As funny as it is, this is why the Merc will never, ever, ever be taken seriously as a news source. Amy and Scott are gone, the only folks apparently willing to work for a pittance and produce semi-quality work. All that is left is a photographer and a satirist who alternate between terrible analysis and hilarious hyperbole.
I wonder now about that ad I saw on Craig's list. I don't remember much of the text but the handle was "l1l3mayR4U" and had a picture of a rather small penis.
NOW THIS IS FUNNY!
So, thumbs up!
Too bad about the hoverboards though...
"Sam Sticks It In, and Now He'll Stick It Out"