Word! I wash my hands BEFORE I touch my penis.
My dick is a shining pillar of cleanliness.
The rest of the world? Not so much.

Isn't piss supposed to be sterile? I think all this hand washing stems from Christian upbringing and the shame that they associate with touching private parts.

ah- i am the same way with my lady parts- i know she is way cleaner than a public bathroom! I use my shirt to open and close bathroom doors, a paper toel to turn on the faucet, I always hover- usually sink areas are gross and unkept anyways. Yuk.

I am not anonymous my name is MIKE NEESON, and I think you are all total pussies.
This section of the Mercury would be much more entertaining if people would just grow a set, and let the person whom has offended them HAVE IT. Tell them your real name and where you live and settle the problem face to face.