Everything as Fuck

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How long after you first smoked weed did you first get laid?

Todd Mecklem on September 10, 2014 at 4:00 PM

The law don't mean shit
If you got the right friends
That's how this county's run
Twinkies are the best friend I ever had
I fought the law and
I won

JRRTrollkien on September 10, 2014 at 10:04 PM

Well, whoop dee friggin doo.

Benjamin Brandenburg on September 11, 2014 at 1:36 AM

Welcome to narcotics anonymous, Ian. It's even less fun than Bigfoot kicking your door in and whipping your ass.

on September 11, 2014 at 7:27 AM

Beshlomo Puddingtits -

I really loved this week's column.

Shalom

theheatednail on September 11, 2014 at 8:59 AM

Bigfoot is totally in your closet waiting for you.

Graham on September 11, 2014 at 11:57 AM

Yeah, but you haven't lived until you've tried nutmeg tea, man.

on September 11, 2014 at 4:23 PM

You weren't in Maureen Dowd's hotel room by any chance, were you Ian?

http://www.nytimes.com/2014/06/04/opinion/…

eprophet on September 11, 2014 at 4:34 PM

I know the "sounds like a purity-ring-ass, Wrangler-jeans-ass, my-only-radio-preset-buttons-are-conservative-talk-radio-and-any-station-that-plays-Steve-Miller-Band-ass CHRISTIAN FATHER's stereotype of a pothead" stereotype of a pothead... Does yours live in hood river too...?
This was super funny

baileyy on September 11, 2014 at 9:03 PM