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Holiday
All articles tagged "Holiday"
Holiday
Dec 19
4:00 AM
Portland’s Most Underrated Holiday Events (Plus One That’s Criminally Overrated)
Mercury Staff
Food and Drink
Nov 21
9:43 AM
Including Weed In Your Holiday Dinner
Here's a tip: Infuse the gravy, not the turkey.
Leilani Polk
Performance
Dec 13
4:00 AM
Balanchine’s
Nutcracker
Will Never Be
The Nutcracker
Of My Childhood
Come For the Amazing Choreography! Leave Because Dancing Candy Should Not Be This Racist!
Megan Burbank
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Theater & Performance
Dec 13
4:00 AM
Critiquing Christmas: The Grotto’s Christmas Festival of Lights
Puppets, Choirs, and A BABY CAMEL
Bri Brey
Theater & Performance
Dec 13
4:00 AM
Send in the Clown
Nikki Brown Clown Brings Love and Laughter to Her People
Santi Elijah Holley
Holiday
Dec 13
4:00 AM
Critiquing Christmas: PIR’s Winter Wonderland
The Portland International Raceway Has All of the Lights
Erik Henriksen
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Food and Drink
Dec 13
4:00 AM
Critiquing Christmas: Benson Hotel’s Annual Gingerbread Masterpiece
Warning: Do NOT Eat It
Ned Lannamann
Music
Dec 13
4:00 AM
Critiquing Christmas: The Fourth Annual Great Figgy Pudding Caroling Competition
Or, Pirates Ruin Everything.
Ciara Dolan
Theater & Performance
Dec 13
4:00 AM
Critiquing Christmas: Tuba Christmas
An Ode to the Orchestra’s Mightiest Instrument—the Tuba!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Holiday
Nov 22
4:00 AM
Senior Editor Ned Lannamann’s Wish List
Ned Lannamann
Holiday
Nov 22
4:00 AM
Senior Cannabis Correspondent Josh Jardine’s Wish List
Josh Jardine
Holiday
Nov 22
4:00 AM
Food Critic Andrea Damewood’s Wish List
Andrea Damewood
Holiday
Nov 22
4:00 AM
Senior Editor Megan Burbank’s Wish List
Megan Burbank
Holiday
Nov 22
4:00 AM
Editor-in-Chief Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Wish List
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Nov 22
4:00 AM
Managing Editor Erik Henriksen’s Wish List
Erik Henriksen
Holiday
Nov 22
4:00 AM
Copy Chief Jenni Moore’s Wish List
Jenni Moore
Holiday
Nov 22
4:00 AM
News Reporter Doug Brown’s Wish List
Doug Brown
Holiday
Nov 22
4:00 AM
Music Editor Ciara Dolan’s Wish List
Ciara Dolan
Holiday
Nov 22
4:00 AM
The
Mercury
’s Holiday Wish List
A Bunch of Stuff You Should Buy for the
Mercury
Staff—Because We Want It!
Mercury Staff
Holiday
Dec 24
12:04 PM
The Only Christmas Medley You'll Ever Need (or Want)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 23
11:52 AM
If You're Going to Believe in Anything... Make it Santa
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 20
1:00 PM
Fuck
The Nutcracker
: Why You Should Boycott the Most Popular Ballet of the Holiday Season
Sydney Brownstone
Holiday
Dec 19
12:00 PM
Christmas Is Bigger Than Trump. Don't Let Him Steal Your Capacity for Awe
Rich Smith
Theater & Performance
Dec 7
4:00 AM
A Cure for Holiday Theater Season
Scroogey, Cheer Up! With Strippers, Christmas Elves, and the Case for Ballet
Megan Burbank
Music
Dec 6
1:30 PM
May Fiona Apple's "Trump's Nuts" Become the Holiday Classic It Deserves to Be
Jennifer Campbell
PANIC!
Nov 17
11:59 AM
Tips for Surviving Your Racist Family Thanksgiving
Andie Main
Holiday
Dec 31
1:29 PM
Don't Do New Year's Wrong!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Event
Dec 28
1:29 PM
It's Your New Year's Eve Party Planner!
