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Good Morning, News!
Jul 13
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: 82nd Ave Plan Update, Advocates Decry Proposal to Usurp Charter Reform, and Surfing Sea Otters
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jul 12
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Gonzalez and Ryan Try to Scuttle Charter Reform, Portland Officer Apologizes for Attack, and Drag-A-Thon to Break World Record
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 11
8:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Reviewing Mingus Mapps' Time in Office, Multnomah County Changing Course On Fentanyl Paraphernalia, and Logan Paul's Energy Drink Fiasco
Courtney Vaughn
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Jul 10
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: Delicious Drag News, City Council's Ignorant Political Theater, and Robots are Writing for the
Oregonian
🤖
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jul 7
8:34 AM
Good Morning, News: Pete Buttigieg in Portland, PETA's Cash Reward For a Stolen Chicken Truck, and Elon Musk Doesn't Want You Using Threads
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jul 6
9:41 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Camping Ban Starts Tomorrow, Mingus Mapps Running for Mayor, and Toxic Water
Taylor Griggs
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Good Morning, News!
Jul 5
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: New Hottest Day on Earth Hopeful, Widespread Hacks of Sensitive School Docs, and Did That House Thurston Moore Played a House Show In Burn Down?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jul 3
8:29 AM
Good Morning, News: Lillard Wants to Be Traded, a Better Plan to House the Homeless, and Activists Fight Back Against Supreme Court
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 30
8:40 AM
Good Morning, News: Celebrity Corpse Flower to Bloom, Fire on the Albertsons, and the Supreme Court’s Gay Wedding Website Decision Is Based on a Bad Designer's Imaginary Customers
Suzette Smith
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Good Morning, News!
Jun 29
9:04 AM
Good Morning, News: Slushies, New Secretary of State, and Black Holes
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jun 28
8:46 AM
Good Morning, News: The Scheme to Sink Portland Street Response, Wildfire Smoke Returns to East Coast, and Portland Business Alliance's "New Look, Same Terrible Taste"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 27
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Freeway Projects Shelved, SCOTUS Safeguards Elections, and Your Comprehensive Guide to Portland's 2023 Pride Month
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 26
8:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Lawmakers Pass Buttload of Bills, a Possible New Portland Skatepark, and a Big Week for Corrupt Supreme Court
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 23
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Multnomah County Sues Big Oil, We're Going to Lose Portland Street Response, and State Vegetable Upset Is Worthy of Our Disdain
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 22
8:34 AM
Good Morning, News: Get Ready to Pump Your Own Gas, Nurses Strike While Providence Execs Make Millions, and Lab Grown Meat Has Arrived.
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 21
8:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Homeless Person Successfully Sues Sweep Company, State Lawmakers on Their Bill-Passing Grind, and Happy First Day of Summer! ☀️😎💪👙🌴
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 20
8:47 AM
Good Morning, News: Nurses on Strike, Sea Otters May Return to Oregon, and $1 Billion for the Interstate Bridge?
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jun 19
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Celebrating Juneteenth, Oregon Runaway Republicans Still Mad, and Holiday Weekend = Multiple Mass Shootings
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 16
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Your Oregon ID Compromised, More Portland Trash Promises, and Finally There's Kitten News
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 15
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Dems Want to Reform Quorum Laws, Celebs Rush to Portland Drag-a-Thon, and a Rainy Forecast
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jun 14
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: PPS Getting Back Together with Cops, Dems on Verge of Caving to Runaway Republicans, and Southern Baptists Reject Women Pastors (and Teen Anal Sex)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 13
8:44 AM
Good Morning, News: MAX Red Line Service is Going Away For Months, Utility Company at Fault For 2020 Wildfires, and Trump's in Court (Again)
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 12
8:40 AM
Good Morning, News: Road-Raging Truck Driver Crashes Portland Parade, Tigard Drag Show Canceled (GOP Blames Antifa), and More Trump-Inspired Threats of Violence
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 9
9:00 AM
Good Morning, News: Patriot Prayer's Joey Gibson Sues Portland for "Unspecified Damages," Activists Back in Kayaks Over Zenith Oil, and Further Adventures in MoviePass 2.0
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 8
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: Camping Ban Passes, Pat Robertson is Dead, and Let's End the Wildfire Gatekeeping
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
Jun 7
