Porn Peeves

Welcome to my world of sin. I work in a local porn shop and every day you assholes spurt your cum all over the fucking walls!! I get so tired of you guys getting drunk down the street and then coming down to the porn shop and being sexually aggressive!! You're constantly shoving your nasty, sweaty balls up against the glass and getting some fag to suck you off in the movie theatre!! I'm also tired of all you assholes throwing your oblong cucumbers in the fucking garbage! Why don't you all just go to a fag bar and pick up a nice guy who wants to be fucked in the ass?! And don't come to my work and want to fuck me, because I'll kick your ass. Now don't get me wrong--I don't hate fags. But if you want to have sex, don't go thinking that just because I work at a porn shop means I want to have sex with you!? Sure, I'll take your money just because you're stupid, but don't think every stranger is going to be okay with your faggy query bullshit. FUCK ALL YOU FUCKING FLAMERS!!!!!!!--Anonymous