Regarding Anonymous, I would like to say that the single most important thing I have learned from over ten years of stripping (and I don't mean paint) is that no matter what someone looks like there are people in the world (and more specifically in Portland) that think that person is physically perfect. Humans are wired to be attracted to random and different things... if we weren't only five percent of humanity would be getting any action and the rest of us would die off. You see it all the time when a person points out someone that they think is *hot* and their friend is like, "Really? Them? Are you sure?" I've met men who preferred long hair, short hair, no hair, long armpit hair, big noses, small noses, brown eyes, blue eyes, squinty eyes, symmetrical features, uneven features, pale skin, dark skin, skin with blemishes, thin builds, muscled builds, voluptuous builds, etc. I know a guy who thinks girls are sexiest if they have a limp (I secretly suspect he only hangs out with me because I'm clumsy). I recently had a double mastectomy and started chemotherapy, and I've been hit on more times since my surgery (a month ago) than the whole year before when I had fabulous breasts (apparently I have fabulous no breasts, who'da thunk?). One thing I don't know a lot of, though, is people who are attracted to people that are convinced they aren't worth dating. In fact, I myself broke things off with a fabulous boy because every day he informed me multiple times that he was convinced I would break up with him (it was his only flaw). So, whatever it is about you that makes you "stereotypically ugly", rest assured that there is somebody out there that thinks that is your best feature.