I, Anonymous Oct 22, 2009 at 4:00 am

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Hey, at least you got your phone back.
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Once again it is demonstrated that no one should say that they -- or something associated with them -- have been "raped" unless they've actually been raped. Sorry, but someone else using the phone you lost as if it was their own is pretty small potatoes compared to sexual assault.
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put a password on your phone if you don't want your privacy invaded and backup your pictures. and please stop using rape so flippantly!!

also i don't know how a phone that can take pictures is only $20 unless you bought it used off of craigslist and it was originally someone else's stolen phone.
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phone rape FTW
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"A phone that can take pictures" ? And stop saying rape? Who are you people? When did they start delivering the Mercury to your nursing home?
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Next column: HOW DARE YOU RAPE I, ANONYMOUS COMMENT SECTION!
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rape rape rape rape rape rape rape rape pussified rape pussified rape pussified rape rape me rape me rape my ass rape you rape you rape your ass rape rape rape you are pussified rapists! rape my phone rape my phone rape rape rape. fucking pussies.
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you = looker
phone = gift horse's mouth
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They should have just kept your phone if that's your attitude. I know I certainly would have.
10
you really should go vegan.
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vegans and people who use the term rape too liberally are all a-holes.
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grape
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You lose all credibility and possible sympathy with the opener, darling. "I lost my phone,and in a panic told my mom." This implies vast amounts about you and automatically makes you a tool. Did you have to get off her couch and knock on her bedroom door? Jesus Christ on a cracker--YOU MUST OF BEEN TERRIFIED.And then to drive and wait in a vegan bakery parking lot while it's closed. I can only imagine it was a scene straight out of Irreversible.But the saddest part of the whole equation for me personally is that the delicate hippie girl who probably was mid-fuck (And prolly an adventure acrobatic fuck that made angels cry sweet tears of rosewater.)Had too stop the session a few hours too early to get you an emotional infant their twenty dollar phone back.In the olde days any phone left at any bar was sodomized with pictures of our boobies and ballsacks and strange placements of breadsticks until it just killed itself.And then became angelic tears made out of rosewater.
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Do you walk off and leave your vagina at the bar too?

Still fucked up shit she pulled tho, making you wait 40 whole minutes.
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I wouldn't say anyone who uses the return of a lost phone as an opportunity to promote a dietary philosophy that can be dangerous to humans [like the infant who died in FLA last year after being fed wheatgrass juice instead of some form of milk, and even under ideal conditions requires supplementation with manufactured B12] is capable of having "personal morals." I'd call the person who messed with a phone that didn't belong to him as a bully blowhard, with a touch of coward - leaving the message to be found later, not exactly the way brave, prinicpled people express their convictions.
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Wow.

1. Just be happy you got the damned thing back at all....you are one of the blessed few.

2. Every night, thank your lucky stars you have (obviously) never been raped.

3. Quit your whining and shut the frak up.

Thank you.
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Trish--that baby was just plain underfed and malnourished. The parents were just negligent assholes. Many kids are raised vegan in a completely healthy way. Cow's milk doesn't belong in a human's body, anyway. Also, America's "normal" eating habits can be far more detrimental to one's health.
Regardless, it was a lost phone for crying out loud. Of course it's going to be messed with. I'd just be grateful to get it back, especially without vulgar pictures...
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Whoa, you had to wait 40 whole minutes. Goddamn lazy kids nowadays. When I was your age, we had to wait, in the snow barefoot, for the pony express rider to bring our letter back so we could replace the stamp that the molasses was supposed to make stick good, but didn't. Then it was a 6 mile walk back through the woods at night just to get home. Then our dads would whup us good with a razor stroph.
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They didnt just rape your phone. They ass raped it.
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Hate to harp, but the use of the word rape should probably be reserved for moments when a person has taken away another persons choice with whom they have sex with. Inconvenienced sounds better and is actually appropriate for the situation. Using rape for such a trivial situation not only underminds the seriousness of rape, but really makes one look like a bit of an asshole. Just a thought.
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Come on, seriously? At least she returned your fucking phone.

I had my car stolen with everything important in it (phone, wallet, etc.), and some crackhead used (and answered) my phone, until I killed it a few hours later. I only WISH it was an airhead vegan who had violated it!
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Uh Reymont, I remember when cell phones cost a thousand bucks. And were huge. And I'm only in my mid-30s! Get some perspective.

Also, regardless of your age, it's an insult to people who have actually been raped to compare mere violations of social protocol to sexual violence. Again: perspective.
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To the simply minded leftist drones who respond to this; If the phone had been locked with a password the owner would never had gotten a call to get it back. The writer's use of the word "Raped" was correct, per Webster's Definition of rape: "(n)an act or instance of robbing or despoiling or carrying away a person by force."

Let's just all be glad she got her phone back and no Vegan made any undue gains in the process - God Bless Y'all!

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