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My advice is, screw the jeans at the mall. Jeans are boring anyway. Learn how to sew, get a nice sewing machine, and make yourself some rocking clothes that were designed to fit your unique body. You could even sew some jeans if you want. Get a beadazzler, and you have Forever 21 beat! Or, you could find a nice seamstress. Clothes should be made to fit you... you should not have to torture yourself to fit clothes. How backwards is that?
blue jeans, you really make my ass look big, blue jeans you really get me to the church on time.
im commenting about something here we all care about. The look that you want is more important than the look you achieve. If you give a monkey a mirror at the zoo will he really come out of his shell? The girl is 5 feet 9! thats in centimeters not inches i really believe lol. If she wants to be the best looking woman on the street its all about flaunting it and yes maybe getting a sewing machine. Not that anybody uses those anymore, if you sew you are probably amish and those people dont wear clothes they wear customized potato sacks. They are the ultimate portland hipsters i believe. That about sums it up now if we can move on to the next iAnonymous about the guy that trained his crows to shat upon his neighbors BMW we will become quite animated. Stephen Humphrey told me he tried to interview that iAnonymous but the police intervened and cited the man for violent passive agressiveness third degree. If that was me i would have wrote a blog about it and then self published. The biggest factor in success these days isnt how your jeans fit but rather it is about how well your self aggrandizement fits the nature of the media outlet you are abusing. You with me? The other thing Stephen Humphrey told me is that Chaz Bono and a pack of dwarves came to the mercury office last week just to say hi. Everybody cool is moving to portland isnt it cool?