I have to say Ann, you are becoming a nuisance in the paper. Your recent rant about Shia LaBeouf, was borderline plagiarist in itself. Your capacity to comprehend irony in this mans actions, is quite astounding (with the rest of the "media circus" that you are a part of and steal your notes from). Can you sound any more bitchy and in need to be put out of your misery? Take a holiday/take some vitamins/do some yoga/ do what ever your "portland weird" mentality needs, to stop being a damn bitch. You have it in you..YOU CAN DO IT! YOU CAN DO IT!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!

thank you.
d.

snoreide

@Drew, very well said, but what you're seeing may be part of a larger problem. I ran into Ann at New Seasons last week. It was 10am and she smelled like Cinnabon vodka. Here's hoping the Mercury gets her the help she needs.

Sara L.

How come the millions of people from every other major city in America aren't autistic or have brown spots on their teeth? Why don't you listen to the professional opinions of those same dentists who you want in schools?

Oh, that's right. You and your ilk are fucking morons. Go cast a spell, asshole.

I really enjoyed Debate Club with Ned and Dave on the merits of Genesis, the band, not the book in The Bible. It got me revisiting music I hadn't listened to since I was a kid going through my aunt's record collection. It wasn't ungodly long but just the right amount of time to make all the right points. Anti-fluoride crazies should take note. This is how you have a debate.

Dear Miss Ellis Burnheart.. I have one word for you that was left out of the write up... TITS !!!