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Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “Are You Voting for Biden or Bernie?”
Comedy Mar 12 4:00 AM

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “Are You Voting for Biden or Bernie?”

Frank Cassano
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Don’t Get Weird About It!
Comedy Mar 12 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Don’t Get Weird About It!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Four Great Oregon Cannabis Brands You Should Try
Cannabis Mar 12 4:00 AM

Four Great Oregon Cannabis Brands You Should Try

Josh Jardine
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Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: I’m in the Market!
Comedy Feb 27 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: I’m in the Market!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Case for the “Black Market”
Cannabis Feb 27 4:00 AM

The Case for the “Black Market”

Josh Jardine
New Column! “I Passed My Hep C Test!” by Ryan Seacrest
Comedy Feb 27 4:00 AM

New Column! “I Passed My Hep C Test!” by Ryan Seacrest

Ryan Seacrest
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Cannabuzz: <i>High Times</i> Cannabis Cup Chronicles (Part 2)
Cannabis Feb 13 4:00 AM

Cannabuzz: High Times Cannabis Cup Chronicles (Part 2)

Josh Jardine
Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You: The <i>Mercury</i>’s Table of Contents for Thurs Feb 13-Wed Feb 26
Mercury staff Feb 13 4:00 AM

Don’t Say We Didn’t Warn You: The Mercury’s Table of Contents for Thurs Feb 13-Wed Feb 26

Mercury Staff
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Cease and Desist!
Comedy Feb 13 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Cease and Desist!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
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New Column:
Comedy Feb 13 4:00 AM

New Column: "I Think I Caused the Coronavirus" by Billy Ray Cyrus

Billy Ray Cyrus
New Column!: Tip Her a Fiver! by Adam Driver
Comedy Jan 30 4:00 AM

New Column!: Tip Her a Fiver! by Adam Driver

Adam Driver
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Do You See What I See?
Comedy Jan 30 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Do You See What I See?

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Cannabuzz: <i>High Times</i> Cannabis Cup Chronicles (Part One)
Cannabis Jan 30 4:00 AM

Cannabuzz: High Times Cannabis Cup Chronicles (Part One)

Josh Jardine
Cannabuzz: 20/20 for 4/2020
Cannabis Jan 16 4:00 AM

Cannabuzz: 20/20 for 4/2020

Josh Jardine
Hey Lovebirds! It’s Time to Submit Your FREE <i>Mercury</i> Valentine!
New Column! Jan 16 4:00 AM

Hey Lovebirds! It’s Time to Submit Your FREE Mercury Valentine!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: The Gospel According to Salt-N-Pepa
Comedy Jan 16 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: The Gospel According to Salt-N-Pepa

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: I Hereby Resolve!
Comedy Jan 2 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: I Hereby Resolve!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Send Us Your “Online Dating War Story”—and Win Big Bucks!
New Column! Dec 19 4:00 AM

Send Us Your “Online Dating War Story”—and Win Big Bucks!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Know Your Grower: Make & Mary
Cannabis Dec 19 4:00 AM

Know Your Grower: Make & Mary

Josh Jardine
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Donations Accepted!
Comedy Dec 19 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Donations Accepted!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The Year in Hemp
Cannabis Dec 19 4:00 AM

The Year in Hemp

Josh Jardine
The “Decade in Review” Match Game!
Comedy Dec 19 4:00 AM

The “Decade in Review” Match Game!

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Rhonda the Unicorn
Comedy Dec 5 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Rhonda the Unicorn

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Cannabuzz: Newsflash—Government Grown Cannabis is Garbage
Cannabis Nov 21 4:00 AM

Cannabuzz: Newsflash—Government Grown Cannabis is Garbage

Josh Jardine
Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “What Are You Thankful For?”
Comedy Nov 21 4:00 AM

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: “What Are You Thankful For?”

Frank Cassano
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Sprained in the Brain
Comedy Nov 21 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Sprained in the Brain

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: How to Leave a Voicemail
Comedy Nov 7 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: How to Leave a Voicemail

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The 16 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: November 7-20
Calendar Nov 7 4:00 AM

The 16 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: November 7-20

Emilly Prado
This Too Shall Pass: One Last “Boo!”
Comedy Nov 7 4:00 AM

This Too Shall Pass: One Last “Boo!”