8:44 AM
Good Morning, News: City Employees Form Union, Council to Vote on Criminalizing Homeless, and East Coast Gets a Taste of Wildfire Smoke
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 6
8:19 AM
Good Morning, News: City Wants Fix For Portland's Train Pain, Providence Nurses Set To Strike, and Fake Sugar is Screwing Up Our DNA
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Jun 5
8:18 AM
Good Morning, News: Portlanders Shoot Down ShotSpotter, Oregon Gun Law on Trial, and HOORAY! Sandwich Week Starts TODAY! 🥪
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Jun 2
8:09 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Drag Fights Hate with Joy, Mayor Reaches New Heights of Doing Nothing, and the Strawberry Museum Opens Today
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Jun 1
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: Protesters Condemn Portland Camping Ban Proposal, Fire & Rescue vs. Street Response, and Whales Doing Unexpected Things
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
May 31
8:44 AM
Good Morning, News: People For Portland's Bullshit Poll, Council to Vote on Criminalizing Homeless, and Republicans Eat Their Own (Hee-Hee-Hee)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 30
7:40 AM
Good Morning, News: Social Service Workers Want Better Paying Government Contracts, the Deadly Cost Of Portland's Ambulance and 911 Crisis, and Another Mass Shooting, This Time in Florida
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
May 26
8:26 AM
Good Morning, News: Disruptive App MoviePass Returns, Sumertime Tent Hate, and Mothers Lock Up Your Doggos— Rose Festival Fireworks Crack Off Tonight
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 25
10:05 AM
Good Morning, News: Safe Rest Village Questions, TriMet Ticket Price Hike, and Ron DeSantis Presidential Chaos
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
May 24
8:39 AM
Good Morning, News: PBOT in Deep Doo-Doo, Another Threat from Wheeler (Via the PBA), and Republicans Continue Eating Their Own
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 23
8:46 AM
Good Morning, News! TriMet Fare Increases Met With Protest, Kurt Cobain's Guitar Sells For $600K and the Portland Rose Festival Returns
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
May 22
8:02 AM
Good Morning, News: City Budget Drama, Week Three for Oregon's Runaway Republicans, and Yet
Another
Great Reason NOT to Visit Florida
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 19
8:21 AM
Good Morning, News: Another Portland Police Brutality Settlement, Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence Are Community Heroes, and What's In the Portland City Budget?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 18
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Transportation Advocates Want More Red Light Cameras, State and City Budget Chaos, and Elizabeth Holmes is Going to Prison
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
May 17
8:59 AM
Good Morning, News: Election Night Results, Fire Destroys Portland Apartment Building, and... What's This? The
Mercury
Returns to Print! 🎉💥👏
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 16
8:55 AM
Good Morning, News: Activists Worried About Anti-Terrorism Bill Floated by Oregon Dems, a 13-Year-Old Threatened To Shoot Up a Portland School, and Alien Pets!
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
May 15
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Right-Wing Fanatics on Parade, Hot Weather Holds On, and America's Hero Taylor Swift to the Rescue!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 12
8:16 AM
Good Morning, News: Heat Wave in May, Hymns on School Buses, and Dianne Feinstein is Back (Kind Of?)
Taylor Griggs
Good Morning, News!
May 11
8:40 AM
Good Morning, News: Peterson is Officially Out of the Portland School Board Race, Why Homeless Shelters Turn Away People With Disabilities, and How to Survive on Wine and Candy
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
May 10
8:48 AM
Good Morning, News: People for Portland Reveals True Selves, Dems to Deal with Runaway Republicans, and Lying George Santos in Custody for... (Drum Roll)... LYING
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 9
8:29 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Police to Bring Back Traffic Division, School Board Candidate Changes Mind Again, and Tina Kotek's Toll Pause
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 8
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: Drop-Out Candidate May Drop Back In, a Deadly Weekend in Texas, and Don't Miss the
Mercury
's Election Endorsements!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 5
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: Justice for Jordan Neely, Coronations for Kings, and a Memorial for Freya—the Boat-Sinking Walrus
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
May 4
8:23 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland School Board Candidate Drops Out of Race, a Chick-fil-A Could Replace a Strip Club, and McDonald’s Violates Child Labor Laws
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
May 3
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: Fagan's Bummer of a Resignation, Oregon Passes Gun Control & Reproductive Rights, and Putin Accuses Ukraine of Assassination Attempt
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
May 2
8:52 AM
Good Morning, News: Local Hero Child Finds Mammoth Tooth, Fashion Heroes Slay the Met Gala, and the US is Out of Money (Even Though I Just Gave Them a Bunch)
Elinor Jones
Good Morning, News!
