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Apr 23
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: NYPD Sweeps Gaza Protests at Universities, The Sports Bra is Franchising, and "Karen" the Ostrich Dies After Swallowing Keys
Courtney Vaughn
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Apr 22
8:37 AM
Good Morning, News: Dueling Homeless Plans, Commish Blames Fentanyl (and Victims) in Traffic Deaths, and STAY AWAKE, SLEEPY DON!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 19
8:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Fire in the Disco! Fire in the Attic (of the Timberline Lodge), a Vision Zero Update, and Hot Cloned Ferret Developments
Suzette Smith
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Apr 18
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez' Latest Cruel Power Grab, Cops Cost Portland Another Cool Million, and Trump Can't Stop Violating Gag Order
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 17
8:40 AM
Good Morning, News: A New Plan for Southeast Portland, Women's Sports Discourse, and Maybe We Can Control the Weather
Taylor Griggs
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Apr 16
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Police Get a New Babysitter, Trump's Lawyers Get Bench-Slapped, and
You
Can Get Delicious Pizza All Week
Courtney Vaughn
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Apr 15
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Ethics Complaint Against DA Candidate Vasquez, Rise Up for Portland Street Response, and It's PIZZA WEEK... LET'S GOOOOOOOO! 🍕😍
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 12
9:08 AM
Good Morning, News: Say Nice Things About Portland, New Job Day Bob Day Here to Stay, Biden Cancels More Student Loan Debt
Suzette Smith
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Apr 11
8:37 AM
Good Morning, News: City Sued for Wheeler's Secret Texts, Beaverton May Get In-N-Out, and OJ Simpson Dead from Cancer
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 10
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: R2DToo in Danger, Mountain Goat Rescue, and Lake Oswego: Oregon's New Water Feature for the People?
Taylor Griggs
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Apr 9
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Buffalo Wild Wings Controversy, Wrestlemania Highlights, and Why Uncommitted Votes Might Be a Flop in Oregon
Courtney Vaughn
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Apr 8
8:41 AM
Good Morning, News: Wheeler Waters Down Camping Ban, Zenith Scams Gullible Commissioners, and Backstabbing Trump Backstabs Again
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 5
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: 2022 Housing Bureau Bilker Found, Portland Vegan Restaurant Blossoming Lotus Closes, and Environmental Advocates Love a Commission
Suzette Smith
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Apr 4
8:34 AM
Good Morning, News: Mayor's Office Commits to Portland Street Response, Kotek's Ethical Quandary, and Trump Judge Could Get the Boot 🥾
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Apr 3
8:40 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Asylum Seekers in Need, New Plan for Portland's Trees Underway, and Let Kids Play Outside!
Taylor Griggs
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Apr 2
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: City Promises to Fix $17K Water Bill, the Local Origins of the Ted Lasso Tracksuit, and Cicada-geddon is Coming
Courtney Vaughn
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Apr 1
8:29 AM
Good Morning, News: Charter Reform Needs YOUR Help, House GOP Eats Their Own, and Elite Eight Controversy at Moda Center
Wm. Steven Humphrey
," Oregon Lawmakers Secure Right to Repair Protections, and Sean Kealiher Killer Connected to Rape Kit">
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Mar 29
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Beyoncé Rewrites "Jolene
,"
Oregon Lawmakers Secure Right to Repair Protections, and Sean Kealiher Killer Connected to Rape Kit
Suzette Smith
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Mar 28
8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: Bad News for NIMBYs, Portland's Sweet 16, and Republicans Blame Bridge Collapse on "Diversity"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 27
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Zenith Flouts Lobbying Rules, Rural Oregon School District Sues Over Logging Rollback, and Trump's America-Themed Bible (Get Yours Now For Only $59.99!)
Taylor Griggs
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Mar 26
8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: A $17K Water Bill, a SLAPP in the Face to Elon Musk, and the Return of the Wooden Shoe Tulip Fest
Courtney Vaughn
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Mar 25
8:59 AM
Good Morning, News: Public Spaces (for Rich People), Kotek Pushes for "Office of First Spouse," and Judge Throws Trump a Financial Lifeline
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 22
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Realtor Settlement to Impact Home Prices, Fire Causes Brief Restaurant Closure at Ox, the Thesis' New Venue Homecoming
Suzette Smith
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Mar 21
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Riot Cops to Get Pay Bump, Feds Sue Apple, and NIMBYs Choose Property Values Over Humanity
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 20
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: State Lawmakers Are Too Rich, Fish Pathogens, and Electric Cars: The Law of the Land?
