Jerk

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Today's Most Terrible Person in the World
Girls Only! May 30 9:59 AM

Today's Most Terrible Person in the World

Wm. Steven Humphrey
More Disgusting Nonsense from Donald Sterling
Sports May 13 9:44 AM

More Disgusting Nonsense from Donald Sterling

Eli Sanders
Conservative Writer Upset That <i>12 Years a Slave</i> Didn't Show Any Happy Slaves
Movies & TV Mar 6 9:44 AM

Conservative Writer Upset That 12 Years a Slave Didn't Show Any Happy Slaves

Paul Constant
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Well, Spotify, Now That You Mention It...
Jerk Feb 3 2:29 PM

Well, Spotify, Now That You Mention It...

Alison Hallett
Shia LaBeouf Is an Insufferable Prick
Books Jan 2 1:29 PM

Shia LaBeouf Is an Insufferable Prick

Paul Constant
<i>Duck Dynasty</i> Star Suspended; Conservative Cry Fowl (GET IT?!?)
Politics Dec 19 10:29 AM

Duck Dynasty Star Suspended; Conservative Cry Fowl (GET IT?!?)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Media Dec 12 1:29 PM

"For All You Kids at Home, Santa Just Is White."

Paul Constant
Glenn Beck Names His Man of the Year
Media Dec 12 9:44 AM

Glenn Beck Names His Man of the Year

Paul Constant
Politician Decides to Solve the Homeless Problem By Smashing Shopping Carts with a Sledgehammer
Homeless Nov 20 9:44 AM

Politician Decides to Solve the Homeless Problem By Smashing Shopping Carts with a Sledgehammer

Paul Constant
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This Toaster is a Metaphor for EVERYTHING
Jerk Nov 14 3:14 PM

This Toaster is a Metaphor for EVERYTHING

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Koch Brothers Are Reportedly Funding "A Network of Think Tanks Across the Country"
Jerk Nov 13 1:29 PM

The Koch Brothers Are Reportedly Funding "A Network of Think Tanks Across the Country"

Paul Constant
Sexy, Sexy Sock Puppets
Jerk Nov 12 10:59 AM

Sexy, Sexy Sock Puppets

Paul Constant
An <i>Ender's Game</i> TV Show?
Jerk Nov 8 2:29 PM

An Ender's Game TV Show?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
George W. Bush to Cause the Apocalypse (Yes, Again)
Jerk Nov 8 1:29 PM

George W. Bush to Cause the Apocalypse (Yes, Again)

Paul Constant
Now That the Spotlight's Off Him, Republican Outrage Queen Apologizes for His Behavior
Jerk Oct 21 1:59 PM

Now That the Spotlight's Off Him, Republican Outrage Queen Apologizes for His Behavior

Paul Constant
Tea Party <strike>Leader</strike> Asshole to President Obama: Put Down the Quran and Come Out With Your Hands Up
Jerk Oct 14 9:44 AM

Tea Party Leader Asshole to President Obama: Put Down the Quran and Come Out With Your Hands Up

Dan Savage
Michele Bachmann Wants to Impeach President Obama for Being a "Dictator"
Jerk Oct 11 1:59 PM

Michele Bachmann Wants to Impeach President Obama for Being a "Dictator"

Paul Constant
Arizona Republican Who Called Obama "De Fuhrer" Says She Obviously Wasn't Calling Him Hitler
Jerk Oct 11 10:14 AM

Arizona Republican Who Called Obama "De Fuhrer" Says She Obviously Wasn't Calling Him Hitler

Paul Constant
Are They Going to Hit the Pause Button on the Shutdown?
Jerk Oct 10 1:43 PM

Are They Going to Hit the Pause Button on the Shutdown?

Paul Constant
If John Boehner Says Totally Contradictory Things Three Days Apart, What Does It Mean?
Jerk Oct 7 9:44 AM

If John Boehner Says Totally Contradictory Things Three Days Apart, What Does It Mean?

Eli Sanders
Jon Stewart On What Just Happened
Jerk Oct 1 10:29 AM

Jon Stewart On What Just Happened

Dan Savage
Welcome to the Teapocalypse!
Jerk Oct 1 9:44 AM

Welcome to the Teapocalypse!

Goldy
What Happens to the Economy If the Government Shuts Down?
Jerk Sep 30 9:47 AM

What Happens to the Economy If the Government Shuts Down?

Eli Sanders
Is Ted Cruz Still Talking?
Politics Sep 25 1:19 PM

Is Ted Cruz Still Talking?

Paul Constant
Meet Your Average, Everyday Sadists
Science! Sep 17 2:44 PM

Meet Your Average, Everyday Sadists

Cienna Madrid
Let's Play,
Jerk Sep 13 1:29 PM

Let's Play, "Guess What This Fish is Thinking!"