May 1
8:28 AM
Good Morning, News: Double Investigations Into Fagan, June's Expected COVID Surge, and IT'S GONNA BE MAY (DAY!) (SUPPORT WORKERS!)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 28
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: Rumors of Pence Testifying Before Grand Jury, Oregon Polystyrene Death Clock, and 84-Degrees in April Is... Bad?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Apr 27
8:56 AM
Good Morning, News: Portlanders Question Claims Made by Gunshot Detection Companies, a Homicide in Cully Caused by Chips, and Ducks at School!
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Apr 26
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: A Loving Memorial for Darcelle, a New Plan to Beat Car Thieves, and Proud Boys Blame Trump for January 6
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 25
8:29 AM
Good Morning, News: Biden's Back In, Several News Guys Are Out, and Ready Your Short Shorts: the Sun is Coming
Elinor Jones
Good Morning, News!
Apr 24
8:18 AM
Good Morning, News: Conservatives vs. Portland Street Response, Naked Bike Ride to Return, and Cops Who Kill Black Folk Get Cushy Treatment
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 21
9:05 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Police Union Agrees to Body Cams, Holman's Bar to Reopen, and Is Ari Aster's New Film a Career-Killer?
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Apr 20
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: City Council Stops Plan to Pull Funds From Black Portlanders, Crime is Actually Decreasing, and Why Too Much Weed is a Bad Thing
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Apr 19
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: Normandale Park Shooter Sentenced, Portland Cop Violence on the Rise, Lying Liars of Fox News Slapped with Biggest Libel Payout Ever
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 18
8:14 AM
Good Morning, News: City to Yank Money from Black Portlanders, Cozy Living on the Great Pacific Garbage
Patch
, and Katy Perry Is Running for King
Elinor Jones
Good Morning, News!
Apr 17
8:25 AM
Good Morning, News: Student Walkout to Protest Treatment of Black Teachers, Cop Hunzeker Off the Force—Again, and More Trouble for Utterly Corrupt Clarence Thomas
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 14
8:52 AM
Good Morning, News: Murky Crack Downs Promised for Portland Street Racing, OPB Flips Twitter the Bird, and City Commissioners Still Think Ranked Choice Voting Is Too Confusing
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Apr 13
8:15 AM
Good Morning, News: Fentanyl Den Gets Raided, Memphis Ends Minor Police Stops, and Missouri Lawmakers
Have Lost Their Minds
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Apr 12
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Local NAACP's Lack of Social Justice, Two Million Flee Cities Nationally, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JOLENE (the Orangutan)!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 11
8:37 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon's Co-Crises, Washington Landslide (In Your Pants??), and Oregon Zoo has a New Boo!
Elinor Jones
Good Morning, News!
Apr 10
8:59 AM
Good Morning, News: Starbucks Bosses Accused of Union Busting, Canby Book Ban Caused by Two Naggy Parents, and Disturbing Taylor Swift and Dalai Lama News
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 7
8:52 AM
Good Morning, News: Tennessee State Reps Expelled Over Gun Control Protest, Clarence Thomas Received Undisclosed Gifts, and a Portland Art Collective Makes Environment Advocacy Fun
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Apr 6
8:15 AM
Good Morning, News: Students Walk Out, New Apartments (and Hope) for Homeless Black Portlanders, and Unhinged Republicans on Parade
Courtney Vaughn
&
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 5
8:41 AM
Good Morning, News: A Tight Charter Reform Deadline, People for Portland Back on Their Bullshit, and Two Big Wins for Progressives
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Apr 4
8:33 AM
Good Morning, News: Trump's Impending Mugshot, College Basketball DRAMA, and Oregonians Can Breathe All Over Each Other in Hospitals Again!
Elinor Jones
Good Morning, News!
Apr 3
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Good/Bad News for Portland Homicide Rates, Idaho Hates Oregon's Legal Weed Biz, and Happy Trump Arraignment Week (for Those Who Celebrate)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 31
8:21 AM
Good Morning, News: Trans Day of Visibility, Trump Is the First US President Indicted on Criminal Charges, and Lawmakers Try to Fix Measure 110 Again
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Mar 30
8:48 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Street Response Workers Condemn Tent Ban, Light Pole Drama, and Narcan on Store Shelves This Summer?
Isabella Garcia
Good Morning, News!
Mar 29
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Lawmakers Consider Tougher Rent Control, Idaho Hates Women, and Nashville Shooter Legally Purchased a LOT of Guns
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 28
7:42 AM
Good Morning, News: TriMet Wants Buses Away from Stalled Freight Trains, Vice Principal Caught Up in Sex Sting, and ChatGPT Could Diagnose Your Pet's Ailment
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Mar 27
7:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Kotek Slams Wheeler's Homeless Plan, Thorns Crush Pride in Season Opener, and More Trouble for Musk's Failing Twitter
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 24
9:30 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland-Area Shrub Judgements, Pickathon 2023, Oregon House Bill 2002, and Goodnight Darcelle XV
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Mar 23
8:57 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Eyes Sleeping Pods for Mass Camps, Clackamas County Kills Transitional Housing Project, and a Tornado in Los Angeles
Isabella Garcia
Good Morning, News!
