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The BLACK INNOVATION Issue 💡
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One Day at a Time
All articles tagged "One Day at a Time"
Ann Romano
Aug 29
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
It’s Ann’s final One Day at a Time... ever!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Aug 22
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Somebody save Azealia Banks from Elon Musk! Or... wait. Should that be the other way around?
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Aug 15
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Another Week, Another Reminder that Beyoncé Should Be in Charge of Everything
Ann Romano
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Ann Romano
Aug 8
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Bigfoot Erotica... Together at Last!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Aug 1
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Bad News for Ivanka... Is Good News for Us!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jul 25
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Добро пожаловать в один день, дорогие!
Ann Romano
— Advertisement —
Ann Romano
Jul 18
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Pack Your Bags, Dears! We’re Going to Mars!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jul 11
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Welcome to the 2018 Public Heckling Awards!
Ann Romano
Gossip
Jul 4
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
The GOP, Emperor Klaaktu, and Others Who Want to Destroy the Universe
Ann Romano
— Advertisement —
Ann Romano
Jun 27
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jun 20
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Don’t Mess with Rand Paul! (JK!
Always
Mess with Rand Paul!)
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jun 13
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Good Luck, Class of 2018!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jun 6
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
EXCLUSIVE! Secret Message from Melania Trump!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
May 30
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Where’s Buffy When We Need Her?
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
May 23
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
This Week’s Gossip Is Worth $36.6 Million!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
May 16
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
A Long-Awaited Truce Between Two World Superpowers. (Taylor and Katy!)
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
May 9
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Brace Yourselves for Kanye. And Rudy!
And
Trump’s Doctor!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
May 2
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Paging Dr. Ronny! Ann needs some Percocet, STAT!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Apr 25
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Apr 18
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Paul Ryan Would Like to Add You to His Professional Network on LinkedIn
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Apr 11
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Portland Public Schools Is BRAINWASHING OUR CHILDREN! (And Other Stupid, Wrong Thoughts from Multnomah County Republicans.)
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Apr 4
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Let’s Solve... the Mystery of the Beyoncé Biter!
Ann Romano
Gossip
Mar 28
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Ben Affleck Still Has His Back Tattoo... DO NOT CONGRATULATE!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Mar 21
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Watch Out, Universe! No, for Real, Watch Out—America Is Going to Have a “Space Force”
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Mar 14
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Featuring Fish-Man Dildos, Russian Collusion, and Katy Perry: Nun Killer!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Mar 7
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
One More Reason to Love Dicks!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Feb 28
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Fergie Finds a Way to Make America Even Worse
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Feb 21
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
All Hail Stormy Daniels, Our Goddess and Savior!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Feb 14
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
A Closer Look at Trump and Putin’s “Russian Advances.” (It’s Handjobs.)
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Feb 7
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
All Hail Melania Trump, Our New Queen of Passive Aggression!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jan 31
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
What’s This? News That’s Actually...
Good
?
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jan 24
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
It’s a Stormy Week in Washington!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jan 17
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Oprah Wants To Be President, and the French Ruin Everything!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jan 10
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
This Week: Nuclear Buttons! Cheeto Dicks! And Trump vs. Bannon!
Ann Romano
Comedy
Jan 3
4:00 AM
This Week in Gossip: A Royal Wedding, a Feminist Uprising, and a Severed Foot
(Or, Kim and Kanye Ruin Christmas... AGAIN)
Ann Romano
Gossip
Dec 27
4:00 AM
The Best of 2017 (Part Two)
The Best “Sort Of Okay Things” That Happened This Year!
Ann Romano
Gossip
Dec 20
4:00 AM
The Best of 2017 (Part One)
Or, Yes! Actual Okay Things Happened This Year!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Dec 13
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Dec 6
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
So... Are Any
Other
Royals Looking to Import a Bride?
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Nov 29
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
It’s 2017. Do YOU Know Where Al Franken’s Hand Is?
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Nov 22
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time: The Week in Review
Drake: HOORAY! Al Franken:
HISSSS!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Nov 15
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
EWWWWWWW!
(Please Hand Us a Wet Wipe.)
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Nov 8
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Yay! Good News! (To Be Immediately Followed by Bad News)
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Nov 1
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Kid Rock Isn’t Running for Senate! :D Mark Cuban Is Running for President! :(
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Oct 25
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Meet Our New BFFs: Jimmy Kimmel, Larry Flynt, and Some Idiot from Blink-182!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Oct 18
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
How Would
You
Fare In an “IQ Test” with Donald Trump?
Ann Romano
Gossip
Oct 11
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
This Week: A Whole Lot of
EWWWWWW!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Oct 4
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Mass Shooting
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Sep 27
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Wow! Jennifer Lawrence
Really
Likes the Kardashians! Also, the World Is Falling Apart
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Sep 20
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
It’s Just So
Insensitive
to Talk About Climate Change! (And Ted Cruz Masturbating.)
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Sep 13
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Oh, What’s That? We Couldn’t Hear You, Since THE WORLD IS ON FIRE.
