About Archie: why does neither of those two dumbasses ever want Reggie? Yes, I get he's supposed to be a dick, but so is Archie. And at least Reggie's hot, rich and smart. As opposed to a penniless retarded Opie Cunnigham.
But perhaps Reggie was a dick because he was in the closet and is now with Jughead (and his hat).
But perhaps Reggie was a dick because he was in the closet and is now with Jughead (and his hat).