Ned Lannamann
Holiday
Dec 25
10:59 AM
The Only Christmas Medley You Will Ever Need (Or Want)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 24
2:43 PM
My Last Minute Christmas Wish List!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Artsy
Dec 24
11:14 AM
At the Pony Club Gallery, You Better Watch Out for Krampus the Christmas Demon!
Jenna Lechner
Holiday
Dec 24
8:58 AM
If You're Going to Believe in Anything... Make it Santa
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 18
9:21 AM
Uh-Oh...
The Washington Post
Wrote About Portland's "Hipster Santa"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Comedy
Dec 15
10:44 AM
Everything as Fuck: We Wish You a Merry Kvetchmas
Ian Karmel
Holiday
Dec 11
2:44 PM
Wm.™ Steven Humphrey's "Unfuckwithable Rules of the White Elephant Gift Exchange"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Comedy
Dec 10
1:29 PM
Billy on the Street
and Will Ferrell Make a Christmas Classic!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV
Nov 30
3:59 PM
Crappy Christmas, Charlie Brown
Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV
Nov 17
9:58 AM
Check Out the Official Trailer for Bill Murray's
A Very Murray Christmas
!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fashion
Oct 29
2:43 PM
Our Madonna Halloween Costume Guide
Courtney Ferguson
Holiday
Jul 4
9:59 AM
LET'S BLOW SOME SHIT UP: An Explosive Guide to the Latest in Firework Technology
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Jul 3
10:28 AM
Your 4th of July Plans: Why Not Try the St. Paul Rodeo?
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Jul 2
2:00 PM
Public Service Announcement: HULK HATE FIREWORKS!
The Incredible Hulk
Holiday
Apr 3
9:59 AM
Easter's New Cutting Edge Marketing Strategies!
the Easter Bunny
News
Mar 17
1:59 PM
And Now, Perhaps the Finest St. Paddy's Day News Blooper You Will Ever See
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Oh, You Kids!
Jan 2
2:14 PM
Your Christmas Wasn't as Good as This
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 31
10:59 AM
Don't Do New Year's Eve Wrong!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 27
11:28 AM
How To Not Sound Like Glenn Beck: A Mandatory PSA from Phoebe Robinson and Jessica Williams
Megan Burbank
Tech
Dec 24
10:59 AM
Trailer for the
Black Mirror Christmas Special
...
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 23
2:29 PM
The Only Christmas Medley You'll Ever Need (or Want)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Theater & Performance
Dec 23
12:14 PM
Ghosts, Murder, and Sentient Candy: Here Are the Holiday Shows You Still Have Time To See
Megan Burbank
TV
Dec 23
10:29 AM
Darlene Love's Final "Christmas (Baby Please Come Home)"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 19
1:29 PM
TONIGHT! Don't Miss Portland's Holiday Office Party!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Theater & Performance
Dec 19
11:14 AM
Twist Your Dickens
: Getting into the Mean-Spirited Holiday Spirit
Megan Burbank
Holiday
Dec 18
3:14 PM
Mercury
White Elephant Gift Exchange: The Longest Jump
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 18
11:44 AM
Wm.™ Steven Humphrey's "Unfuckwithable Rules of the White Elephant Gift Exchange"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 17
10:59 AM
Win Tickets to Portland's Holiday Office Party (Attendance Mandatory)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 15
11:29 AM
You're Invited to... the WILDEST Office Party of the Year!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Events
Dec 11
10:29 AM
Win Tickets to Portland's Holiday Office Party (Attendance Mandatory)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Nov 27
10:36 AM
Happy Thanksgiving from Your Pals at... the
Mercury
!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Theater & Performance
Nov 25
1:59 PM
Win Tickets to See
Rudolph: On Stage!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
TV
Jul 7
10:14 AM
Fourth of July Fireworks Recap: with John Oliver
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Luv
Feb 14
9:44 AM
The Best Valentine's Day Card Ever
Dan Savage
TV
Jan 7
10:14 AM
R.I.P. Yukon Cornelius
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
Dec 31
10:14 AM
Think You're Too Old to Attend a Teenage New Year's Eve Party? THINK AGAIN.
