Everything as Fuck

Fuck the Outdoors


My granddaddy says just stay out of the fenced areas and you will avoid the booby traps. Otherwise, there's lotz of feral plants, man.
I've made this comment before, but the Oregon outdoors have become just another brunch line, another reason people are moving here. It's all the same breed of yahoo's that have been taking over ski towns since the 90's. Bucket listers out there "doing it" for the water cooller bragging rights.