You see me every day at work. What you don't know, however, is that I have a secret desire to be anything but the dutiful secretary. I am the employee who wants to get laid at the office; in the conference rooms, on the boss's desk, in the kitchen, and yes--even in the bathroom. I fantasize about sneaking into the end stall with you. The adrenaline of doing something that is strictly forbidden in the world of corporate America spices up an already heated affair. I go down, and swallow every last little bit of evidence. I am the naughty woman behind the desk. Indeed, I will bring you coffee if you'd prefer. Cream? Sugar? Both? --Anonymous