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YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Cop Body Cams, More Teachers' Strike Questions, and a Truly EVIL Xmas!
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Nov 26
7:32 AM
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Death of a Jazz Club, a Tsunami of Council Candidates, and House Cats Disguised as Cougars!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 19
7:25 AM
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: No School November, the Triumphant Return of Liz Phair, and Where to Celebrate Thanksgiving... ALONE
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 12
7:22 AM
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Strike News, Another BAD Timbers Coach, and What the Hell Is a "Shrek Rave"?
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 5
7:01 AM
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Teachers on Strike, Portland Marches for Palestine, and SO MUCH Fun Stuff to Do In November!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Oct 22
7:36 AM
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Teachers Consider Strike, Taylor Swift Is Bigger Than Ever, and Hollywood Celebs... Near YOU!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Oct 15
7:25 AM
YOUR SUNDAY READING LIST: Teachers Talk Strike, Corn Maze Confusion, and Portland's Most EEEVIL Villains!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Transportation
Dec 9
3:23 PM
Interstate 5 Bridge Project Cost Estimate Raises to $7.5 Billion
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Feb 4
9:48 AM
Good Morning, News: Go Home Zenith, the Dramatic Return of Olympic Figure Skating Costumes, and the Omicron Variant Is a Disappointment to Its Family
Suzette Smith
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Sep 23
3:00 PM
Hate Being the "Last to Know"? Here's an Easy-Breezy Solution!
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Jul 28
1:00 PM
Hate Being the "Last to Know"? Here's an Easy-Breezy Solution!
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Mar 29
4:43 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Derek Chauvin Trial Begins, Nike Sues Over "Satan's Shoes," and CDC Predicts "Impending Doom"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Oct 26
4:09 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Election Night Emergency Plan, Jared's Advice to Black People, and GOP Dares Dems to Steal Back Supreme Court
Wm. Steven Humphrey
NYT, Beyoncé is Back, and Trump Flip-Flops on TikTok">
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Aug 3
4:31 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Chief Pens "Copaganda" for
NYT
, Beyoncé is Back, and Trump Flip-Flops on TikTok
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jul 29
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Abusive Fed Officers to Leave Courthouse, Joe Biden's Pick Coming Soon, and Trump Vows to "Clean Out" Portland
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jul 21
4:48 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Wall of Moms (and Dads), Trump Caves on COVID, and Creepy Chad Doubles Down on Portland Protests
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jun 17
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Marchers Take Fremont Bridge, Police Budget Battle Today, and COVID-19 Skyrockets
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jun 8
9:14 AM
Good Morning, News: An Eventful Protest Weekend, Minneapolis Dismantles Police, and Congress Takes Action (in Costume?)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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May 29
8:59 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump Encourages the Shooting of Protesters, CNN Crew Arrested, Police Station Ablaze... Oh, and COVID-19, Too!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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May 27
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Fake Ass Christians, an "Evictions Avalanche," and Twitter Tests Trump
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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May 26
8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: Clackamas Reopens, Biden Wears Mask, and Portland Runoffs Begin
Blair Stenvick
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May 22
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Memorial Weekend Warning, "Petulant Child" Trump, and a Sad Bear on the Loose
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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May 21
8:48 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Elections Result in Runoffs, Oregon Revenue Forecast Sucks, and What's the Deal With Meat?
Blair Stenvick
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May 20
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump vs. Vote by Mail, Promising Vaccine News, and Surprising Election Night Results
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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May 19
8:10 AM
Good Morning, News: Brown's COVID-19 Restrictions Challenged, Wheeler Fined for Campaign Violation, and It's Time to Vote!
Blair Stenvick
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May 18
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: A Potential COVID Vaccine, Obama Speaks Out, and Happy Explosion Anniversary, Mount St. Helens!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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May 15
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Reopens (Sorta), Death Row Closes, and More Events Cancelled
Alex Zielinski
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May 14
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Counties Reopening, Zenith Scraps Portland Pipeline Plan, and There's a New Giraffe in Town
Blair Stenvick
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May 13
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Strong Warnings from Fed Reserve & Fauci, Portland Salon Sues Governor, and Kushner Denies Evil Plan
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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May 12
8:29 AM
Good Morning, News: More Portland Campaign Finance Drama, Fauci Warns of Reopening Too Soon, and Quibi Isn't Doing So Well!
