Wear shoes when you make your next trip to the dumpster, moron. The world is a dangerous place; always has been and always will be. Protecting yourself from the detritus of inconsiderate junkies in Southeast Portland (by wearing shoes to the dumpster) is one of the easier things you can do to keep yourself safe. Inconvenient? Perhaps for some. Easy? I like to think so...hell, you don't even have to tie the darn things if you don't want to (just try not to trip over the laces if you don't - those things can be tricky). Best of luck in all of your future garbage-taking-out endeavors.
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Fucking idiot.
Except NW which is pretty much all posh. Yet at the same time, total shit.