Hahahaha - serious COLON BLOW. Good payback. Good ridance. Good for you!!!

More revenge porn! Perhaps you should change the name of the column....

fake, and boring.

I'm glad my Dad ate at your house.

Father's Day is in June. Is this the most interesting lie this person could come up with about the past nine months? I haven't thought about the ol' laxative prank since hearing people joke about it in elementary school.
I've started checking out the Seattle Stranger's I Anonymous column. Why is theirs almost always more interesting, lately at least?

What do you resort to when direct confrontation doesn't work? Probably this.

@geyser, The Stranger has been a local Seattle rag for over 20 years and it's readership is HUGE and more diverse than The Mercury because of that longevity. I Anonymous in The Stranger ebbs and flows with excitement and suckiness as well. It's just the nature of the beast.

The Mercury is The Stranger, with training wheels.

I think this is another fake one by last week's Anonymous.

Showstopper, you complain that everyone in this column have a story of "anonymous revenge" WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS COLUMN IS CALLED?? It's entire purpose is to relieve the guilt from doing nasty things and never telling, and to entertain all of us cynical voyeurs.

Don't bitch when your mailman brings you mail.

@ zombiesai
Well, it's not called "Anonymous Revenge." It's for any number of possible things to be said anonymously, not just bragging about supposedly having gotten away with something involving shitting, pissing, ball sweat, etc. Reading back through the archived ones, it's clearly not a revenge-confession column. And it's not just about what you want it to be about.
What I'm saying is that it's gotten monotonous, and it makes it appear like people reading it in Portland don't have any real insight into what's going on around them. Many of the ones over at the Stranger are lame and/or fake-sounding too, but compared the ones here lately they seem to deal more with actual people's lives, often leading to extended debates, counter-rants, etc. in the comments section. It's more interesting to read than something where we're just supposed to say "Hahaha, nice one!" every time.
Anyway, I've made my point here a few different times so I won't keep harping on it.

If you don't like what you read here, stop reading or write something better!!! Don't just bitch about it.

I have written submissions in the past. I like a lot of what I read here, just not everything. I'm entitled to say what I said, so stop trying to shut people up with this "bitching" of your own. Some people find the points I made interesting, or they wouldn't have been published in the letters column.
You know, the tradition of newspaper readers writing in with criticisms of articles and regular columns is part of how periodicals have worked for a long time. This notion is ludicrous that people shouldn't engage with what they're reading and should "stop reading" if they have and ideas or criticisms of their own. Not everything in the comments sections is going to be positive. If this bothers you, and you can't handle reading criticisms you may not agree with, then take the same advice you're giving me and don't read them.

I'm not really interested in what this or that anonymous person labels as bitching; its subjective. The funny thing is that I said I'd made my point and was going to let it drop, but as long as people bitch about my having bitched (again, note the hypocrisy) here and on the letters page, I'll reply and debate their misguided and belligerent assertions toward me. But let's let it drop, please, this is trivial and stupid.

Yeah, Im sure that happened