Dear guy who got his cow magnet stolen off his motorcycle -
Your an idiot. Even little kids know not to leave shit that can easily be taken lying around. Next time, take the magnet off when you leave you bike. Also, quit your bitching.
Near the hotsprings in Bath, England, is an archaeological site where people would throw rings or coins into the water along with a wish for the deity believed to inhabit the springs. (from around 2000 years ago.) Many of these wishes were for the death and/or dismemberment of people who had stolen things from them. I remember thinking that seemed so primitive and brutal. Nice to know things never change.
If I ever see a fuzzy cow magnet on a motorcycle gas tank, hell, any fuzzy magnet on a motorcycle gas tank, I'm stealin that shit just because you are such an asshole.
I've read the Mercury for years and I'm no prude. I fondly remember the days where it was suggested that your interns go take a nap in the rape room. Good fun!
But this was the most disgusting, disturbing, I, Anonymous ever. The "wounded seagull" is going to give me nightmares. The whiny bitch should be taken out back and shot like the dog he is. Have some standards.
You're the one throwing a dammed baby fit...maybe YOUR grandparents should get skull-fucked. I wish whiners like you would wake up missing legs. I wish YOUR motorcycle (and c'mon, we all know you ride a scooter, you liar) would have it's wheels stolen.
I am so sick of whiny-ass pieces of shits like you.
Let me guess: the letter writer is one of the douche bags who tricked out his bike with such added enhancements as a loud pipes and custom chrome, in addition to the furry cow magnet, so he could be the quasi-ironic bad ass riding around town. Consider this theft a small price you have to pay for being such a stereotypical asshat.
I thought this was hilarious, and made even more so by all the hypersensitive douches who missed the none-too-subtle irony of the overreaction, and are suggesting he or she needs therapy. I am not an only child, nor do I need anger management training, but I have been known to tell my husband that I hope he contracts lupus upon discovering that he's drunk the last of the OJ.
Your worthless hate speech has disturbed me for weeks. What an emotionally stunted vindictive little prick you seem to be. If this is how you handle the theft of a trinket you've got a miserable life ahead of you. Check your perspective fool! And Mercury, check your editors, what a waste of space.
Dear guy who got his cow magnet stolen off his motorcycle -
Your an idiot. Even little kids know not to leave shit that can easily be taken lying around. Next time, take the magnet off when you leave you bike. Also, quit your bitching.
But this was the most disgusting, disturbing, I, Anonymous ever. The "wounded seagull" is going to give me nightmares. The whiny bitch should be taken out back and shot like the dog he is. Have some standards.
To anger management class with you, post haste!
Grow the hell up.
I am so sick of whiny-ass pieces of shits like you.
Life happens. Get over it and grow the fuck up.
i love when this happens. probably too much
and if you don't want something stolen try locking it up....