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This...is...the...best....article....EVER!
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Mike Scott DeRusha on March 19, 2015 at 5:44 AM

This is why oregon is going downhill. Transplants.
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Mike Scott DeRusha on March 19, 2015 at 5:50 AM

i goodwilled that shirt in '97 after the dog messed on it. No question.

i'mrightyourwrong on March 19, 2015 at 1:56 PM

In what universe is a 34 year old a millennial? Dude would have graduated high school in '98. Maybe a 24 year old would talk like that, or any 19 year old kid who seems to comprise the bulk of the writing staff at Vice magazine. This could have been so much funnier if my hardworking age group hadn't been mis-categorized so poorly.

burtreynlds on March 20, 2015 at 11:32 AM

Agreed with burtreynlds. Article was pretty funny, but you got the age off by 5 to 10 years.

JTR on March 24, 2015 at 9:08 AM