Elinor Jones
The 13 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: October 24-November 6
Calendar Oct 24 4:00 AM

The 13 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: October 24-November 6

The 2019 Native Artist & Storytelling Symposium, Honoring Afro-Mexican Ancestry on Dia de los Muertos, and a Grocery Worker Contract Debrief

Emilly Prado
This Too Shall Pass: The All-Oregon Column (Co-starring Rihanna!)
Comedy Oct 24 4:00 AM

This Too Shall Pass: The All-Oregon Column (Co-starring Rihanna!)

Elinor Jones
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: I’ve Got Spirit (Yes, I Do)
Comedy Oct 24 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: I’ve Got Spirit (Yes, I Do)

Wm. Steven Humphrey
Portland’s Most Haunted Places (That You Never Knew Were Super Fucking Haunted)!
Comedy Oct 24 4:00 AM

Portland’s Most Haunted Places (That You Never Knew Were Super Fucking Haunted)!

Mercury Staff
The 15 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: October 10-23
Calendar Oct 10 4:00 AM

The 15 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: October 10-23

Indigenous Peoples’ Day, a World Beyond Policing, and Reparations for African People

Emilly Prado
Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: Should Donald Trump be Impeached?
Comedy Oct 10 4:00 AM

Frank Cassano’s Imbecile Parade: Should Donald Trump be Impeached?

Frank Cassano
This Too Shall Pass: Cats and Dogs and Cougars
Comedy Oct 10 4:00 AM

This Too Shall Pass: Cats and Dogs and Cougars

Elinor Jones
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Self-Check Yourself, Before You Wreck Yourself
Comedy Oct 10 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Self-Check Yourself, Before You Wreck Yourself

Wm. Steven Humphrey
The 15 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: September 26-October 9
Calendar Sep 26 4:00 AM

The 15 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: September 26-October 9

Butches & Mental Health: Queer Storytelling, Kitten Yoga, and Our House Dinner Series

Emilly Prado
This Too Shall Pass: UFOs, Vampires, and People Who French Kiss Weird
Comedy Sep 26 4:00 AM

This Too Shall Pass: UFOs, Vampires, and People Who French Kiss Weird

Elinor Jones
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Working for Me Is Like...
Comedy Sep 26 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: Working for Me Is Like...

Wm. Steven Humphrey
New Column: Another White Guy Drops Out of 2020 Democratic Presidential Race
Comedy Sep 26 4:00 AM

New Column: Another White Guy Drops Out of 2020 Democratic Presidential Race

Donald Henderson
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: How Email Works
Comedy Sep 12 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: How Email Works

Wm. Steven Humphrey
This Too Shall Pass: Of ScarJo and the Undersea Garden
Comedy Sep 12 4:00 AM

This Too Shall Pass: Of ScarJo and the Undersea Garden

Elinor Jones
The 16 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: September 12-25
Calendar Sep 12 4:00 AM

The 16 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: September 12-25

Portland Joins Global Climate Strike, a Reparations Workshop, and a Youth Drag Show for Marrow PDX

Emilly Prado
One Hulk’s Opinion: Hulk SMASH Puny Jay Inslee!
Comedy Aug 29 4:00 AM

One Hulk’s Opinion: Hulk SMASH Puny Jay Inslee!

The Incredible Hulk
The 16 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: August 29-September 11
Calendar Aug 29 4:00 AM

The 16 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: August 29-September 11

Support Black-Owned Restaurants Week, Slutwalk Portland’s Voices in Action, and Veteran Services

Emilly Prado
This Too Shall Pass: America Needs Miley Cyrus Bangers
Comedy Aug 29 4:00 AM

This Too Shall Pass: America Needs Miley Cyrus Bangers

Elinor Jones
Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: I, Megalomaniac
Comedy Aug 29 4:00 AM

Wm. Steven Humphrey’s Adventures in Newspapering: I, Megalomaniac

Wm. Steven Humphrey
This Too Shall Pass: What Would Smash Mouth Do?
Comedy Aug 15 4:00 AM

This Too Shall Pass: What Would Smash Mouth Do?

Elinor Jones
The 15 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: August 15-28
Calendar Aug 15 4:00 AM

The 15 Best Ways to Make a Difference in Portland this Week: August 15-28

Illamette Hip-Hop River Festival, a documentary about gentrification, and T: a Trans Dance Party

Emilly Prado
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