New Column! Nov 20, 2013 at 4:00 am

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I might actually buy these if they were longsleeved. Seriously, why is it so hard to find longsleeved shirts? They protect your arms from the cold, and from the sun...LONG SLEEVES!
2
Todd is a moron. I'd buy these if they were tank tops.
3
Graham is a moron. Sleeves mean more fabric, and more fabric means more value.

I'd buy these if i could buy them online, or at a more considerately-located store. No fucking way am i crossing that goddamned river.
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Finally... something I won't mind getting a little vomit and urine on.
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ICE! CREAM! COVERED! BREASTS! LIFE! SIZED!

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Please wait...

and remember to be decent to everyone
all of the time.

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