Taylor Griggs
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Mar 19
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Boeing Plane Found in Disrepair, the Race to Revive Supersonic Jets, and the Portland Pickles are Opening a Bar
Courtney Vaughn
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Mar 18
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: Students Walk Out for Palestine, JoAnn Fabrics Files for Bankruptcy, and Trump Can't Find Anyone to Cover His $464M Bond (Hee-Hee-Hee 😃)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 15
8:52 AM
Good Morning, News: Soho House Side-Eye, Trouble at the Old Kenton Firehouse, and a Trump Trial Prosecutor Must Recuse or Lose
Suzette Smith
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Mar 14
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Gassy Leaf Blowers Banned, Gonzalez Plotting New Scheme, and "Cool Guy" Mnuchin Wants to Buy TikTok
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 13
8:52 AM
Good Morning, News: Federal Money for Freeway Caps, TikTok on the Brink of Ban, and HERE COMES THE SUN!
Taylor Griggs
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Mar 12
8:17 AM
Good Morning, News: Freakish Fruit, Biden's Promise to Eat the Rich, and Utility Bills Will Be the Death of Us
Courtney Vaughn
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Mar 11
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: So-Called "Avid Cyclists," Cops Slapped with Another Lawsuit, and Princess Kate Fiddles with Photo
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 8
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Biden State of the Union Energy Levels Discourse, Multnomah County Calls for Cease-Fire in Gaza, and Amazon "Just Walk Out" Stores Don't Card
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Mar 7
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: A Potential Leaf Blower Ban, Oregon's Overdue Campaign Finance Reform, and Tonight's Biden Pep Rally
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 6
8:59 AM
Good Morning, News: Gas-Powered Lawn Tools BLOW, Sinema Out, and the Unsurprising Consequences of Recriminalizing Drugs
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Mar 5
9:02 AM
Good Morning, News: A Likely Water Rate Hike, a Wrestler's Farewell, and 'Biblical Devil' Trump Gets Desist Orders Over Campaign Tunes
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Mar 4
8:37 AM
Good Morning, News: Lawmakers Fail Measure 110 & Voters, Gonzalez to Lose Portland Street Response, and Supremes Allow Trump to Stay on the Ballot
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 1
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: Banner Year for Nipple Play in the Rose City, Bold Moves to Temporarily Deny Bottle Recycling, Portlanders Mourn Non-Binary Youth Nex Benedict
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Feb 29
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Pickathon for 10 More Years, Daylight Saving Forever (maybe!), Bye Bye Mitch, and Helloooo Kate Middleton Conspiracies
Elinor Jones
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Feb 28
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Recriminalizing Drugs, World Record-Breaking Tongues, and Wendy's Economics (Wendynomics?)
Taylor Griggs
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Feb 27
9:31 AM
Good Morning News: Portland's Crowded Council Race, Prominent Stripper is Running For Mayor, and the Feds are Fighting to Block a Grocery Merger
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Feb 26
8:31 AM
Good Morning, News: New Measure Would Gut Police Oversight Board,
Supreme Court v. Social Media
, and... Guys... TRUMP OWES
SO MUCH
MONEY! 😂
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Feb 23
8:47 AM
Good Morning, News: Approaching Two Years of War in Ukraine, Our 2024 Timbers Season Preview, and Why Is Everyone Talking About Discover Card?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Feb 22
8:48 AM
Good Morning, News: Dems Cave to GOP on Measure 110, a Deadly Case of Mistaken Identity, and the First US Moon Landing in 50 Years
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Feb 21
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Rideshare Drivers Want Better Treatment, The Uncertain Future of Daylight Saving Time in Oregon, and DO NOT GO TO RARE REPTILE SHOWS!
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Feb 20
8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: Former Oregon Duck Is a GOAT, Feds Hunt Down Local Tree Vandal, and the 1 Bribe Justice Clarence Thomas Should Take
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Feb 19
8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Playing Academic Catch-Up, Navalny's Widow Fights On, and Trump Is the Anti-Sneaker Head
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Feb 16
8:21 AM
Good Morning, News: Putin Opponent Aleksei Navalny Has Suddenly (and Suspiciously) Died, Portland Bike Numbers Improve, and Greece Legalizes Same-Sex Marriage
Suzette Smith
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Feb 15
8:41 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Backpedals on Attack Claim, Measure 110 Hobbled by Lawmakers, and We Have a Date for Trump's First Criminal Case
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Feb 14
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Jazz Club To Make a Comeback, Grover the Muppet Gets Owned By Cynical Journalists, and Happy Valentine's Day, Lovebugs!
