One Day at a Time

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Ann Romano Aug 29 4:00 AM

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It’s Ann’s final One Day at a Time... ever!

Ann Romano Aug 22 4:00 AM

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Somebody save Azealia Banks from Elon Musk! Or... wait. Should that be the other way around?

Ann Romano Aug 15 4:00 AM

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Another Week, Another Reminder that Beyoncé Should Be in Charge of Everything

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Ann Romano Aug 8 4:00 AM

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Ruth Bader Ginsburg and Bigfoot Erotica... Together at Last!

Ann Romano Aug 1 4:00 AM

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Bad News for Ivanka... Is Good News for Us!

Ann Romano Jul 25 4:00 AM

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Добро пожаловать в один день, дорогие!

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Ann Romano Jul 18 4:00 AM

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Pack Your Bags, Dears! We’re Going to Mars!

Ann Romano Jul 11 4:00 AM

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Welcome to the 2018 Public Heckling Awards!

Gossip Jul 4 4:00 AM

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The GOP, Emperor Klaaktu, and Others Who Want to Destroy the Universe

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Ann Romano Jun 27 4:00 AM

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The Week in Review

Ann Romano Jun 20 4:00 AM

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Don’t Mess with Rand Paul! (JK! Always Mess with Rand Paul!)

Ann Romano Jun 13 4:00 AM

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Good Luck, Class of 2018!

Ann Romano Jun 6 4:00 AM

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EXCLUSIVE! Secret Message from Melania Trump!

Ann Romano May 30 4:00 AM

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Where’s Buffy When We Need Her?

Ann Romano May 23 4:00 AM

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This Week’s Gossip Is Worth $36.6 Million!

Ann Romano May 16 4:00 AM

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A Long-Awaited Truce Between Two World Superpowers. (Taylor and Katy!)

Ann Romano May 9 4:00 AM

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Brace Yourselves for Kanye. And Rudy! And Trump’s Doctor!

Ann Romano May 2 4:00 AM

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Paging Dr. Ronny! Ann needs some Percocet, STAT!

Ann Romano Apr 25 4:00 AM

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The Week in Review

Ann Romano Apr 18 4:00 AM

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Paul Ryan Would Like to Add You to His Professional Network on LinkedIn

Ann Romano Apr 11 4:00 AM

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Portland Public Schools Is BRAINWASHING OUR CHILDREN! (And Other Stupid, Wrong Thoughts from Multnomah County Republicans.)

Ann Romano Apr 4 4:00 AM

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Let’s Solve... the Mystery of the Beyoncé Biter!

Gossip Mar 28 4:00 AM

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Ben Affleck Still Has His Back Tattoo... DO NOT CONGRATULATE!

Ann Romano Mar 21 4:00 AM

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Watch Out, Universe! No, for Real, Watch Out—America Is Going to Have a “Space Force”

Ann Romano Mar 14 4:00 AM

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Featuring Fish-Man Dildos, Russian Collusion, and Katy Perry: Nun Killer!

Ann Romano Mar 7 4:00 AM

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One More Reason to Love Dicks!

Ann Romano Feb 28 4:00 AM

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Fergie Finds a Way to Make America Even Worse

Ann Romano Feb 21 4:00 AM

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All Hail Stormy Daniels, Our Goddess and Savior!

Ann Romano Feb 14 4:00 AM

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A Closer Look at Trump and Putin’s “Russian Advances.” (It’s Handjobs.)

Ann Romano Feb 7 4:00 AM

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All Hail Melania Trump, Our New Queen of Passive Aggression!

Ann Romano Jan 31 4:00 AM

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What’s This? News That’s Actually... Good?

Ann Romano Jan 24 4:00 AM

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It’s a Stormy Week in Washington!

Ann Romano Jan 17 4:00 AM

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Oprah Wants To Be President, and the French Ruin Everything!

Ann Romano Jan 10 4:00 AM

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This Week: Nuclear Buttons! Cheeto Dicks! And Trump vs. Bannon!

