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The Sam Adams Retirement Blog

Comments

1
hahaha....

NOW THIS IS FUNNY!
2
I have never seen the word "bang" used so many times in so few column inches as today.

So, thumbs up!
3
Goddamit, people. I wanted a hoverboard!
4
As funny as it is, this is why the Merc will never, ever, ever be taken seriously as a news source. Amy and Scott are gone, the only folks apparently willing to work for a pittance and produce semi-quality work. All that is left is a photographer and a satirist who alternate between terrible analysis and hilarious hyperbole.

Too bad about the hoverboards though...
5
Has anyone used this headline yet?:

"Sam Sticks It In, and Now He'll Stick It Out"
6
I wonder now about that ad I saw on Craig's list. I don't remember much of the text but the handle was "l1l3mayR4U" and had a picture of a rather small penis.