How DARE you show us your penis? Sure, we said we didn't believe you would "whip it out." We were joking, you sick ass. We called your bluff in the stockroom, after reminding you why we would not be "showing you ours," and yet you were compelled to whip out your wiener and wave at us like a small (oh yes, small) salute to your own sexually compulsive/self-destructive behavior. When asked how your girlfriend would feel about your behavior, you responded with "she ain't got to know." News flash asshole: She gonna know! And we're gonna tell her! Because we hate you, and we think you ought to suffer the wrath of your soon-to-be-psycho ex-girlfriend. What a waste of skin and breath you are. We hope your dick falls off.--Anonymous
dirty, dirty bastard
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