Gossip Dec 27 4:00 AM

The Best of 2017 (Part Two)

The Best “Sort Of Okay Things” That Happened This Year!

Gossip Dec 20 4:00 AM

The Best of 2017 (Part One)

Or, Yes! Actual Okay Things Happened This Year!

Ann Romano Dec 13 4:00 AM

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The Week in Review

Ann Romano Dec 6 4:00 AM

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So... Are Any Other Royals Looking to Import a Bride?

Ann Romano Nov 29 4:00 AM

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It’s 2017. Do YOU Know Where Al Franken’s Hand Is?

Ann Romano Nov 22 4:00 AM

One Day at a Time: The Week in Review

Drake: HOORAY! Al Franken: HISSSS!

Ann Romano Nov 15 4:00 AM

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EWWWWWWW! (Please Hand Us a Wet Wipe.)

Ann Romano Nov 8 4:00 AM

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Yay! Good News! (To Be Immediately Followed by Bad News)

Ann Romano Nov 1 4:00 AM

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Kid Rock Isn’t Running for Senate! :D Mark Cuban Is Running for President! :(

Ann Romano Oct 25 4:00 AM

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Meet Our New BFFs: Jimmy Kimmel, Larry Flynt, and Some Idiot from Blink-182!

Ann Romano Oct 18 4:00 AM

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How Would You Fare In an “IQ Test” with Donald Trump?

Gossip Oct 11 4:00 AM

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This Week: A Whole Lot of EWWWWWW!

Ann Romano Oct 4 4:00 AM

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We Now Return to Our Regularly Scheduled Mass Shooting

Ann Romano Sep 27 4:00 AM

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Wow! Jennifer Lawrence Really Likes the Kardashians! Also, the World Is Falling Apart

Ann Romano Sep 20 4:00 AM

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It’s Just So Insensitive to Talk About Climate Change! (And Ted Cruz Masturbating.)

Ann Romano Sep 13 4:00 AM

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Oh, What’s That? We Couldn’t Hear You, Since THE WORLD IS ON FIRE.

Ann Romano Sep 6 4:00 AM

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Clowns, clowns, and more clowns. Sorry!

Ann Romano Aug 30 4:00 AM

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Dear Taylor Swift: LEARN HOW TO READ THE ROOM!

Event Aug 23 4:00 AM

New Column!

Get Your Tickets Now for... the Undisputable Geniuses of Comedy 2017!

Ann Romano Aug 23 4:00 AM

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Donald Trump, Steve Bannon, and the Wu-Tang Clan: One of These Things Is Worth Your Respect!

Ann Romano Aug 16 4:00 AM

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Donald Trump Threatens Nuclear War. Hillary Clinton Watches Wonder Woman. 2017 Is Turning Out Great!

Ann Romano Aug 9 4:00 AM

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In Which Channing Tatum Saves an Otherwise Horrible Week

Gossip Aug 2 4:00 AM

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Ahhh... Enjoy the Crisp, Refreshing Taste of Mitch McConnell’s Tears!

Ann Romano Jul 26 4:00 AM

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The Week in Review

Ann Romano Jul 19 4:00 AM

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Earth’s Entering Its Sixth Mass Extinction? TIME FOR ANOTHER MARTINI, DEARS

Ann Romano Jul 12 4:00 AM

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Featuring Hubby Kip in a Star-Spangled Speedo! (Sorry.)

Ann Romano Jul 5 4:00 AM

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Michelle Rodriguez Is Wonderful. Mitch McConnell Is a Turtle.

Ann Romano Jun 28 4:00 AM

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This Week in American Politics: Sean Got Fatter.

Gossip Jun 21 4:00 AM

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Trump and the GOP’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week.

Gossip Jun 14 4:00 AM

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Happy Comey Week! (Are You Getting Us an Impeachment?)

Ann Romano Jun 7 4:00 AM

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Oh, Waiter? We Need a Refill for Our Goblet of Male Tears. Thx!

Ann Romano May 31 4:00 AM

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Another Week, Another Reason to Ask: Where’s Buffy When We Need Her?

