Okay, ha ha, I get it, very funny. Now quit dickin' around and get Ann's ass back to work. Seriously, the last time you withheld her column I mailed you guys a letter dusted with anthrax. Sure, I missent it to San Jose* but don't lose the lesson: Ann Romano 52 Thursdays a year. *That Merc's a real paper so nobody got hurt, they immunize their reporters for everything, including Liz Canalis-class STDs.