Everything as Fuck May 28, 2014 at 4:00 pm

Everything as Fuck

Seven... Minutes

Ian Karmel
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1
normal human emotion seems pale when faced with overwhelming injustice. good piece.
nick.nelson.589100 on May 28, 2014 at 1:56 PM Report this
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So much... Yes!
on May 28, 2014 at 2:41 PM Report this
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karmel as centric as always.

What would have been wrong with "boyfriend's hot tits" or "girlfriend's rad dick"?

Since you are a hammer to everything what we end up with here is a bag full of bent nails.

You know i am here to help.
i'mrightyourwrong on May 28, 2014 at 2:41 PM Report this
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im so glad you're back - i enjoy the fuck out of this column
Jared Richard on May 28, 2014 at 3:58 PM Report this
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i think i might love you (or it's PMS, but either way this column is awesome)
Dizzy on May 31, 2014 at 9:51 AM Report this

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