You are BOTH typical, passive/aggressive, immature, Portlandian cry babies.

Here's an idea for you. Instead of destroying this persons property [which, for some reason you seem jealous of]. How about you go and have an adult conversation? A conversation in which you politely ask them to please park in their own driveway OR in front of their own place.

Now, how hard would that be?

I swear Portlandians are so full of hate, well at least YOU are.

If the car is parked on the street, than the problem is entirely yours, you passive aggressive twat! It's open for everyone, including your neighbors, fellow Portlanders, even you and me.
And, who cares which direction people are parked in?
Why don't you park in your own driveway and find something real to bitch about? If maybe, you don't have your own driveway and this is all do to an amateur scene of jealousy, then you should use "hipster Craigslist" to find yourself a better place hopefully far away from Portland. Try Seattle, it might suit you.

I agree with the above comments. You're a wad.

Wow, if you haven't yet figured out that in Portland, cars can and will be parked ass backwards and every which way, move the fuck out of here.

More of that stellar passive/aggro that Portland is world famous for.

I fucking swear, I sometimes wonder if ANYONE in the town has any balls!