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Feb 13
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Dead Whale in Oregon, a Cat is Blamed for Bubonic Plague, and Portland Gets a New Candidate for Mayor.
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Feb 12
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Taylor Swift's Super Bowl Win, Portland Wrestler Arrested for Murder, and Gonzalez Wildly Exaggerated TriMet Incident
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 9
8:46 AM
Good Morning, News:
Eugene Weekly
Prints Again, Four Hours of Measure 110 Testimony Later, and Where to Break up in Portland
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Feb 8
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Senate Republicans Drop the Border Ball, Killer Whales Escape Ice, and all the Valentine's News you can Valen-Use
Elinor Jones
Good Morning, News!
Feb 7
9:06 AM
Good Morning, News: Beloved Vegan Bar Announces Closure, Taylor Swift's Private Jets, and IT'S THE VALENTINE ISSUE!!!
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Feb 6
9:05 AM
Good Morning, News: County Leaders Clash Over Fentanyl, Vibrating Cancer Away, and the City Has Questionable Plans for Darcelle XV Plaza
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Feb 5
8:02 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Declares Public Transit is Too Scary, Winter Lights For Winter Blues, and Tracy Chapman Plays "Fast Car" at the Grammys (with Luke Combs)
Courtney Vaughn
&
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Feb 2
8:09 AM
Good Morning, News: Commissioner Gonzalez Is a Donation King, President Biden Sanctions Four Guys, and PBOT's Fancy Plans for 82nd Ave
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Feb 1
8:21 AM
Good Morning, News: Blazers Welcome (and Defeat) Dame, Gonzalez Butt-Hurt Over Development Deal, and a "Nipplegate" Anniversary
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 31
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: City Council Donations Pile Up, Bigoted Oregon Lawmakers Saying Extremely Ignorant Things, and Trump's "Holy War" on Taylor Swift?!
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jan 30
8:37 AM
Good Morning, News: Mona Lisa Gets Soupy, Amelia Earhart's Lost Plane, and the Struggles of Being Queer in Portland
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jan 29
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Mercado Back in Biz, Portland Cop Is a Three-Time Shooter, and Taylor Swift Is Going to the Super Bowl
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 26
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Dan Ryan Won't Run for Mayor, the Hague Was Ineffectual Again, and Thank Goodness for Black Hole
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jan 25
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: City Sues OPB, Activists Interrupt Council Meeting, and Portland Crime and Murder Rates Drop
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 24
8:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Democrats Want Measure 110 Rollback, Organized Labor Membership is Low Despite "Hot Union Summer," and Gas Tax: Axe or Pass? (It'll Help Fix the Cracks)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jan 23
9:08 AM
Good Morning, News: Anarchists Strike Again, Oscars Snubs and Odd Nods, and the Strange Phenomenon of Naked Windows
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jan 22
8:34 AM
Good Morning, News: Kids Head Back to School, that Massive Vancouver Sinkhole, and Say Goodbye to DeSantis' Creepy Smile
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 19
8:19 AM
Good Morning News: Portland Lives in Arctic Blast Now, CDC Charcuterie Warnings, and Support Local Businesses on Froze
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jan 18
8:40 AM
Good Morning, News: Critics Slam New I-5 Bridge Plan, Feds Blast Uvalde Cops, and Is Another Round of Ice on the Way?
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 17
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Prepares to Thaw, Cancelled Primary Debates, and Damn Exciting Dam Removals
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jan 16
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: Icy, Dicey Weather, Gonzalez Turns "Firebomb" into Fundraising Boon, and Long Live the Evil Gays!
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jan 12
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: 19 Arrested at Portland Protest Against Genocide in Gaza, PDX Arctic Blast Promises May Turn Wintery Mix, and the Story of Mars Rover Opportunity
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jan 11
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez Goofs Again, Snow to Drop In Tomorrow, and Oregon Dems Want to Reignite Failed "War on Drugs"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 10
8:38 AM
Good Morning, News: Comedian Controversy, a Week of Wild Weather, and the Red Cross NEEDS YOUR BLOOD!