Ann Romano May 24 4:00 AM

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Trump Betrays the United States, and—OH GOD WATCH OUT THERE’S A MUMMY!

Ann Romano May 17 4:00 AM

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It’s the End of the World! So... We Can Pull Off Furiosa’s Look, Right?

Ann Romano May 10 4:00 AM

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The Handmaid’s Tale—Proudly Presented by Emperor Klaaktu!

Ann Romano May 3 4:00 AM

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Hope You Enjoyed the Internet While It Lasted, Dears!

Ann Romano Apr 26 4:00 AM

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You Realize It’s Only a Matter of Time Until Vin Diesel Punches the Easter Bunny, Right?

Ann Romano Apr 19 4:00 AM

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America Drops the “Mother of All Bombs,” While—GAH! LOOK OUT! A SCORPION!

Ann Romano Apr 12 4:00 AM

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Together at Last: Kendall Jenner and the Clown from It

Ann Romano Apr 5 4:00 AM

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We Love You Like Val Kilmer Loves Cate Blanchett

Ann Romano Mar 29 4:00 AM

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Of Rich White Assholes and “30 Solid Years of Just Partying Too Fucking Hard”

Ann Romano Mar 22 4:00 AM

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Spicey Tries to Escape, the Planet Dies, and We’re Actually Nice to Ben Affleck. (We Know. We’re As Shocked As You Are.)

Cannabis Mar 15 4:00 AM

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Chance the Rapper Is Our Real President

Gossip Mar 8 4:00 AM

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On Beatty, Beauty, and the Beast

Ann Romano Mar 1 4:00 AM

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Let’s Ditch This Dump and Go Live in Outer Space!

Ann Romano Feb 22 4:00 AM

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Cheer Up, America! We Aren’t as Fucked Up as North Korea! (Yet.)

Ann Romano Feb 15 4:00 AM

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Trump Administration Conspires with Russians; Ben Affleck Conspires with Ugly Phoenix Tattoo

Ann Romano Feb 8 4:00 AM

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ATTENTION, EVERYBODY! BEYONCÉ’S HAVING TWINS!!

Ann Romano Feb 1 4:00 AM

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Trump’s First Week on the Job? WHAT COULD GO WRONG.

Ann Romano Jan 25 4:00 AM

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C’mon, Everybody! Let’s Punch a Nazi in the Face!

Ann Romano Jan 18 4:00 AM

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FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE—sorry, dears. Something’s in our eye.

Gossip Jan 11 4:00 AM

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Hey Celebs! Climb Inside My Garbage Hole!

Ann Romano Jan 4 4:00 AM

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2016 Gets In a Few Last Jabs. Fuck You, 2016.

Ann Romano Dec 28 4:00 AM

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The Year in Review (Part II!)

Gossip Dec 21 4:00 AM

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The Best News and Gossip (Yes, There Was Some) of 2016!

Ann Romano Dec 14 4:00 AM

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This Week: Jennifer Lawrence Apologizes to the Internet, and Lindsay Lohan Insults Everyone in Kettering, England

Ann Romano Dec 7 4:00 AM

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Hey, At Least Your Thanksgiving Was Better Than Brad Pitt’s. (JK. No It Wasn’t.)

Ann Romano Nov 30 4:00 AM

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Let’s Gossip, Dears! Oh. Wait. Gwyneth Paltrow’s Here to Ruin Everything. Sigh.

Ann Romano Nov 23 4:00 AM

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So, How’s President-Elect Trump Doing? *SAD TROMBONE*

Ann Romano Nov 16 4:00 AM

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GASP. Wait... WHAT???

Ann Romano Nov 9 4:00 AM

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OH GOD VAL KILMER IS GOING TO DIE! Oh No, Wait. He’s Fine.

Ann Romano Nov 2 4:00 AM

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This week: Justin Bieber says he’s not a robot. That’s exactly what a robot would say.

Gossip Oct 26 4:00 AM

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Jay Z vs. Kanye > Clinton vs. Trump

Gossip Oct 19 4:00 AM

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BREAKING: Look Out—it’s a TRUMP TSUNAMI!