Kalah Allen

I was in history class listening to a totally boring lecture about Gettysburg. In order to keep from gettin the zzz's, I concentrated on scoping out my beautiful babelicious crush, who was sitting in front of me. Luckily, his hunky vibes were enough to keep me conscious through most of the class--up until the last 10 minutes, when I couldn't have kept my lead lids open even if Freddie Prinze Jr. was in the room. I thought no one had noticed my speedy catnap, until I got up when class was over and noticed everybody checking me! I started to get a super bad feeling that something was way wrong, so I sprinted to the bathroom. As it turned out, I had laid my head down right on top of the blue pen that I was chewing on and there was ink all over both my face and lips! The worst thing was, my best bud told me later that she had heard all about it from my crush's best friend! I'll definitely never be able to see him without having a fire-engine blush!--Anonymous