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jan 9
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Rubio Enters Mayor's Race, TriMet Announces Lengthy Transit Shutdowns, and the EPA Wants Schools to Ditch Dirty Diesel Buses
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jan 8
6:45 AM
Good Morning, News: New Treatment Center Incoming, Trump Blames FBI for Jan 6, and Bob Found That Missing Airplane Door (Good Job, Bob)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 5
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: Arctic Blast Incoming, Colonizing Crustaceans, and Watch Out for Respiratory Illness!
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jan 4
8:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Fire at Portland Mercado, Thorns Get New Owner, and Trump Reportedly Scored $8 Million from Foreign Governments
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jan 3
8:10 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Portland Bus Hero, Earthquakes Shake Japan, and US Intelligence Believes Hamas Used Al-Shifa Hospital in Gaza
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jan 2
6:00 AM
Good Morning, News: New Year, Weird New Laws, New Babies, and a Vote For a New City Council!
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Dec 29
8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: Man Shot by Police at Mall 205 Identified, Your 2023 Portland New Year's Eve Options,
Eugene Weekly
Alleges Embezzlement
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Dec 28
8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: Suspected Shoplifter Killed By Cops, Portland's Top Villains for 2023, and Nikki Haley Forgets About Slavery
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 27
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: US Climate Chaos, TriMet Ticket Price Madness, and Why 2024 Will Be the Year of the Worker.
Courtney Vaughn
&
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Dec 26
9:09 AM
Good Morning, News: Another (Awful) MAX Train Stabbing, Blizzard Hits Central US, and Boxing Day Traditions For the Curious
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Dec 22
9:05 AM
Good Morning, News: Police Officers Who Killed Manny Ellis Aquitted, Big Biden Weed Pardon, and Portland Traffic Deaths Hold Steady at Bad
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Dec 21
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: Houseless Death Rate on the Rise, Giuliani Ordered to Pay Up NOW, and the Best Xmas Song Ever Just Dropped
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 20
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Why Portugal Got Drug Decriminalization Right, Target Did Us Dirty, and Trump Booted From Colorado Ballot (for now)
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Dec 19
9:06 AM
Good Morning, News: Trouble for the Small Donor Elections Program, Magic Mushroom Program Takeaways, and Cruise Ship Reroutes
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Dec 18
8:16 AM
Good Morning, News: Novick Jumps Into Council Race, Take the Mercury's Police Union Poll, and the Pope Wants a Cookie
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 15
8:38 AM
Good Morning, News: Activists Demand Ceasefire on Burnside Bridge, EU Will Consider Ukraine Membership, and Biased Portland Poll Recognize Biased Portland Poll
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Dec 14
8:17 AM
Good Morning, News: Rubio Spreads Clean Energy Love, Gonzalez Effs Around and Finds Out, and GOP Wants to Impeach Biden (But Can't Find Evidence 🤷♂️)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 13
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Trouble at the Japanese Garden, Eyebrow-Raising Polls, and Killer Cats
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Dec 12
8:52 AM
Good Morning, News: Gov. Kotek Wants to Criminalize Public Drug Use, SCOTUS Could Decide Trump's Fate, and Council Will Vote On the Return of Portland's Elk Statue
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Dec 11
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: "Shoplifting Crime Wave" Hoax, Kotek's Secret Task Force, and Trump's Afraid to Testify
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 8
9:09 AM
Good Morning, News: It's Big Menorah Time, the Magic Mushroom Pilot Posted Bail, and Surprisingly Beloved Notre-Dame Spire Restored
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Dec 7
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Mysterious Cop Shooting, Conservative Gonzalez to Run for Mayor, and Texas Judge Okays Abortion
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 6
8:58 AM
Good Morning, News: Crazy Rain and Weather Records, Baby Rhinos, and Republicans Debate Again
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Dec 5
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: The Legacy of the Teachers Strike, George Santos Selling Cameos, and the New York Times Forgot About Women
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Dec 4
8:44 AM
Good Morning, News: Happy "Atmospheric River" Week, Jury Clears Portland Cops, and Crybaby Terrorist Ammon Bundy Goes Into Hiding
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Dec 1
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Israel and Hamas Truce Ends, Portlanders Can Comment on These Statues, and Coronal Mass Ejection Slams Earth with Super-Hot Plasma Eruption
Suzette Smith
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