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Mar 17
4:02 PM
Good Afternoon, News: NIMBYs Want More Sweet City Money, Wheeler Claims Sweeps Work (and Is Proven Wrong), and an Awkward Arrest Warrant for Putin
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 16
4:22 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Portland Mascot Wars, Downtown is ALIVE (In a Good Way), and Billy Crystal Gives Unfff
Elinor Jones
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Mar 15
4:21 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Converting Office Space to Housing, the Blazers' New Mascot, and Trump Judge "Sympathetic" to Anti-Abortion Lawyers
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Mar 14
5:01 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Novo Nordisk to Cut Insulin Prices, Trump Gets "Nasty" on DeSantis, and Willamette River Should be Less Sewage-y Soon
Suzette Smith
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Mar 13
3:50 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Attempted Book Bans in Oregon, the Flosbury Flop (RIP), and Daylight Savings Vibes With My Dog
Elinor Jones
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Mar 9
4:04 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Site of First Tent Encampment Announced, TriMet Reveals Budget, and Norfolk Southern CEO Grilled in Washington
Abe Asher
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Mar 8
4:07 PM
Good Afternoon, News: City Council Game Shows, Unemployment Numbers Still Low, and Valentine's Day 2046 is Gonna Be Lit
Elinor Jones
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Mar 7
4:15 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Eugene's Gas Ban Challeged, Kotek Taps Another Health Authority Leader, and Texas Sued Over Unclear Abortion Ban
Isabella Garcia
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Mar 6
4:12 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Portland Equity Office Director Resigns, Alleged Normandale Park Shooter to Plead Guilty, and Arrests at Cop City
Abe Asher
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Mar 2
4:00 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Proud Boy Convicted, OLCV Leader Stepping Down, and Tennessee Limiting Drag Performances
Abe Asher
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Mar 1
4:55 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Wheeler Shuts Down Meeting Over Gonzalez, Cop Body Cams in Court, and Anti-Drag Governor Caught In Drag
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 28
5:04 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Biden Loan Forgiveness Faces Supreme Court, Oregon Nurse-to-Patient Ratio Bill Hits Committee, and
My Fair Lady
Trucks Stuck at the Border
Suzette Smith
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Feb 27
4:07 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Emergency Weather Shelters Close, a Spring Arts Preview, and Rupert Murdoch Admits Fox News Peddled Lies
Abe Asher
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Feb 24
5:01 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Warming Shelters Need Help, a Timbers Season Preview, and City Council Caught With Their Lies Hanging Out
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 23
4:33 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Snow Sets Near-Record, City Council Anti-Transparency Shenangians, and Buttigieg Visits East Palestine (Ummm... Finally!)
Abe Asher
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Feb 22
5:05 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Emergency Weather Shelters Open, Council Votes Against Transparency, and SNOW! Like... EVERYWHERE!! ❄️
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 21
4:59 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Proposed Portland Transparency Advocate, Biketown Fares Rise, and the EPA Orders Norfolk Southern Railway to Clean Up or Pay
Suzette Smith
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Feb 20
3:59 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Progressive Candidate School, Homeless Sweeps Don't Work, and More Earthquakes in Turkey
Abe Asher
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Feb 17
4:00 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Police Union & City Butt Heads on Body Cams, ShotSpotter Under Investigation, and Cops Who Murdered Tyre Nichols Plead "Not Guilty"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 16
3:59 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Mayor and Other Leaders Oppose Eviction-Relief, Cops Really Like Pulling Over People of Color, and Fetterman Bravely Seeks Help for Depression
Abe Asher
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Feb 15
4:28 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Commish Gonzalez' Latest Attack on the Homeless, "Second Amendment Sanctuary" Slapped Down, and Cop Fed Info to Proud Boys Before January 6
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 14
4:15 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Regional Tax Penalties Waived, Portland Police Body Camera Policy Hits Impasse, and Let's Talk About Sex
Isabella Garcia
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Feb 13
4:21 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Emergency Weather Shelters Opening, Bill to Let People Vote in Prison, and Environmental Catastrophe in Ohio
Abe Asher
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Feb 10
4:54 PM
Good Afternoon, News: "Shoot 'Em Down" Biden Shoots 'Em Down Again, More Trouble for the OLCC Bourbon Snatchers, and Ben Affleck as the Head of Nike's Uncomfortable Shoe Division
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 9
3:45 PM
Good Afternoon, News: State Health Officials Optimistic, Measure 114 Still Blocked, and Death Toll Continues to Rise in Turkey & Syria
Abe Asher
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Feb 8
4:52 PM
Good Afternoon, News: OLCC Booze Smugglers, Syria/Turkey Death Toll Rises, and Twitter Poops the Bed
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 7
4:28 PM
Good Afternoon, News: State of the Union Likely to Dub Union Strong, Frailty in the Supreme Court, and Trimet Toughening Up Rider Bans
Suzette Smith
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Feb 6
3:44 PM
Good Afternoon, News: City Strike Ends, Central Library to Close for Renovation, and Earthquake Devastates Turkey and Syria
Abe Asher
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Feb 3
5:14 PM
Good Afternoon, News: MultCo's New Plan to House Homeless, Today in Wealthy Portland Crybabies, and BALLOON!
