I, Anonymous May 19, 2011 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Bye Bye Boner

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1
And not even polite enough to finish you off, too. How rude! Mister, i suggest you take your business elsewhere.
DamosA on May 18, 2011 at 6:21 PM Report this
2
And no reach around? I hope you didn't tip.
Graham on May 18, 2011 at 9:01 PM Report this
3
I,A or Penthouse Letters?
frankieb on May 19, 2011 at 9:18 AM Report this
4
The massage therapist walked out because he also had an erection and was embarrassed.
Truth.set.u.free on May 19, 2011 at 1:39 PM Report this
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Oh, puhleeze! A good massage gives you a boner? Since when? A good massage relaxes you and the last thing you're gonna get is a boner - unless you're popping one cuz you're massaging some hot dude or chick, depending upon your preference.
Mick Finn on May 19, 2011 at 4:39 PM Report this
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Mmm... I like girls and have gotten a massage by attractive female massage therapists before. I was quite relaxed and enjoyed the massage... but Mr. Willy didn't try making a grand appearance.

I'm thinking the author here was into things with the therapist more than he'd like to admit... my $.02
Kerry on May 19, 2011 at 4:56 PM Report this
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As a former massage therapist, it happens, and really when neither party is being inappropriate, it's no big deal. Although I myself would have ended the massage as well once that happened. Even if I KNEW beyond any doubt it wasnt conscious I still would have felt uncomfortable, especially if I were male.
on May 19, 2011 at 10:34 PM Report this
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You women just don't know how good you have it. All YOU have to worry about are embarrassingly erect nipples. Us guys have way more of a burdon to bare. Sometimes, the damned thing seems to have a mind of it's own.
DamosA on May 20, 2011 at 1:23 AM Report this
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PROTIP: "Burden to bear." Enjoy your weekend.
on May 20, 2011 at 10:47 AM Report this
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Is Wm. writing these now?
Demondog on May 23, 2011 at 12:15 PM Report this
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You got a boner during a massage and the guy left. Wouldnt it have been more awkward if he had stayed?
SmutLust on May 23, 2011 at 8:54 PM Report this
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You should have asked if you could put it in his butt...
happygal on May 25, 2011 at 7:40 AM Report this
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Hahaha! Thats what I was thinking happygal.
sickout-sticker on May 29, 2011 at 11:13 AM Report this
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#11, actually, it would've been MOST awkward if he'd come back with a camcorder or his cel.
AlaskanNow on June 16, 2011 at 2:37 PM Report this

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