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Dog vs. Furby: A Metaphor for Your Life
Puppy Sep 6 1:29 PM

Dog vs. Furby: A Metaphor for Your Life

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer Knows What's Wrong with Your Insolent Teen
Oh, You Kids! Jul 25 9:29 AM

The American Family Association's Bryan Fischer Knows What's Wrong with Your Insolent Teen

David Schmader
What Year Is This, Again?
Politics Jul 23 1:28 PM

What Year Is This, Again?

Paul Constant
I Shouldn't Do This...
?!?!? May 6 2:52 PM

I Shouldn't Do This...

Dan Savage
U of O Football Player Calls Sandy Hook a Conspiracy
Sports Mar 22 1:51 PM

U of O Football Player Calls Sandy Hook a Conspiracy

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Newsflash: Murderers Are Assholes
News Mar 21 9:44 AM

Newsflash: Murderers Are Assholes

David Schmader
Southern Baptist Leader Calls Bigotry
Religion Feb 7 2:44 PM

Southern Baptist Leader Calls Bigotry "The Heart and Soul of Scouting"

Paul Constant
Chris Brown Says He Deserves Respect, but What He Really Deserves Is...
Music Feb 7 9:59 AM

Chris Brown Says He Deserves Respect, but What He Really Deserves Is...

Megan Seling
Jerk Jan 29 2:59 PM

"There are two forms of feminism, and it actually has to do with a division of how attractive a woman is."

David Schmader
Jerk Dec 19 9:59 AM

"You're an unbelievably stupid man, aren't you?"

Eli Sanders
Today in Horrifying Elevator Pranks
TV Nov 27 10:44 AM

Today in Horrifying Elevator Pranks

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Most Polite Road Rage You Will Ever Hear...
Transportation Nov 7 10:14 AM

The Most Polite Road Rage You Will Ever Hear...

Wm. Steven Humphrey
OHHHH Chris Brown... How Can You Keep Getting More Terrible?
Gossip Nov 1 10:14 AM

OHHHH Chris Brown... How Can You Keep Getting More Terrible?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Paul Ryan Shoots Deer with a Handgun—GUYS! He Needs to Protect Himself!!
Election 2012 Oct 31 1:29 PM

Paul Ryan Shoots Deer with a Handgun—GUYS! He Needs to Protect Himself!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Hurricane Sandy: Too Soon
Tech Oct 30 1:44 PM

Hurricane Sandy: Too Soon

Kelly O
British Road Rage Beats American Road Rage
Transportation Sep 25 1:59 PM

British Road Rage Beats American Road Rage

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Exactly How Much Should Aaron Sorkin Be Punched?
TV Jun 26 2:00 PM

Exactly How Much Should Aaron Sorkin Be Punched?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Jack MacBrayer and Triumph vs. Chicago's
Food and Drink Jun 15 10:44 AM

Jack MacBrayer and Triumph vs. Chicago's "Weiner Circle": ON WHOM DO YOU WAGER?!?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Nicest Guy in Detroit (Did I Say
Media Jun 14 11:44 AM

The Nicest Guy in Detroit (Did I Say "Nicest"? I Meant "Not Nicest.")

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Popchips Panics; Yanks Down Terrible, Racist Ashton Kutcher Video
PANIC! May 3 9:59 AM

Popchips Panics; Yanks Down Terrible, Racist Ashton Kutcher Video

Wm. Steven Humphrey
More Proof that Ashton Kutcher is... the... <i>WORST!!!</i>
Jerk May 2 1:59 PM

More Proof that Ashton Kutcher is... the... WORST!!!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Bill O'Reilly: Experimenting with Being an Asshole Again
TV Apr 23 11:14 AM

Bill O'Reilly: Experimenting with Being an Asshole Again

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Pat Robertson Says the Christly Thing to Do Is to Skip Your Sister's Gay Wedding
Religion Mar 9 3:45 PM

Pat Robertson Says the Christly Thing to Do Is to Skip Your Sister's Gay Wedding

Paul Constant
Let Kirk Cameron Know You Support His Stand Think He's a Douchebag
Religion Mar 9 11:14 AM

Let Kirk Cameron Know You Support His Stand Think He's a Douchebag

Dan Savage
Rush Apologized For Two Words
Media Mar 8 9:44 AM

Rush Apologized For Two Words

Dan Savage
Rush Limbaugh Says His Big Problem Is That He Talked Like a Liberal
Media Mar 5 11:59 AM

Rush Limbaugh Says His Big Problem Is That He Talked Like a Liberal

Paul Constant
Chris Brown Wanted for Robbery
Music Feb 24 1:59 PM

Chris Brown Wanted for Robbery

David Schmader
PSA: Roaming Asshole(s) with Roman Candles
Jerk Feb 23 3:59 PM

PSA: Roaming Asshole(s) with Roman Candles

Clare Gordon
Walmart Tries to Pay Workers in Walmart Vouchers
$$$ Feb 21 9:44 AM

Walmart Tries to Pay Workers in Walmart Vouchers

Paul Constant
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