Letters Aug 2, 2012 at 4:00 am

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Though it's not local, I am disappointed that I haven't seen anything about Pussy Ride in your scurrilous rag. I have a theory about why they got up in church and slammed Putin. It's because they wanted to inspire the whole World to print up and wear Free Pussy Ride t-shirts, there-by beautifying the planet. So fire up those silk-screens boys and girls. There's a not to be missed opportunity here. The one I want to see is Putin's face planted in a big hairy pussy.

You're welcome.
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@Slow Bump - I'm pretty sure their band name is Pussy Riot.
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Offender Name: LITTLETON, TUESDAY MARIE
Age: 42
Gender: Female
DOB: 07/1970

Crimes:
IDENTITY THEFT 07/28/2009
IDENTITY THEFT 07/28/2009
IDENTITY THEFT 07/28/2009
FORGED INSTRUMENT-CRIM POSS I 07/28/2009
IDENTITY THEFT 10/01/2009
IDENTITY THEFT 10/01/2009

Earliest Release Date: 06/16/2014
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Offender Name: UPTAIN, SHELLEY MAE
Age: 37
Gender: Female
DOB: 11/1974

Crimes:
MANSLAUGHTER II 01/31/2008

Earliest Release Date: 11/12/2013

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Offender Name: HERNANDEZ, TRUDY ROSE
Age: 38
Gender: Female
DOB: 10/1973

Crimes:
FORGERY I 07/27/2010
THEFT I 07/27/2010
IDENTITY THEFT 07/27/2010
IDENTITY THEFT 07/27/2010

Earliest Release Date: 10/31/2013

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Regarding Wink,Wink and Indiana Fail-

Hold on to your potato, Mercury,

Don't be so quick to go tooting on your lobsters. We all know Shia LaBeouf was not in Temple of Doom, however, you ought to be aware, neither was Randal. You must have been distracted, given the concentration demanded for setting such a meticulously engineered nerd trap, to have a quote from Clerks to slip into your Shorts. Short Round’s line from the film, which I believe you attempted to recall, is, “Hey, Doctor Jones, no time for love!” I'd have let this error pass were it not for the smugness accompanying your intentional trap, as if you weren’t outmatched on the nerd front.

-Colton Hicks
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Bokchoy give it a rest, will ya? Noone cares. You're starting to look crazy.
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Actually, BokChoy is doing a service alerting readers (and potential future victims) to the records of these incarcerated would-be pen-pals.
And the Portland Mercury is doing a disservice (and one with potentially serious, even fatal consequences) by treating as a continuing joke linking felons with unsuspecting suckers.
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REALLY? Bokchoy is doing a "service"? HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG you're such a dummy!
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OMFG!
You mean people in prison are there because they were convicted of a crime?
Weird. My penpal told me she was there as part of an AmWay job training program.
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Just the facts. No commentary. No opinion.
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Uhm actually, you've neither stated, shown, nor provided any "facts" here. A person's so-called "record" doesn't really mean anything. It is as irrelevant as one's "credit" history.
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The victims would tend to disagree. DamosA, your misguided ideals blind your sense of reason.
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I think what DamosA is trying to say is, that grouping people according to their past is ineffective. Not everybody gets out of prison and goes right back doing what they were doing to get there, but some do. Is that a good reason to have so much contempt for everybody else?

"Inchoate" crimes make up a rather large percentage of offenders today, even though "inchoate" crimes have NO victim---in other words, they harmed nobody but themselves and got 'caught' doing it. Driving without the state's permission is another 'crime' where the only harm was that the state didn't get their money, and therefor hadn't given us their consent to use OUR own roadways.

DIVIDE AND CONQUER---how long are we gonna fall for that tactic?
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No one has expressed "contempt" for the inmates, just caution to their potential next victims.

You will note that not one of the listed offenses for which they were convicted is actually an "inchoate crime" (whatever that is): theft and identity theft are real crimes against real victims.
And I'll bet that the manslaughter victim felt it was "choate" enough.
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And exactly what "victims" are you referring to???
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Damosa, you are so worried about "defending" what you perceive is a victim of "the system" that you ignore the actual victims of crime.

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A Gresham woman, who was withdrawing from methamphetamine when she crashed her car and killed a 21-year-old a year ago, was sentenced Wednesday to six years in prison.

Deputy District Attorney Steve Mygrant said Shelly May Uptain, 33, had been bingeing on meth when she missed a turn Jan. 5, 2007, smashing her vehicle head-on into a vehicle driven by Gary Allen Johnson of Sandy, who was killed instantly.
Blood tests confirmed that she had been using meth, Mygrant said, and a national expert testified during trial that driving during a meth withdrawal is more dangerous than driving high.
"Withdrawal-induced impairment is a very real and a very serious issue that could go unnoticed," said Mygrant, who noted that users are nearly catatonic after staying awake for days on end.
Circuit Court Judge Thomas Rastetter on Tuesday found Uptain guilty of second-degree manslaughter, drug possession and recklessly endangering.

Mygrant said Uptain's young son was in the vehicle when the accident occurred.

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Victims: Gary Allen Johnson of Sandy, aged 21. Gary's mother, father, brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles, cousins, friends and even Shelly Uptain's son because he is without his mother.


Damosa, you are as ignorant and close-minded as the people and institutions you profess to hate.

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Bokchoy, get a grip why don't you. Dude, you're starting to look like the real zealot around here... what's this all about, huh? Did you get messed with as a kid? Someone do something to you? You wanna talk about it?

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