Mar 22
8:53 AM
Good Morning, News: Wheeler's "Homeless Narc" Program, Good News for Bagel Lovers, and Trump's Sad Because He Missed "Arrestmas"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 21
8:47 AM
Good Morning, News: Allergy Season's Upon Us, Author Michelle Zauner's Portland Stop, and Will Oregon Pump Its Own Gas?
Courtney Vaughn
Good Morning, News!
Mar 20
8:49 AM
Good Morning, News: Good Neighbors/Baaaaad Neighbors, Mayor's Bullshit Claim Debunked, and Happy "Arrestmas" Eve (To Those Who Celebrate)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 17
8:50 AM
Good Morning, News: An Arrest Warrant for Putin, Trump Is Back on Youtube, and France Riots to Protect Pensions
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Mar 16
8:54 AM
Good Morning, News: Actual Homeless Crisis Solutions, Lents Skatepark in Danger, and Biden Threatens Nationwide TikTok Ban
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 15
8:11 AM
Good Morning, News: National Audubon Society Keeps Enslaver Name, and TEMPO All Up In Your Geostationary Orbit Measuring Your Air Pollution Flow
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Mar 14
8:52 AM
Good Morning, News: Portland Police Botch Breath Tests, Don't Swim in the Willamette, and Biden's Latest Gun Control Push
Isabella Garcia
Good Morning, News!
Mar 13
8:35 AM
Good Morning, News: The Future of O'Bryant Square, Trouble in Vancouver, and Biden Bails Out Bunko Banks
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 10
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: The Unwelcome Return of Betsy Johnson, Details on First of City's Mass Homeless Camps, and Facebook Developing an Anti-Twitter
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 9
8:28 AM
Good Morning, News: Accused Normandale Park Shooter Pleads Guilty, Gonzalez' Tent Ban Leads to Second Council Shutdown, and Trump Lawyer Admits She's a Goddamn Liar
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 8
8:22 AM
Good Morning, News: Police "Trust" Project Stacked with Untrustworthy Cops, Auction House Pulls KKK Hood for Wrong Reasons, and a Troubling International Women's Day
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 7
8:52 AM
Good Morning, News: Wheeler's Slapfight with Texas Gov, Psilocybin Training Center Goes Under, and Cowardly Walgreens Caves to Anti-Abortion GOP
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 6
8:45 AM
Good Morning, News: Oregon Eyes New Phase of Pandemic, Portland Plans Another Protest Payout, and More Anti-LGBTQ Legislation in Florida
Isabella Garcia
Good Morning, News!
Mar 3
9:03 AM
Good Morning, News: Living Room Theaters Staff Vote for Independent Union, Actual Consequences for Proud Boy Brawler, and a Big Defamation Lawsuit Hits Fox News
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Mar 2
8:51 AM
Good Morning, News: Emergency Shelters' Short Hours, Drivers Charged $700 for Snowstorm Towing, and Mayor Shuts Down Spicy Council Meeting
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Mar 1
9:04 AM
Good Morning, News: More Accusations Surface About Andrew Callaghan, Portland Police Body Cam Sticking Points, and Why You're Hearing New Pandemic Conspiracies
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Feb 28
8:41 AM
Good Morning, News: Loving Portland's Art Scene, White House Bans TikTok from Government Devices, and Hot People Wear Masks
Isabella Garcia
Good Morning, News!
Feb 27
8:38 AM
Good Morning, News: Council Tries to Defang Transparency Watchdog, Doug Fir Lounge on the Move, and a Gentle Reminder that Sam Elliott and I Are Very Good Friends
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Feb 24
8:15 AM
Good Morning, News: Timbers Season Snow Delay, More Portland Weather Closures, and One Year Since Russia Invaded Ukraine
Suzette Smith
Good Morning, News!
Feb 23
8:43 AM
Good Morning, News: City Council Shoots Down Charter Reform Transparency, Nearly 11 Inches of the White Stuff, and... Uh-Oh... RUNAWAY BLACK HOLE!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Morning, News!
Feb 22
8:42 AM
Good Morning, News: Slight Frost in Portland (We Are Doomed), Portland City Council to Vote on Transparency Advocate (Doomed), and Flaco Flies Free
Suzette Smith
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