BALLOON!
BALLOOOOOOOOON!!
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Feb 2
3:52 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Cop Hunzeker Off the Hook, City Workers on Strike, and Omar Voted Off Foreign Affairs Committee
Abe Asher
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Feb 1
4:11 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Local Rich People Not Paying Their Taxes, 600 City Workers May Go on Strike Tomorrow, and Hunter Biden Goes on the Offensive
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 31
4:27 PM
Good Afternoon, News: City of Portland Office Workers Want to Unionize, Republican House Majority Appears to Be Goofing Off, and George Santos Temporarily Quits His Committees
Suzette Smith
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Jan 30
4:15 PM
Good Afternoon, News: City Set On Zenith Deal, Warming Shelters Close, and Sixth Memphis Cop Placed on Leave
Abe Asher
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Jan 27
5:02 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Memphis Police Release Brutal Video of Cops Murdering Tyre Nichols, While Portland Officials Urge Calm (Good Luck With That)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 26
4:16 PM
Good Afternoon, News: New Timbers CEO Praises Paulson, 600 City Workers Plan to Strike, and Memphis Cops Charged with Murder
Abe Asher
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Jan 25
4:20 PM
Good Afternoon, News: City Hall's Suspicious New Security Team, Charter Reform is Happening, and Facebook Reinstates Trump (What Could Go Wrong?)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 24
4:20 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Mike Pence Had Classified Docs, Thorns Trainer and Assistant Coach Fired for Inappropriate Conduct
Suzette Smith
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Jan 23
4:11 PM
Good Afternoon, News: New Abortion Care Hotline, Housing Prices Drop (But Not Enough), and Investigation Into LA Shooting Continues
Abe Asher
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Jan 20
4:14 PM
Good Afternoon, News: City Hall's Toxic Workplace, Accused Coward Accused of Murder, and Supreme Court Detectives are the WORST Detectives
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 19
4:00 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Wildfire Funding, Measure 110's Unclear Success, and Updates on Monkeys (the Animal) and Seal (the Human)
Elinor Jones
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Jan 18
4:19 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Portland Parks Troubles, How to (Not) Fight Infectious Disease, and Why French Women Don't Die Young
Elinor Jones
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Jan 17
5:07 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Fort Stevens Sperm Whale to Decompose, Newberg's Political Symbols Policy Is "Gone," and George Santos Was Seated on TWO House Committees
Suzette Smith
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Jan 13
3:20 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Sam Adams Defends Hasty Exit, the Unwelcome Return of People for Portland, and Republicans Vote Against Women Showing Bare Skin
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 12
4:00 PM
Good Afternoon, News: More Measure 114 Drama, Transportation Director Escapes City Hall, and a New Special Counsel to Investigate Biden Just Dropped
Abe Asher
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Jan 11
4:40 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Sam Adams' Mysterious Departure, the Incredible Shrinking Oregon, and Biden Gives Squealing GOP More to Squeal About
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 10
4:44 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Sam Adams Will Resign, Living Room Theaters Strike Expected to End Tonight, and Biden's Classified Documents Are Weak Sauce
Suzette Smith
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Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 9
4:16 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Thorns Hire New Coach, Kotek Sworn In, and Fallout from Brazil Insurrection Attempt
Abe Asher
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Jan 6
4:07 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Iconic House Speaker Shenanigans 2023, Rose Quarter Redesign Puts Cars Over Pedestrian Safety, and Portland's Esports Bar for Vegan Gamers
Suzette Smith
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Jan 5
4:48 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Oregon is Number One (In Voting), the Thursday "Dog of the Day," and Republican Clown Car Continues Sloooooow Crash
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 4
4:16 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Republicans Hate McCarthy, "Cagey" Wheeler on Crutches, and Goodbye Sweet Alex! ❤️
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Jan 3
5:02 PM
Good Afternoon, News: FDA Allows Abortion Pills To Be Dispensed by Pharmacies, and Once More—but Not for Much Longer—Portland’s City Bureau Musical Chairs
Suzette Smith
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Dec 22
4:53 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Portland's Dangerous Chill, Honoring the Memory of Our Homeless Neighbors, and Holiday Traveling Just Turned Into a Freaking NIGHTMARE 💀
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 20
