New Column! Oct 4, 2012 at 4:00 am

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I was available for this, you know. Not that anyone asked.
Todd Mecklem on October 5, 2012 at 11:24 PM Report this
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Do you have an uncle more suitable for small children?
Bethany Cissna on October 7, 2012 at 4:29 PM Report this

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