Nice rip off of The Onion.

I believe that Frank Cassano is an independant journalist. His ball-busting shall know no bounds, no 'Onion' will send him crying to his home paper.

yo merc. Why don't you rent a banner at one of the blazer playoff games with your logo and a pic of Frank Cassano stating something like “the hair faced truth".

It would be hilarious, Frank is awesome. More Frank.

Frank Cassano eats my crusty shit splatter. That fat, dicknosed, cum gargling baboon couldn't hit the truth with a handful of your dads withered ovaries you buncha smegma fondling cock snotters. You've basically run a regular ol' fly specked comment section... from any website, anywhere, ever.... as a 'new' feature. You fucking mouth-breathing, puke swallowing, ass rags. Like huffing a hit of nitrous, you suck the bitter farts out of dead pigeons. You brain dead, uncle fucking, syphilis dripping gutter sluts.

Oh by the way, you forgot to mention Daft Punk on the Tron Legacy OST.