How about maybe grow up and have some compassion for a person who clearly has a mental illness instead of making a joke out of something that is probably ruining his life? Assholes.

I'm assuming neither the Mercury editorial staff or the above poster are familiar with Google as a research tool or old memes that have been beat to fucking death everywhere else on the internet.

lo, and a light was shown to those living in darkness:
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Gorilla_w…

A more concise explanation of this well known copypasta:
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/navy-seal-co…

It's nice to know that copy pasting ancient unfunny memes can win you free tickets places.

Sounds like this guy trained with Jane Goodall, be afraid, very afraid...

Gorilla Warfare?

Isn't that what they teach at Straight Blast Gym? http://www.sbgi-pdx.com/

Does the Laurelhurst Theater serve copypasta?