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Sep 6
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Clowns, clowns, and more clowns. Sorry!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Aug 30
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Dear Taylor Swift: LEARN HOW TO READ THE ROOM!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Aug 23
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, and the Wu-Tang Clan: One of These Things Is Worth Your Respect!
Ann Romano
Event
Aug 23
4:00 AM
New Column!
Get Your Tickets Now for... the Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy 2017!
Ann Romano
Aug 16
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Donald Trump Threatens Nuclear War. Hillary Clinton Watches
Wonder Woman
. 2017 Is Turning Out Great!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Aug 9
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
In Which Channing Tatum Saves an Otherwise Horrible Week
Ann Romano
Gossip
Aug 2
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Ahhh... Enjoy the Crisp, Refreshing Taste of Mitch McConnell’s Tears!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jul 26
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
The Week in Review
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jul 19
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Earth’s Entering Its Sixth Mass Extinction? TIME FOR ANOTHER MARTINI, DEARS
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jul 12
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Featuring Hubby Kip in a Star-Spangled Speedo! (Sorry.)
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jul 5
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Michelle Rodriguez Is Wonderful. Mitch McConnell Is a Turtle.
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jun 28
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
This Week in American Politics: Sean Got Fatter.
Ann Romano
Gossip
Jun 21
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Trump and the GOP’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.
Ann Romano
Gossip
Jun 14
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Happy Comey Week! (Are You Getting Us an Impeachment?)
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jun 7
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Oh, Waiter? We Need a Refill for Our Goblet of Male Tears. Thx!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
May 31
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Another Week, Another Reason to Ask:
Where’s Buffy When We Need Her?
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
May 24
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Trump Betrays the United States, and—OH GOD WATCH OUT THERE’S A MUMMY!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
May 17
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
It’s the End of the World! So... We Can Pull Off Furiosa’s Look, Right?
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
May 10
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
The Handmaid’s Tale
—Proudly Presented by Emperor Klaaktu!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
May 3
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Hope You Enjoyed the Internet While It Lasted, Dears!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Apr 26
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
You Realize It’s Only a Matter of Time Until Vin Diesel Punches the Easter Bunny, Right?
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Apr 19
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
America Drops the “Mother of All Bombs,” While—GAH! LOOK OUT! A SCORPION!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Apr 12
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Together at Last: Kendall Jenner and the Clown from
It
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Apr 5
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
We Love You Like Val Kilmer Loves Cate Blanchett
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Mar 29
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Of Rich White Assholes and “30 Solid Years of Just Partying Too Fucking Hard”
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Mar 22
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Spicey Tries to Escape, the Planet Dies, and We’re Actually Nice to Ben Affleck. (We Know. We’re As Shocked As You Are.)
Ann Romano
Cannabis
Mar 15
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Chance the Rapper Is Our Real President
Ann Romano
Gossip
Mar 8
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
On Beatty, Beauty, and the Beast
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Mar 1
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Let’s Ditch This Dump and Go Live in Outer Space!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Feb 22
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Cheer Up, America! We Aren’t as Fucked Up as North Korea! (Yet.)
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Feb 15
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Trump Administration Conspires with Russians; Ben Affleck Conspires with Ugly Phoenix Tattoo
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Feb 8
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
ATTENTION, EVERYBODY! BEYONCÉ’S HAVING TWINS!!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Feb 1
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Trump’s First Week on the Job? WHAT COULD GO WRONG.
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jan 25
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
C’mon, Everybody! Let’s Punch a Nazi in the Face!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Jan 18
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE—sorry, dears. Something’s in our eye.
Ann Romano
Gossip
Jan 11
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Hey Celebs! Climb Inside My Garbage Hole!
Ann Romano
Comedy
Jan 4
4:00 AM
Frank Cassano's Imbecile Parade: “What’s Your New Year’s Resolution?” (Uh-Oh.)
Frank Cassano
Ann Romano
Jan 4
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
2016 Gets In a Few Last Jabs. Fuck You, 2016.
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Dec 28
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
The Year in Review (Part II!)
Ann Romano
Gossip
Dec 21
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
The Best News and Gossip (Yes, There Was Some) of 2016!
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Dec 14
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
This Week: Jennifer Lawrence Apologizes to the Internet, and Lindsay Lohan Insults Everyone in Kettering, England
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Dec 7
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Hey, At Least Your Thanksgiving Was Better Than Brad Pitt’s. (JK. No It Wasn’t.)
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Nov 30
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Let’s
Gossip
, Dears! Oh. Wait. Gwyneth Paltrow’s Here to Ruin Everything.
Sigh
.
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Nov 23
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
So, How’s President-Elect Trump Doing? *SAD TROMBONE*
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Nov 16
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
GASP
. Wait...
WHAT???
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Nov 9
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
OH GOD VAL KILMER IS GOING TO DIE! Oh No, Wait. He’s Fine.
Ann Romano
Ann Romano
Nov 2
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
This week: Justin Bieber says he’s not a robot. That’s exactly what a robot would say.
Ann Romano
Gossip
Oct 26
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
Jay Z vs. Kanye > Clinton vs. Trump
Ann Romano
Gossip
Oct 19
4:00 AM
One Day at a Time
BREAKING: Look Out—it’s a TRUMP TSUNAMI!
Ann Romano
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