I, Anonymous May 26, 2011 at 4:00 am

I, Anonymous

Front Seat Franny

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Creepy....
Truth.set.u.free on May 26, 2011 at 6:54 AM Report this
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Really, really creepy.
Ovidius on May 26, 2011 at 7:58 AM Report this
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Immensely creepy. Like, the creepiest of creepy.
on May 26, 2011 at 8:17 AM Report this
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And more in line with the original mission of this column. I give it an A.
on May 26, 2011 at 9:35 AM Report this
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Oh come on, you guys. Who among us HASN'T done this?
Reymont on May 26, 2011 at 11:03 AM Report this
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Creepy in the very best way! More IA like this, no more stupid rants.
Demondog on May 26, 2011 at 11:07 AM Report this
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True, Reymont. We can all deny it, but the rap sheets and restraining orders tell a different story.
Ovidius on May 26, 2011 at 11:09 AM Report this
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Haha! Awesome.
El Dulce on May 26, 2011 at 12:00 PM Report this
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Aw, that's so sweet. Who wouldn't be flattered by being someone's secret masturbatory fantasy? At least she wasn't a guy, so there wasn't any um... evidence left behind.
bootness on May 26, 2011 at 2:34 PM Report this
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLPZmPaHme0

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzjUjNPYzLg


Spindles on May 26, 2011 at 8:02 PM Report this
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"Aw, that's so sweet. Who wouldn't be flattered by being someone's secret masturbatory fantasy? At least she wasn't a guy, so there wasn't any um... evidence left behind."

What are you talking about?! The poor guy's been probably wondering how those disgusting HUMAN-SIZED slug/slime trails keep appearing on his upholstery, YUCK! Plus, this is a major sanitation issue. And what if she has a venereal disease? Either have the balls to ask the guy out already, or stay the fuck out of his car!
DamosA on May 26, 2011 at 11:51 PM Report this
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yet another reason to keep my car door locked.

(now I'm wondering if that really is bird poop on the window)
Erika on May 27, 2011 at 12:23 AM Report this
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I like this. It's kinky and fun. I may have to try this. However, I would do it a little different. I will take pictures and send them to him while doing what I do. Maybe he will like it and come out to join me or tell me to get out of his car. What could it hurt...
happygal on May 27, 2011 at 6:43 AM Report this
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"I like this. It's kinky and fun. I may have to try this. However, I would do it a little different. I will take pictures and send them to him while doing what I do. Maybe he will like it and come out to join me or tell me to get out of his car. What could it hurt... "

You could risk him reporting you to the cops, with the photos you've sunt him.
DamosA on May 27, 2011 at 10:26 AM Report this
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2 Parts Disturbing
2 Parts Funny
1 part kinky
1 part naughty
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= I anonymous! that's entertaining!
Kerry on May 27, 2011 at 11:24 AM Report this
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Itsa dried up puss print..In an El Cumino right? Im sure hes doing hi-fives in the front yard face down on his bench seat. Damosa needs to take his medicine..
Britney Spears on May 27, 2011 at 5:04 PM Report this
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I'm pretty sure this is how the plague got started.
DamosA on May 27, 2011 at 6:22 PM Report this
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"At least she wasn't a guy, so there wasn't any um... evidence left behind."

Oh yeah, says who? Someone needs to familiarize themselves with the term 'squirter'.
lyle on May 27, 2011 at 6:50 PM Report this
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Hell, some women are gushers!
DamosA on May 28, 2011 at 1:07 AM Report this
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So that's where that pair of XXL K-Mart panties With Deluxe Support Panel And Oh-So-Fresh Insert came from.
Ron on May 29, 2011 at 9:14 AM Report this
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Franny's probably too young to remember when car prowlers used to wind up shot.
Billy Liar on May 29, 2011 at 5:12 PM Report this
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Wasn't this on "COPS" last week?
AlaskanNow on May 30, 2011 at 3:46 PM Report this
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Extreme creepiness.
KKStJohn on October 9, 2012 at 11:13 AM Report this
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I used to take the back seat out of my parent's van and use it as my personal spank studio. I don't see any problem with this. I, too, was almost caught by my father a few times. almost.
UnicornSomersault on October 12, 2012 at 9:44 AM Report this

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