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This Week’s Question: What Are Your Labor Day Plans?

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The Week in Review! (This Week? Butt Injections... CONFIRMED.)

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Are YOU a Candy Ass?

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The Gossip Column of the Pussy Generation™!

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Introducing Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson—Future President of the United States.

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Hitting the Brakes on August

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Party on the Roof—and You're Invited!

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Kim K Drops a Shade Bomb on Taylor Swift!

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You Just Got Trumped

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Taylor Swift Hooks Up with Tom Hiddleston! FINALLY!

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Want to Make America great? Grow the Fuck Up.

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Well, Someone Finally Punched Justin Bieber.

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An Ode to the Worst Sandwich Place

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Calvin Harris Splits with Taylor Swift—Cue the Apocalypse!

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R.I.P. Big-Ass and Bridgetown Returns!

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Happy 16th Birthday, Portland Mercury!

A Letter from Editor in Chief Wm. Steven Humphrey

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