4:47 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Multnomah County Warming Shelters Open Tomorrow, Jo Ann Hardesty Talks PBOT, and a Decidedly Mid Earthquake Strikes 100 Miles South of Oregon
Suzette Smith
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Dec 19
4:02 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Grand Jury Clears Shooter Cop, a Snowy Friday Prediction, and Verrry Bad News for Trump, Musk, AND Weinstein! 😊
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 16
4:19 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Elon Musk Tries to Ban His Way Out of Hypocrisy Corner, Brittney Griner Wants to Return to WNBA, and the Multnomah County Time Capsule's Contents
Suzette Smith
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Dec 15
4:29 PM
Good Afternoon, News: County Rebuffs Mayor's Terrible Homeless Plan, Portland Street Response a Victim of Their Success, and Thousands of JFK Assassination Records Released
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 14
5:07 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Mayor Loves "Expert Advice"... from California, NWSL Releases Damning Report, and Deadly Storm Hits New Orleans
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 13
4:43 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Biden Signs Respect for Marriage Act, Oregon Gas Prices Down, and SBF Arrested in the Bahamas
Suzette Smith
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Dec 12
5:00 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Wheeler Courts Blood-Thirsty Biz Pals, a Massive Winter Storm, and Elon Musk Gets the "BOOs" He Deserves
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 9
3:49 PM
Good Afternoon, News: I-5 Bridge Project Now More Expensive, Trump Fails the Cornavirus Report, and Being "Awash in Illegal Marijuana" Sounds Nice
Suzette Smith
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Dec 8
4:46 PM
Good Afternoon. News: So Long, Shroom House, Black Portlanders' Lawsuit Against the City and Legacy, and Same-Sex Marriage Bill Passes Congress
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 7
4:17 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Gonzalez Goofs Up Again, AG Pushes Supreme Court to Overrule Harney Judge, and MORE Classified Docs Found in Trump Storage Unit
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 6
4:12 PM
Good Afternoon, News: The Georgia Runoff Ends Tonight, Judge Fight (!) Over Measure 114, and 17 Counts of Fraud for Trump Organization Entities
Suzette Smith
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Dec 5
4:49 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Oregon AG Asks for Measure 114 Delay, Ryan Staffer Resigns Over Homeless Criminalization, and Supreme Court Smiles Upon Homophobe
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Dec 2
4:16 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Takeoff Was an Innocent Bystander, Portland Resignation Tea, and Seal Facial Recognition
Suzette Smith
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Dec 1
4:54 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Merritt Paulson Half-Asses It, Gun Humpers Try to Torpedo Measure 114, and Trump Loses His "Special Master"
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 30
4:06 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Council Funds Plan That Will Create More Homelessness, Murder Rates Rise Following Mayor's Fixes, and RIP Christine McVie
Wm. Steven Humphrey
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Nov 29
4:46 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Senate Moves to Protect Same-Sex Marraige, Oath Keepers Found Guilty of Conspiracy, and Portland Ends Use of "Flash-Bang" Grenades
Suzette Smith
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Nov 28
3:53 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Nearly 1,700 Homeless Now Have Homes, Wheeler Still Wants Internment Camps, and Arizona Republicans Refuse to Certify Election
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 25
4:39 PM
Good Afternoon, New: Running Down the Measure 114 Clock, Nation Shocked (?) at Trump's Far Right Dinner Guests, and Twitter Quitters Seek Retreat
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 23
4:20 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Salt & Straw Threatens City, State Claims "No Impact" from I-5 Expansion, and Don't Pack Your Cat in Your Suitcase
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 22
5:01 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Mike Schmidt Lambasts Defense Attorney Shortage, Trump's Tax Returns Released, and Hewlett-Packard Plans Layoffs
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 21
5:01 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Brown Pardons Thousands for Pot Possession, Oregon Sheriffs Refuse to Do Their Job, and Club Q's Hero Was Hassled by Police... Because OF COURSE
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 18
5:01 PM
Good Afternoon, News: End of Imelda's Era, Afuri Doin' the Union Thing, and Blackouts Across Ukraine
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 17
3:58 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Council Plays Political Games with the Homeless, Renaming the Sauvie Island Bridge, and Au Revoir, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 16
4:56 PM
Good Afternoon, News: PBA Tried to Torpedo Charter Reform, Panicky Oregon Cowards Snatch Up All the Guns, and Republicans Gain Control of the House (Barely!)
