Quadra? As in he's a bajillionaire in all 4 limbs?
Getting laid is never a sure thing for anybody making words up isnt going to stir any taints for you either friend.
Try pretending you are their friend then catch them in a weak moment. It really works.

Vaginal access? Must be a man's right. Huh. Or maybe the vast majority of vaginas are attached to women who'll be assaulted in one form or another over a lifetime. Which creates cynical, gun toting, mace carrying, ass kicking chicks who only want bullshit-free phallus. Beautiful, intelligent, sophisticated, multiorgasmic women are too busy to put up with the dysfunctional man crap. Want vag? Stop being a dick

Vaginal access? Must be a man's right. Huh. Maybe the vast majority of vaginas belong to women who will be assaulted in one way or another over the course of a lifetime. Which explains the cynicism and placing a priority on self-protection rather than your penile needs. Intelligent, sophisticated, beautiful, multiorgasmic women want uncomplicated phallus, not dysfunctional man crap. Want vag? Stop being a dick

This idiot is not getting pussy any time soon. I call a pussy-blockade!