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 30
1:14 PM
Perhaps the Perfect Metaphor for Your New Year
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 25
12:28 PM
This Just In: It's Yum-Yummy World Made for Sweethearts!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Fashion
Dec 24
10:29 AM
Who's Up for a Singer Fiesta?
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
Dec 23
1:29 PM
Fashion and Dance Tips for Your Holiday Ski Lodge Party
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
Dec 23
12:29 PM
A Festive Odyssey, A Happy Death Cover the Sonics, and
A PDX MAS
Ned Lannamann
Holiday
Dec 23
10:29 AM
My Last Minute Christmas Wish List
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 20
1:29 PM
If You're Going to Believe in Anything... Make it Santa
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
Dec 20
12:14 PM
"I'll Be Home for Christmas" - Chandler Strutz (of Just Lions)
Ned Lannamann
Music
Dec 20
9:59 AM
The 'N Sync That Ruined Christmas
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 19
1:43 PM
Wm.™ Steven Humphrey's "Unfuckwithable Rules of the White Elephant Gift Exchange"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
Dec 19
11:59 AM
Hometapes' 2013 Holiday Compilation:
A Ride to Anywhere
Ned Lannamann
Comedy
Dec 18
10:14 AM
The Holiday Edition of "Between Two Ferns"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
Dec 17
11:29 AM
Duover Have a New Christmas Record!
Ned Lannamann
Transportation
Dec 17
10:44 AM
Merry Christmas. Will You Please Stop Wrecking Cars?
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
Dec 16
1:29 PM
Ages and Ages - "Christmas Time Is Here"
Ned Lannamann
Events
Dec 13
10:59 AM
Almost Sold Out! The
Mercury
's "Your Holiday Office Party" TONIGHT!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Theater & Performance
Dec 12
1:59 PM
New
Rudolph
Show Added!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Media
Dec 12
1:29 PM
"For All You Kids at Home, Santa Just
Is
White."
Paul Constant
TV
Dec 12
10:14 AM
Singing Christmas Carols with Billy Eichner and Amy Poehler—for One Dollar.
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Comedy
Dec 11
1:59 PM
Yes, I'll Lie To Your Kids, But You Need To Say "Please"
Alex Falcone
Events
Dec 11
12:14 PM
Win Tickets to Your Holiday Office Party (Attendance Mandatory)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Events
Dec 10
1:58 PM
Get Yer Tickets Quick for YOUR HOLIDAY OFFICE PARTY—This Friday!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
$$$
Dec 2
1:29 PM
It's Cyber Monday. Buy Things Or Don't, It's Fine Either Way
Alex Falcone
$$$
Nov 27
1:44 PM
The War on Thanksgiving Is Real
Paul Constant
Holiday
Nov 27
10:59 AM
How the New York Mets Ruined Christmas
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Media
May 29
11:14 AM
BREAKING: Pony Poops in Liquor Store; Owner Upset
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
Jan 2
10:29 AM
Happy New Year
Dan Savage
Holiday
Jan 2
10:14 AM
New Year's Resolutions: What are YOU Resoluting?
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Drunk
Dec 31
1:44 PM
Your New Year's Plans: Drink Some Cider, Cider!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Food and Drink
Dec 31
11:29 AM
Best Dining Options for New Year's Eve
Clare Gordon
The Apocalypse
Dec 31
10:14 AM
How Was 2012?: A Legally Binding Blogtown Poll
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 25
12:42 PM
From All of Us, to All of You
Wm. Steven Humphrey
$$$
Dec 24
1:29 PM
I Only Shop Where the Spice Girls Shop
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Music
Dec 24
11:44 AM
"Baby, It's Cold Outside": The Animated Adventures
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Media
Dec 20
2:14 PM
THIS SANTA IS A GODDAMNED FAKE!!!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Holiday
Dec 20
9:59 AM
Which is the WORST Xmas Song by Someone Who Should Know Better?: A Legally Binding Blogtown Poll
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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