In 1991 five-year-old Conor Clapton, son of singer Eric Clapton, stumbled out a window, fell 53 floors, and died. D'oh!

A polecat is not a cat. It is a nocturnal European weasel. YEAH! Get it right, jerkoff!

According to the Kinsey Institute, the biggest erect penis on record measures 13 inches. But that's wrong, because I have a bigger penis than that. A lot bigger.