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 15
5:00 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Russian Missile Hits Poland (NATO Is Considering Article 4), and the Portland Business Alliance Spent Big Against Charter Reform
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 14
3:55 PM
Good Afternoon, News: "Phase 2" of Charter Reform, Mayor Wheeler's Missing Texts, and the Trouble with Codifying Abortion Rights
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 11
4:43 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Texas Judge v. Student Debt Forgiveness, Wheeler's Plan to Fund the Portland Camps, and Get on the Gucci Bus
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 10
4:08 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Drazan Refuses to Concede, Gonzalez Shows Love to Patriot Prayer Member, and Alex Jones Fined AGAIN 😂
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 9
4:05 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Kotek and JVP Look Like Wins, Jo Ann Concedes, and When Do We Get Our New Portland Government?
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 8
4:40 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Everything's Coming Up Midterms, Twitter Could Break Tonight, and Clackamas County Adds Results Reporting
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 7
3:45 PM
Good Afternoon, News: What to Expect on Election Day, Another Mysterious Cop Shooting, and People are Being Very Mean to Elon Musk HA-HA-HA
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 4
4:20 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Fall Back Is Upon Us, Suspect Accused of Killing Sean Kealiher Denied Bail, and Biden Threatens Oil Companies with "Come to the Lord" Chat
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 3
4:58 PM
Good Afternoon, News: ACLU Threatens Wheeler's Homeless Plan, 800 Affordable Housing Units to Disappear, and Judge Assigns Monitor for Trump's Shady Finances
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 2
3:56 PM
Good Afternoon, News: The Homeless School Wheeler & Ryan on Homelessness, Atmospheric River Comin' Your Way, and Clarence Thomas Was Key to Overthrowing Election
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Nov 1
4:45 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Democratic Party Worries About Midterms, Lindsey Graham Is Not a "Super Citizen," and Snow Forecast LIES
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 31
5:12 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Mayor Sweeps Homeless for Pickleball Courts, a Portland Thorns Party Tomorrow, and Elon Musk's Twitter Failure
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 28
5:10 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Win for the Tenants, We're All Screaming About Elon Musk, and Misinformation Is Loving It
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 27
4:54 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Downtown Office Space Now Only $250 Per Month, Democrats vs. Gonzalez, and Wheeler/Ryan Get Yelled At for 8 Hours
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 26
4:57 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Public Claps Back at Wheeler's Homeless Plan, Why Charter Reform Will Work, and a Bad Day for Domestic Terrorists
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 25
4:37 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Biden Boosted, Surprise Measure 114 Detractors, and Yet Another Settlement for Portland Police Unreasonable Force
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 24
4:55 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Reason #3,456 to Say "NO" to Rene Gonzalez, Let's Comment on Wheeler's Terrible Homeless Plan, and Finally... Great News for Our Thorns! 🥀
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 21
4:31 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Trump Faces Jan 6 Subpoena, Elizabeth Warren Portland Ice Cream Dilemma, and Outer Space Looking So Fine
Suzette Smith
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Oct 20
3:28 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Our Endorsments Have Dropped (Vote Kotek & Hardesty), Non-English Speakers Miss Out on Smoke Alerts, and Moldering Lettuce Defeats Brit PM
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 19
4:48 PM
Good Afternoon, News: City Withholds Campaign $$ from Rule-Breaking Gonzalez, Council Approves Cleveland High School Speed Zone, and Judge Says Trump Knowingly Committed Fraud
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 18
4:59 PM
Good Afternoon, News: It's Smoky! Clark County Fire Marshalls Seek Mystery Subaru, and Environmental Groups Appeal Chemical Weapons Case
Suzette Smith
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 17
4:33 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Wheeler Might Vote Republican, Cops Blatantly Break Rules, and Timbers Lose Another Sponsor
Wm. Steven Humphrey
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 14
4:15 PM
Good Afternoon, News: Health Officials Urge COVID Boosters, US Declares Adderall Shortage, and Biden's Traffic Delays
Isabella Garcia
Good Afternoon, News!
Oct 13
4:46 PM
Good Afternoon, News: A Human Barricade on SE Powell, 82% Want
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