This one sucks.

Love it! Yoga's okay, but fuck outdoor sports and all that gear.

All these stupid Portland daters. If you don't want to be in a god damned relationship, just don't be in one. That's respectable. What's not respectable is making a million Seinfeldian excuses why you wouldn't like someone in the future, which isn't even a real time or place. Deal breaker is someone who approaches unimportant differences or even differences that could create an opportunity of personal growth (OMG commitment phobes - personal growth??? Gross, right?) as deal breakers.

someone's got issues.

...because god forbid we have separate interests in a relationship.

It's funny because you're trying to come off as superior and aloof, but instead you come off as a dateless loser who watches Netflix alone with a Cheetos-infused drool stain on their shirt.

I don't do yoga. I also date a yoga instructor. There have been exactly zero problems with this discrepancy since we've begun dating (it's been a year). I think Anon is the problem, not the yoga.