I, Anonymous Oct 7, 2010 at 4:00 am

Finishing the Job

Kalah Allen

Comments

1
But, but, who doesn't like handjobs?

Handjobs for the Homeless!
2
They are part of the new movie being filmed in the Pearl (necklace)...it's called The Sperminator.
3
Hey Anon, in Portland it's totally uncool to even suggest to another person that they don't do exactly what they want to do wherever and whenever they want to do it!

Why don't you just move to Hillsboro!!!1!1!!
4
I'll have you know, Anon, that I myself almost wrote an "I, Anonymous" to all you creepy perverts, you loathsome, vile voyeurs in The Pearl who secretly watch me on the park bench with my clients, touching yourselves in time with the bobbing glint of my promise ring! The economy sucks right now and my boyfriend and I need the money - we're saving up to go to Jesus Camp! Besides, everyone knows that handjobs don't count (that's one of the first things my youth pastor taught me)! So where’s the harm? The next time you're sitting out on your little Pearl condo balcony with your soy latte, Anon, reading your little New Yorker, doing your whole faux-intellectual shtick, try keeping your eyes off of me and my business. People like you make me sick!
5
I get off on people watching me get handjobs in public. When the police came I erupted all over that jacket---no drycleaning service will touch it now. Anon, thank you for making this public HJ incident the ultimate thrill of my life!
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I guess you called the cops because we were those deviant heterosexuals instead of the normal guys on that bench. I'll talk to your wife about discretion and try to remember to bring a bigger coat next time.
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Really? You call the cops over some stupid-ass penny-anny bullshit like this, really? Dude, what a serious tool you must be! What was that OTHER pressing emergency in your miserable life forwhich you found calling the cops was needed - guy pissing on tree?

Now yeah, granted, there ARE certainly better places to get your jimmy waxed. Obviously, there's a lack of discretion on their part. But over-all, public handjob is small shit, bro. Small shit. At the very least you could've simply lightened the fuck up & enjoyed the show. But oh no, YOU had to get all 'Mr. Wilson' 'n shit. I feel that fanatical 911 callers are FAAAR more of a threat to society than this little bitch-ass bullshit you thought was soo alarming. And you'd think after various cop shootings/murders in recent years, folks in this town would know better by now!

And why are you addressing this pissy little letter at the GUY? Apparently, there was a lady there too - isn't SHE just as responsible? TWO to tango? So in addition to other things, your letter is sexist too.

One last thing - just what the Hell kinda "business" were you trying to do in a public park in dt, anyways?
8
Pop goes the weasel !!!
9
So what your saying is that this type of behaviour is wrong in certain sections of town? Places like the PEARL? I must be out of the loop.ah ah ah

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