Blair Stenvick
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May 11
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: DOJ Asked to Investigate Arbery Case, and Oregon Counties Ask to Reopen, and RIP Little Richard
Alex Zielinski
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May 8
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: State Reopening Plan Explained, Great Depression-Level Unemployment, and So-Called "Christians" Sue Governor
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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May 7
8:40 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon's First COVID-19 Patient Recovers, Trump Rejects CDC's Reopen Guidelines, and You Should Take a Walk Today
Blair Stenvick
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May 6
10:30 AM
Smooth-Brained Reality TV Is Here to Stay
Jasmyne Keimig
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May 6
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Rich Neighborhoods Escape COVID, Unemployment Blues, and Trump Is Okay With You Dying
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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May 5
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Lawmaker Faces Harassment Allegations, and the Post-Pandemic Future of an Iconic Portland Restaurant
Blair Stenvick
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May 4
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregonians Protest COVID-19 Shutdowns, Native Americans Sue Feds, and Trump Blames China for Everything
Alex Zielinski
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May 1
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Armed Michigan Terrorists Lose, a May Day Strike, and Biden Addresses Sexual Assault Charge
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 30
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: 30 Million Unemployed Because of COVID-19, How to Not Pay Your Rent, and a Sexy New Sextant
Blair Stenvick
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Apr 29
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Pence Too Sexy for His Mask, a Second Round of COVID, and YAY! The
Mercury
's Endorsements are Here!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 28
7:54 AM
Good Morning, News: COVID-19 Testing Capacity Is Still Uncertain, Low-Income Portlanders Need Help, and Wildfire Season Is Coming
Blair Stenvick
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Apr 27
8:32 AM
Good Morning, News: Anti-Government Protests in Wisconsin, Kim Jong-un is MIA, and Mayor Wheeler Gives in to Donation Limits
Alex Zielinski
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Apr 24
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: New Oregon Relief Package, Georgia Reopens, and Guess We Have to Say It: DON'T DRINK LYSOL
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 23
8:44 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Whole Foods Employee Dies From COVID-19, and Gov. Brown to Allow Some Non-Essential Surgeries
Blair Stenvick
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Apr 22
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Happy Earth Day, a Deadlier Second Wave of COVID, and Trump Wants to "Shoot Down" Boats
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 21
8:34 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Elections During COVID-19, Some States Are Reopening, and Trump Threatens to Suspend Immigration
Blair Stenvick
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Apr 20
8:27 AM
Good Morning, News: Washington Protests Shutdowns, Israel Protests Corruption, and Small Businesses Wait for Relief
Alex Zielinski
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Apr 17
8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Makes Big Unemployment Change, Right Wingers Protest COVID Orders, and Portland's Biggest Hairball
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 16
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: PPP Runs Out of Money,
Oregonian
Reduces Staff Salaries, and Some Good News About Apples!
Blair Stenvick
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Apr 15
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Brown Announces "Reopen" Plan, Trump Betrays WHO, and Scary Retail News
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 14
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: West Coast Unites, Trump Goes Full Propaganda, and Low Turnout for Wisconsin's Pandemic Primary
Blair Stenvick
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Apr 13
8:20 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland to Open Homeless Camps, Oregon Shares Grim Nursing Home Data, and Six More Weeks Inside?
Alex Zielinski
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Apr 10
9:01 AM
Good Morning, News: County Extends Eviction Moratorium, Immunity Tests on the Way, and Republicans are America's Greatest Health Danger
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 9
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: PNW Prisoners Protest, Millions More File for Unemployment, and Government Sex Tips
Blair Stenvick
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Apr 8
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Bernie Drops Out, Global Condom Shortage, and New Poll Signals Bad News for Trump
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 7
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Wisconsin's Pandemic Primary, Oregon's Record Gun Sales, and Fred Meyer's New Capacity Limits
Blair Stenvick
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Apr 6
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump Spreads COVID-19 Misinformation, Gov. Brown Shares Ventilators, and Oregon Prisoners Speak Out
Alex Zielinski
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Apr 3
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Health Experts "Cautiously Optimistic," Local Landlords Push Back, and UGH! JARED KUSHNER.
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 2
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Brown Bans Commercial Evictions, Global COVID-19 Cases Near One Million, and a Farewell to Adam Schlesinger
Blair Stenvick
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Apr 1
9:02 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland's Small Business Crisis, a Scary Warning from the UN, and a Whole Foods Walkout
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 31
8:23 AM
Good Morning, News: Economic Relief for Portlanders, Dems Working on More Coronavirus Spending, and Work Continues on Trump's Border Wall, Neat!
Blair Stenvick
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Mar 30
7:54 AM
Good Morning, News: COVID-19 Slows in Seattle, White House Estimates 200k Deaths, and Oregon Gets FEMA Relief
Alex Zielinski
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Mar 27
9:02 AM
Good Morning, News: Gorge Trail Shutdown, GOP Rep Threatens to Delay Relief Package, and No, Seriously, STAY THE EFF HOME!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 26
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Senate Passes Coronavirus Relief Package, Oregon Inmate Sues His Jail, and SPLIFF Is Streaming, Ya Fucking Stoner!
Blair Stenvick
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Mar 25
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Congress Agrees on Relief Package, Trump's Easter Massacre, and Comrade Britney Spears!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 24
8:41 AM
Good Morning, News: New Coronavirus Restrictions in Oregon, Olympics Postponed, and Thank Your Grocery Workers!
Blair Stenvick
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Mar 23
9:06 AM
Good Morning, News: Congress Battles Over COVID-19 Aid Deal, National Guard Heads to PNW, and Oregonians Aren't Staying Home
Alex Zielinski
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Mar 20
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Poised to "Shelter in Place," Responders Low on Supplies, and Mind-Boggling GOP Corruption
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 19
8:44 AM
Good Morning, News: Will Portland Shelter In Place? Which Weed Dispensaries Deliver? And Do You Think Tulsi Gabbard Will Agree to Co-Host My Podcast Now?
