I, Anonymous Jun 4, 2014 at 4:00 pm

The Tale of Cloney McBeardo

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This happens a lot! People don't know how to fucking act.
2
I'm glad to see I'm not the only person who doesn't put up with this shit. I had a similar experience recently and the offender said "relax, what's your hurry". What's MY hurry? she's the one in so much of a hurry that she acts like she's the queen of England or something. jeez. In the words of the great George Costanza "WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY!".
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It was incorrect for the person to proclaim that there are no lines in Portland, because that's just ridiculous. This is the only city I've been in where people DO wait in line for a drink. I think people just really like waiting in lines here. Whether its for a drink, for brunch, or for a donut.

But, while you're all queuing up in a cute little line at the bar, I'm gonna go take that empty spot down a ways and probably order ahead of you. It's a bar, that whole long counter is designed for multiple people to hang out, drink, and order drinks. Its been happening that way for many many years.
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Ask almost any bartender and they will tell you they fucking HATE it when people line up. They can take two or three orders at once but when you're lined up chatting with your friends or swiping right on anything with a pulse on Tinder you make it miserable for everyone. Fuck you, line formers. Belly up like you've been there before.
5
Some adult children were never taught how to behave in proper society.
6
must not have heard the term "ladies first"

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