I, Anonymous Jun 3, 2010 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

LOTS OF LEVERAGE

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...that last sentence was awesome.
cheetoface on June 2, 2010 at 8:06 PM Report this
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That's karma. You watch tv your whole life and now you're a fat lazy fuck. So a tv show comes to town and makes you have to walk a few extra blocks, taxing your obese arteries and releasing century old clogged dorito dust into your brain and making you angry. Very angry. At tv. Circle of life, baby.
on June 2, 2010 at 9:17 PM Report this
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cry. cry. cry. my sense of entitlement to a parking spot outweighs your sense of entitlement. i want more confessions and less affluent whining from i, anon. or at least whining about real problems like if your ambulance was delayed due to filming of leverage. this column has such potential. oh well, at least these crappy i, anon.s give me something stupid to complain about.

@snickerdoodle: nice catch.
sueno on June 2, 2010 at 10:20 PM Report this
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Dude, what are you talking about? I never heard of "leverage".
DamosA on June 3, 2010 at 8:01 AM Report this
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I know IA is about trivial stuff, but this is downright whiney. changing your parking routine is part of life. Take the maxx or park somewhere else and walk a few blocks.
spartacus on June 3, 2010 at 9:37 AM Report this
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Screw you, I'm in a great position to be an extra on the show, and while that probably won't amount to much it's at least a bone and the show brings work and revenue to Portland. Now walk your candy ass to work, missy and turn that frown upside down.
on June 3, 2010 at 9:54 AM Report this
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whatever. i've had to deal with the producer before. she's a raving L.A. banshee who does not make life easy for any of the hapless civilians who get in the path of her crappy show, and i'm not the only one who thinks so.
Andrea Damewood on June 3, 2010 at 4:53 PM Mercury Staff
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I would love to read an IA wherein the ranter is able to express and rage without saying "fuck" repeatedly. The IQ of Portland is appropriately displayed in IA.
Evy on June 3, 2010 at 5:54 PM Report this
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Stop being so pretentious.... get an effing sense of humor people. It's FUNNY!
Danyelli on June 3, 2010 at 6:07 PM Report this
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Portland has a fabulous public transportation system that I recommend you frequent on your dalliances into the downtown area.
velveetahead on June 3, 2010 at 7:24 PM Report this
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Yeah, Evy, fuck you. You take away swear words and there goes half my vocabulary, now I just sound stupid.
on June 3, 2010 at 9:52 PM Report this
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waaah. try moving to a major city. experience the joy of searching for parking for over an hour, and then, having to walk 20 blocks because you found a spot that is going to cost you $8/hour.
BokChoy on June 4, 2010 at 2:14 AM Report this
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IA without swearing is like "Leverage" without mediocrity.
eggsonmyface on June 4, 2010 at 3:15 PM Report this
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@ snickerdoodle - ride the bus and read a book - you might pick up a few new words for your limited vocabulary by accident. IA = low IQ. Hipster doofus.
Evy on June 6, 2010 at 11:58 AM Report this
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Back @ Evy. People who dislike IA, read it anyway, and then comment on how beneath their intelligence it is = miserable fuck. I'd rather be unintelligent than unhappy. Try donating your intelligence to a cause that would appreciate your altruism...like training unruly killer whales at Seaworld.

The bus is for cripples and tweakers, I ride the max.
on June 6, 2010 at 6:47 PM Report this
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You are all idiots.... really, all of you are fucking pretentious ignoramuses. Except snickerdoodle, taking the max is definitely the smart way to go.
on June 6, 2010 at 6:58 PM Report this
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Why don't you start a petition to get rid of all movies and TV shows? That way there will never be any film crews to take your precious parking spot. What do you do for a living? Can I bitch about how unnecessary your job is? You're in my goddamn parking spot, after all.
on June 7, 2010 at 9:31 PM Report this
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When "art" is being produced, then nothing must be allowed to stand in the way.
PDXkane on June 8, 2010 at 7:36 PM Report this
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The TV show "Leverage" gives people jobs. I don't care if they fill your parking place with horse dung and film it rotting-as long as they hired Oregonians to shovel it.
ailbhe on August 20, 2010 at 6:28 AM Report this

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