Blair Stenvick
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Mar 18
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Governor Extends School Closure, Portland Layoffs Grow, and Canada Border Closed
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 17
8:41 AM
Good Morning, News: Brown Bans Dining at Restaurants Because of Coronavirus, Ways You Can Help Portlanders Hit Hardest, and There Are Still Primaries Today, Somehow
Blair Stenvick
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Mar 13
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: COVID-19 Shuts Public Schools, March "Sadness," and Thank You for Supporting the
Mercury
!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 12
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: Brown Bans Large Gatherings, Trump Bans Flights From Europe, And a Little Local Justice
Blair Stenvick
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Mar 11
7:00 AM
Good Morning, News: COVID-19 Now in Multnomah County, Biden Leaves Bernie Behind, and Trump's Mueller Nightmare Returns!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 10
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: Local Artists Impacted by COVID-19, All Eyes on Michigan Primary, and Portland Politics Heat Up
Blair Stenvick
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Mar 9
8:33 AM
Good Morning, News: Coronavirus Puts Oregon in State of Emergency, Shutters Italy, and Quarantines Ted Cruz
Alex Zielinski
Music
Mar 6
3:30 PM
Press Play: Music News for the Week of March 6
Jenni Moore
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Mar 6
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Some Better Oregon Coronavirus News, Judge Rips Bill Barr, and Warren's Dog Steals Burrito (Still a Good Boy)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 5
8:48 AM
Good Morning, News: Pour One Out for Warren, Portland Shelters Prep for COVID-19, and Supreme Court Considers Abortion Rights (Again)
Blair Stenvick
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Mar 4
8:59 AM
Good Morning, News: Biden Gets Super Tuesday Boost, Good/Bad Coronavirus News, and Support Your Local Restaurants!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 3
7:24 AM
Good Morning, News: Super Tuesday, Coronavirus Advice, and the Oregon Republican Walkout Is Still Going Strong
Blair Stenvick
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Mar 2
8:18 AM
Good Morning, News: Mayor Pete Bows Out, Coronavirus Creeps Closer, and Remember Puerto Rico?
Alex Zielinski
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Feb 28
7:41 AM
Good Morning, News: Coronavirus Panics Stock Market, and Democratic Panic Thrills the GOP
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 27
8:12 AM
Good Morning, News: Prepping for Coronavirus, City Blames Police Shooting Victim, and Christian Sentencing Phase Begins
Blair Stenvick
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Feb 26
8:48 AM
Good Morning, News: Democratic Debate Was a Hot Mess, and the Coronavirus is Coming (Is Your Idiot President Ready?)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Newsblast!
Feb 25
7:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Police Contract Negotiations Are Tense, Republicans Walkout (Again), and Trump's Attack on Abortion Continues
Blair Stenvick
Newsblast!
Feb 24
8:13 AM
Good Morning, News: Jeremy Christian Guilty, Bernie Takes Nevada, and Landlords Sue Portland
Alex Zielinski
Music
Feb 21
4:44 PM
Press Play: Music News for the Week of February 21
Jenni Moore
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Feb 21
8:38 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump Ignores Russian Meddling, GOP Tries to Block ERA, and Warren's Debate Victory Gets Result$$$
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 20
8:14 AM
Good Morning, News: Warren Eviscerates Bloomberg, Christian Trial Closing Arguments, and West Linn Racism Gets Federal Investigation
Blair Stenvick
Newsblast!
Feb 19
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump Pardons Like-Minded Criminals, Dem Debate Tonight, and Bill Barr Threatens to Quit? (Yeah,
Sure
.)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 18
8:44 AM
Good Morning, News: Scout's Dishonor, Sanders In The Lead, and Portland Firefighters Make Fun of Homeless People
Blair Stenvick
Newsblast!
Feb 17
8:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Barr Gets Burned, Coronavirus Continues to Creep, and Trump Orders ICE Crackdown On Sanctuary Cities
Alex Zielinski
Newsblast!
Feb 14
8:59 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump Is Making It Harder for Barr to Be Corrupt, and Happy Valentine's Day!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Newsblast!
Feb 13
8:11 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Police Respond to West Linn Racism, McClatchy Declares Bankruptcy, and A Victory For Trans Students in Oregon
Blair Stenvick
Newsblast!
Feb 12
8:48 AM
Good Morning, News: Bernie Wins New Hampshire, Trump Fixes Roger Stone Trial, and Great Ideas for Valentine's Day!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Newsblast!
Feb 11
7:35 AM
Good Morning, News: Williamson Drops Out, Anti-Trans Bill Defeated in SD, and Dems Try Again In New Hampshire
Blair Stenvick
Newsblast!
Feb 10
7:56 AM
Good Morning, News:
Parasite
Makes Oscars Less White, China Returns to Work, and Oregon Flood Aftermath
Alex Zielinski
Music
Feb 7
5:55 PM
Press Play: Music News for the Week of February 7
Jenni Moore
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Feb 7
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Impeached Trump Vows Revenge, Dem Debate Tonight, and Some Actual Good News!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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