I, Anonymous Aug 26, 2010 at 4:00 am

Farm Harm

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I don't know, kind of tough to fuck with this one..
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Thank you anonymous. While I puke on my lap everytime I see some dumb bitch from Tigard driving her kids to church in her behemoth vehicle, I completely agree with you.
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Shut your subsidized bitch ass up. When you stop taking government subsidies (money from taxpayers, ie, me) and stand on your own two feet as a competent and competitive businessman/woman, then you've earned your right to self righteous indignation. Until then...suck it up, cuz all those people driving and riding around don't give a fuck about your truck's hurt pussy.

Fuck farmers. No sympathy for a self professed "noble" profession that simultaneously sucks up gravy and cries about how hard they work.
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Draw. Snickerdoodle finally got the standoff. But it wasnt easy...
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Any real reason to admit this anonymously? Sounds like the bully-pulpiteers of T-party have a new 'plumber.'
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fuck you redneck anonymous
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Whatever Snickerdoodle and company I'm sure you all eat food ... so blow.
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Snikerdoodle is an effin' douche. Drive your truck. Screw the crybabies.
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Snickerdoodle, you are a complete moron.
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Dude, just be thankful you get an exemption from the low-carbon fuel standard. Snickerdoodle about covers the rest, but I have a feeling that the fist-shaking and scowling is probably a result of you driving like a jerk.
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It's not your driving their mad at, it's your bumper stickers that espouse Calvin engaging in various water sports. Also the one that reads, "my other ride is your mom."
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@ Colonel Panic, yeah I had to dig deep and plumb the depths of my inner hater for that one.

To the rest of you hater haters... I don't actually hate farmers that much, but I do hate you for sucking the sweat off my balls. Seriously, i don't like that. Its gross...for both of us.
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Now, now...don't you know those Prius drivers have energy-efficient fairies fly their produce/commodities in from Never-neverland where no one is impacted by anything? Of COURSE they are going to be mad at you "real-world" workers. How dare you use transportation that actually transports things and not just people?! For shame! Those Prius owners paid good money to buy that added feature (self-rightious indignation). Can't we all just get along? Or at least just STFU and drive?
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Snickerdoodle must only eat weeds and insects. Lots of hunting up here in the city huh? Maybe you can pick up enough roadkill cats and dumpster surplus to feed yourself, but maybe most people still (shockingly) rely on farms. And, shockingly, pay for their food fairly one way or another, whether indirectly through subsidies (taxes), or directly through higher priced farmers markets, enough land to grow their own food, or a magical combination of both. Nothing is free, Snickerdoodle, even indignation.
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Oh poor, poor truck driver / Your self-pity wrought from Palin Springs / You work so hard / You hate the schooled and their knowledge / You will destroy our country
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Yeah, fuck farmers! Fuck my vegetables. Fuck my fruit smoothie. Fuck my eggs, milk, cheese, and butter. Fuck my fucking tofu dogs. Fuck my soy milk and fuck everything else I put in my asshole face.

I hate people who grow shit.
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SUSTAINAHILLBILLY! Fuck the pompous pissed off Prius bitch and the "Fuck Farmers" poster child who are colorblind to JOHN DEERE GREEN.

Re Prius: What the fuck does she think the gas she pumps into her little Hybrid is delivered by.... a truck!! I am sure she doesn't grow all the organic produce she feeds her homeschooled little upscale inbreeds. Guess what..trucks carry the illigal aliens into the fields to get the produce which is then TRUCKED to the store. I'll never call the " How am I driving " if I see a truck run her off the road.

This is to the "Fuck Farmers" poster child. You dickhead business prick, as far as subsidies go.... I bet you write off the pretty penny paid to your beancounter to cook your books in order to fuck the gov't out of taxes you should acutally pay....I see this as kind of a sleezebag subsidy. It thrills me to see some of our tax dollars go to people who actually work.

I hope someday that the tax exemptions given to self rightous hybrid hags and bookbending business bastards get shifted over to farmers. By the way....I haven't seen too many a Prius out there on work crews building the roads we drive on.

Yee haw. Keep on truckin'!!!!!!
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I'm on the fence on this one, but leaning more towards the farmer, because I know the source of my food and how it gets there(plus i used to be a big rig driver, so I know the trucking companies that transport all these hipster's and yuppie's milk, eggs, meat, bread, clothes,etc). It's unfortunate we can't get along better in a small encounter like Anon poetically posted here, but, in my opinion, this sounds like geographical class warfare.....the rural vs the urban. It goes back many decades.

It doesn't matter the size of the farm, because I would guess about 98% of all farms big and small, use a gas burning vehicle to transport produce to the marketplace, with the remaining 2% being your local neighborhood grower or you growing your own food(which will become necessary sooner than we think) using biofuel vehicles or bikes to transport to the marketplace.

But for the sake of comedy, Snickerdoodle cracked me the hell up!

And those rear window stickers of Calvin pissing on a Chevy or a Ford emblem is seriously childish, even though I see them on cars too. Nice to see farmers read PM too (if they really are farmers).
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Do any of you dumb fucks know how few crops actually get government subsidies? Here, I'll list them for you: Feed grains (mostly corn), Upland Cotton, Wheat, Rice, Soybeans, Dairy, Peanuts, Sugar, Tobacco, Wool and Vegetable Oil products. So, if this is all you eat, yeah, fuck farmers and their government subsidies - if you really wanted to stand behind your words you'd put down your tofu burger or your meat substitute veggie burger on a wheat bun, stop eating rice bowls, drinking soy milk and put out your hipster ass cigarettes.

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