Be Mellow, Fellow Pot-Heads
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Listen asshole, I know you want to show the love 'cause you think smokin' pot is cool and all, but please, for the love of all that is illegal, don't honk your horn and flash a peace sign at me when you see me sitting at the bus-stop smokin a bowl. I'm sitting there waiting for the bus with only a precious few smoking moments before it gets there, and I gotta wait even longer thanks to you dumping all that attention on me. I don't want your attention. I don't wan't your peace sign. Next time you see me smokin' a bowl on the street, DON'T BLOW MY COVER