Good news, Orygun Gubernatorial candidate Mike Scheckla makes an encore appearance all season as the Blazers' mascot hippy. Now if he can only do for the State what he's done for the team.

Address all fan mail to:

https://twitter.com/mscheckla

Ian Karmel: Comedian, Writer, Manager of Expectations for the Blazers.
[Haters (c) gonna hate; even Quirks (tm) . Just No Friends of Mine and all that (JNFOM a subdivision of NIMBY, INC.): bring on the new season, Blazers!]

Seriously, I understand that Scheckla inherited a shitload and is trying to buy the team. He wants to recruit new players from third world countries and slash salaries. There will be new, tie-dye, uniforms, too.

Fuck the Blazers, all the way 'round...

The Blazers' have yet to own up to the party with jailbait in Utah, where they first became cursed.The Blazers' have yet to own up to the party with jailbait in Utah, where they first became cursed.The Blazers' have yet to own up to the party with jailbait in Utah, where they first became cursed. If the Merc had an ounce of journalistic tendency, they'd send Kaitlin Amber Preston to grill them about it in the locker room. In fact, send her to interview Mike Scheckla in Havvai'i.