots Have Mailed! Everybody Freak Out!

Sarah Mirk
New Poll! Mayor Sam Adams vs. the Actual Mayoral Candidates
Election 2012 Oct 19 11:29 AM

New Poll! Mayor Sam Adams vs. the Actual Mayoral Candidates

Denis C. Theriault
A Peek into the Mercury Editorial Process
Election 2012 Oct 19 10:44 AM

A Peek into the Mercury Editorial Process

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Obama's Pension
Election 2012 Oct 19 9:44 AM

Obama's Pension

Eli Sanders
Either Romney Was Lying to GOP Base During the Primaries...
Election 2012 Oct 18 2:44 PM

Either Romney Was Lying to GOP Base During the Primaries...

Dan Savage
This Is a Serious Question: Who Are You Writing in for Mayor?
Election 2012 Oct 18 1:44 PM

This Is a Serious Question: Who Are You Writing in for Mayor?

Denis C. Theriault
Tagg Romney Wishes He Could've Tagg'd President Obama
Election 2012 Oct 18 9:44 AM

Tagg Romney Wishes He Could've Tagg'd President Obama

Paul Constant
Binders, Women, and Lies
Election 2012 Oct 17 4:29 PM

Binders, Women, and Lies

Erik Henriksen
Jefferson Smith Bares His Soul—Maybe a Little Too Much
Election 2012 Oct 17 4:14 PM

Jefferson Smith Bares His Soul—Maybe a Little Too Much

Denis C. Theriault
Rush Limbaugh Calls Candy Crowley a Terrorist
Election 2012 Oct 17 1:29 PM

Rush Limbaugh Calls Candy Crowley a Terrorist

Paul Constant
Hales Wants to Start Collecting Big Checks from Unions
Election 2012 Oct 17 12:29 PM

Hales Wants to Start Collecting Big Checks from Unions

Denis C. Theriault
Last Night's Debate: Songified
Music Oct 17 12:14 PM

Last Night's Debate: Songified

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Sweet Debate Tweets!
The Twitter Oct 17 10:14 AM

Sweet Debate Tweets!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mitt Romney Brought Every Mitt Romney He Could to the Debate, and President Obama Destroyed Them All
Election 2012 Oct 17 9:44 AM

Mitt Romney Brought Every Mitt Romney He Could to the Debate, and President Obama Destroyed Them All

Paul Constant
Kiss That Casino Goodbye: Wood Village Casino Measure Calls off Campaign
Election 2012 Oct 16 2:41 PM

Kiss That Casino Goodbye: Wood Village Casino Measure Calls off Campaign

Sarah Mirk
Bill Clinton Explains Mitt Romney's Tax Plan
Election 2012 Oct 16 2:14 PM

Bill Clinton Explains Mitt Romney's Tax Plan

Dan Savage
Watch the Prezzy Debate with the Mercury—TONIGHT!
Drunk Oct 16 1:44 PM

Watch the Prezzy Debate with the Mercury—TONIGHT!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Guess Which Presidential Candidate Is Making the Most from Military Donations?
Election 2012 Oct 16 11:14 AM

Guess Which Presidential Candidate Is Making the Most from Military Donations?

Paul Constant
Watch Glenn Beck Call Mitt Romney the Next Abraham Lincoln
Election 2012 Oct 15 3:29 PM

Watch Glenn Beck Call Mitt Romney the Next Abraham Lincoln

Paul Constant
With Less Than a Month Left, It's Time for the Right to Go Full-on Racist
Election 2012 Oct 15 1:59 PM

With Less Than a Month Left, It's Time for the Right to Go Full-on Racist

Paul Constant
For the Love of All That's Holy: PLEASE REGISTER TO VOTE
Election 2012 Oct 15 1:44 PM

For the Love of All That's Holy: PLEASE REGISTER TO VOTE

Denis C. Theriault
"Joe Biden Was Right to Laugh"
Election 2012 Oct 15 9:59 AM

"Joe Biden Was Right to Laugh"

Eli Sanders
In a Serious Blow to the Obama Campaign, Lindsay Lohan Has Endorsed Mitt Romney
Gossip Oct 12 2:44 PM

In a Serious Blow to the Obama Campaign, Lindsay Lohan Has Endorsed Mitt Romney

Paul Constant
Friday Night Lights' Creator SLAMS Romney for Stealing
TV Oct 12 1:59 PM

Friday Night Lights' Creator SLAMS Romney for Stealing

Wm. Steven Humphrey
"I want to be blunt. We should not be fighting about equal pay for equal work and access to birth control in 2012. These issues were resolved years ago until the Republicans brought them back."
Girls Only! Oct 12 1:29 PM

"I want to be blunt. We should not be fighting about equal pay for equal work and access to birth control in 2012. These issues were resolved years ago until the Republicans brought them back."

David Schmader
Joe Biden Beat the Shit Out of the Brains of the Republican Party, and He Did It for You
Election 2012 Oct 12 9:44 AM

Joe Biden Beat the Shit Out of the Brains of the Republican Party, and He Did It for You

Paul Constant
Jim Lehrer's Second Chance
Comedy Oct 11 2:59 PM

Jim Lehrer's Second Chance

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Mitt Romney Says People in America Don't Die Because They Don't Have Health Insurance
Election 2012 Oct 11 2:29 PM

Mitt Romney Says People in America Don't Die Because They Don't Have Health Insurance

Paul Constant
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