I, Anonymous Jan 14, 2010 at 4:00 am

Bad Breath

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"And you know what ? What's up with guys leavin' the seat up? You ladies know what I'm talkin' abouuut!"
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Scraping the bottom of the barrel on this I, Anonymous - was this seriously the best submission for the week? Someone should write an I, Anonymous about how weak this one was - oh wait - maybe I just did...minus the anonymous part.

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well done rich
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i thought yoga was supposed to relax you.
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Oh relax-Yoga is partially about relaxing. At least you are not at a commercial gym in a locker room with a bunch of dudes who walk around nekikd WAY longer than they need too, esp the old ghey creepy ones. Stop shooting creepy sideways glances at me. I don't care what perverse little thoughts are running through your mind, just quit creeping me out, ok? [COMMENT EDITED: UNNECESSARILY AGGRESSIVE LANGUAGE/OFF TOPIC.]
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F-
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HAAAAA, HAAAAAA!!!! this is the funniest one eva!!! because it's totes true.
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The I, Anonymous is great. The comments are what suck (I just love male insecurity). And about the locker room comment: Women are marginalized in ways you can't even imagine. So you don't like the homo-erotic banter in the locker-room? I hear a tiny violin in the background playing "My Heart (doesn't) Bleed for Thee".
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please stop saying "passive aggressive".
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I've seen some nasty shit in Bikram. The worst was the dude next to me whose skin appeared to be literally peeling off his feet and legs. Oh - and then I got a nasty case of pink eye after borrowing a mat (first and last in my entire life, and don't ever borrow a mat in yoga, EVER).

I'd take the razor-hipped, ponytailed, obnoxious exhalers WAY before some sort of infectious disease.
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I do this voluntary thing and it totally sucks. Every time I go there voluntarily, I just think "this sucks so bad." I'd rather be anywhere else but there with those horrible people.

If only I coulf figure out some sort of solution that would somehow make it so I didn't have to voluntarily go to this sucky place....
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Nice assumptions Kapow. Ps I need neither your sarcasm or observations. Nice "male insecurity" blast.......how would you know pray tell?
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This is stupid, if you don't like Yoga class buy the video and do it in the comfort of your home where no one can bother you.
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[COMMENT DELETED: OFF TOPIC.]
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This is not an issue-let's look at a real issue: TriMet Ticket Nazi's
The ticket inspectors on the max have become more like mini Nazi's that are out to make my already bleak bus ride to work even more miserable than the crazy's ever could. Every morning there they are. Right before Lloyd Center and right after PGE Park. I see you little ticket cops twice in the morning and once at night and each time I want to trip you as you walk down the aisles. Every time they get on, they yell, "Get out your tickets," reminding me of "Bring out yer dead!" and then thoroughly inspect each and every ticket ready to bust a nut at the sight of an opportunity to write some poor soul a $175 dollar ticket just for trying to get to and from work. I have seen two people get "busted" one woman had five all day tickets and just couldn't find the correct ticket that she had purchased in her purse. The ticket checker harassed her while righting the ticket for two more stops until she finally found it and proudly waved it in front of his smug face. If he had just written the ticket and moved on he might have filled his quota for the day. But instead he chose to make statements like, "If you don't pay it's just like stealing." and "Everyone else has to pay, why shouldn't you?" Well guess what, I feel like my right to ride a ride that I payed for without being bullied is being stolen. And the most unbearable comment so far has been, "You know you have to pay $2.30-not $2.00. Come on, can't you reach in your piggy bank for 30 more cents?" Well copper, maybe not. Remember the employment rate is down and every cent counts. After a regular work week 30 cents equals $1.50 and after a work month it equals $6 and after year it equals $72. Times that by twice a day and you are spending an extra $144 just to go to a job that you don't really want to travel that far to in the first place. And can't you cops have a little bit of compassion? It seems as the economy crisis rises Trimet's service plummets. Perhaps if they handed out sweaters with star patches on them to all of those who don't have enough money to pay for a ride then they could just segregate them to the back of the bus and the rest of us could ride in peace.
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TriMet Ticket Nazi's:
The ticket inspectors on the max have become more like mini Nazi's that are out to make my already bleak bus ride to work even more miserable than the crazy's ever could. Every morning there they are. Right before Lloyd Center and right after PGE Park. I see you little ticket cops twice in the morning and once at night and each time I want to trip you as you walk down the aisles. Every time they get on, they yell, "Get out your tickets," reminding me of "Bring out yer dead!" and then thoroughly inspect each and every ticket ready to bust a nut at the sight of an opportunity to write some poor soul a $175 dollar ticket just for trying to get to and from work. I have seen two people get "busted" one woman had five all day tickets and just couldn't find the correct ticket that she had purchased in her purse. The ticket checker harassed her while righting the ticket for two more stops until she finally found it and proudly waved it in front of his smug face. If he had just written the ticket and moved on he might have filled his quota for the day. But instead he chose to make statements like, "If you don't pay it's just like stealing." and "Everyone else has to pay, why shouldn't you?" Well guess what, I feel like my right to ride a ride that I payed for without being bullied is being stolen. And the most unbearable comment so far has been, "You know you have to pay $2.30-not $2.00. Come on, can't you reach in your piggy bank for 30 more cents?" Well copper, maybe not. Remember the employment rate is down and every cent counts. After a regular work week 30 cents equals $1.50 and after a work month it equals $6 and after year it equals $72. Times that by twice a day and you are spending an extra $144 just to go to a job that you don't really want to travel that far to in the first place. And can't you cops have a little bit of compassion? It seems as the economy crisis rises Trimet's service plummets. Perhaps if they handed out sweaters with star patches on them to all of those who don't have enough money to pay for a ride then they could just segregate them to the back of the bus and the rest of us could ride in peace.
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sorry about the multiple post guys, I was trying to edit after preview and it posted each time I edited. Sorry :(

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