"So... we'll all vote for fluoride, then? Good! Moving on!"

LOL, yep, Portland sure moved on alright. Into the 21st century.

It's about time somebody skewered that Jenny McCarthy! Some might say that ridiculing McCarthy for speaking out against an multi-billion dollar industry that's immune from legal prosecution if their product causes any adverse side effects (like say those thousands of people in Europe that developed narcolepsy after taking glaxosmithkline's vaccine for the benign swine flu?) is a hacky, lazy cliche. But not me! Way to stay on top of the journalistic the vanguard.

Ahhh, the shoe fits Jenny pretty damn well.
She should have stuck to taking her clothes off for money.

Way to completely lie about what Dr. Phil said to fill your sensationalistic article. Because I'm sure having sex while drunk is something no one has ever had or ever will have unless it's rape right? It's truly pathetic that you feel the need to pretend he was endorsing rape by asking a legitimate and obviously anti-rape question because you can't think of anything real to write about.